Cum Lube, Lube, Reviews, Spunklube!

Spunklube Pink

DSC_0025Spunk Lube was given to me in return for my honest unbiased review by Jeff at spunk Lube which was incredibly kind of him. I was interested in how his Spunk Lube would stand against other Jizz lubes. I am excited to test this Spunk Lube invented by Jeff himself Spunk Lube is his very own creation.

The Spunk Lube Pink comes in a various sizes I got the 8oz bottle of lube which has a pump cap on the top for easy dispensing of the lube and also gives an accurate amount with just one squirt. I got so excited over this lube after all it is pink.

DSC_0028When I squirted some out I was surprised to see how pink it is I thought it would be a pale pink however it is bright pink which looks amazing it’s what I would imagine unicorn cum to be like. The Spunk Lube Pink is quite thick and resembles actual cum however I compared it to Mr’s and it seems to be missing the runny viscosity of his cum. However when compared to Bad dragon’s cum lube I prefer the non-stringiness of the Spunk Lube Pink however I do think Bad Dragons cum lube has the right viscosity it needs. Combined together and they would make an exact replica of cum. The Spunk Lube is none staining which is great as Cum Lube stains so with Spunk Lube Pink you haven’t got to worry about ruining the sheets.

The smell of the Spunk Lube Pink was one of the things I tested first and I have to say you can’t really smell it unless you get your nose in there and get right up close to it. The Spunk Lube Pink smells like alien egg goop from those egg toys I used to have in each would be an alien and a blob of goop well the Spunk Lube Pink smells like the goop.

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Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews, Segzi

Segzi Stroker – Karla Karter

DSC_0011This Karla Karter was given to me free of charge in exchange for my honest review by Segzi. The Karla Karter Stroker is made by Segzi they also do a mini version. Since I don’t have a penis attached to my body only silicone ones I have to borrow my Fiance’s Cock for this review. He will write the next segment of the review so you can get his perspective on the toy.

“Just from the title, I can tell you that it definitely hits the spot! With the Segzi Stroker making its first appearance with Karla Karter as the model showing of this excellent piece of pussy, she is pictured on the packaging holding the stroker which I think is quite adequate and aims directly at the male market who want to be able to have a realistic experience when masturbating. With Karla Karter holding the stroker it’s as if she is promoting that the stroker will be like having sex with her. It’s time to get to business. A fair warning to all users of masturbators “They are TIGHT!” so I would recommend using quite a few squirts of lube to fix the tightness. It’s basically like any other vagina, real or not… If it’s tight then lube it up. It will make it easier for your cock to glide right in.

When I first opened the box to the stroker and unscrewed the Masturbator to reveal vagina, I was amazed by the quality of the product. As soon as I started to feel the texture of the vagina itself I felt as if it was top of the range quality and I was very happy to have this model in my hands to try, for this being the first male sex toy for myself to try out I was chuffed. I loved every part of this stroker, from the outside to the inside!

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Ann Summers, Flavoured Lube, Lube, Reviews

Juicy Lube Coconut – Ann Summers

DSC_0245As flavoured lubes go ann summers do a lot of flavours in their own brand Juicy Lube. This lube is water based and is safe to use with sex toys and not only just sex toys but silicone toys too. So before you ready your dragon dildos for a BJ take a moment to hear my thoughts on the coconut flavoured Juicy Lube.

This lube is a thick clear lube is very sticky with it being flavoured lube I expected it to be sticky due to the sweet flavourings. The lube smells like coconut and upon taste testing this lube I noticed it did not really taste of coconut but it did taste like a certain alcoholic Caribbean drink that I usually have with coke. On that not I had to refrain myself from drinking the lube straight out of the tube to putting it to use on Mr’s cock. I am a fan of BJ’s and love my Mrs penis so any excuse to get up close and personal to his cock makes me happy. The lube was easy to apply however while rubbing it on him my hands go so sticky I did lick the lube from my fingers finding this to be arousing for both of us. Once he was covered in the shiny wet cover I licked his head tasting the coconut and went crazy with greed I then took him all in and sucked every last drop of lube of him. It is really yummy stuff.

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Fun Factory, Reviews, Storage

Fun Factory – Toy Bag Medium

c9U89iV6This toy storage bag was given to me in return for my honest unbiased review by FunFactory, thank you to Fun Factory for the chance to review their storage pouch.

As like most people who have a lot of sex toys I struggle to store them trying to make sure different types of silicones don’t come in contact with each other can be tricky so when I asked Fun factory to send me one of their bags I hoped it would help me figure out if that’s what I needed. Lets face it the boxes your toys come in when they’re new aren’t going to last forever, they’ll get ripped or crushed and you’ll have to eventually get rid of the packaging. And the space those boxes take up is unbelievable.

5E6QZSIuI was able to fit my Bouncer in the storage bag, the storage bag is made out of a waterproof fabric much like the ones you find on the covers of tent bags. It is smooth and there are no sharp edges that will damage my dildos. The bag has a stamp/badge of the Fun Factory logo and an easy to use zip to open the bag.

I currently have all my silicone dildos in different draws however this is ridiculous because the draws are not even half full causing me too loose out on storage space. So I took the Bouncer and placed it inside the bag and put it in the draw amongst my Bad Dragon dildos. The bag worked well ensuring the Bouncer did not come in to any contact with my other dildos keeping the Bouncer safe and also not damaging my other dildos. I can now store different types of silicone dildos together in the same draw because of tis toy bag making the most of my storage space.

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Company, Dildo, Fun Factory, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Bouncer

B_ae2NhEI was sent the Bouncer Shake Stub in return for my honest review from Fun Factory. They were very generous to give me the Bouncer and this will not affect my review in any way. The bouncer is a unique dildo that has 3 balls inside that rotate when the dildo is moved. It also has a base which doubles as a suction cup. The bouncer is silicone and let me tell you it is one of the smoothest silicone’s I’ve ever felt.

Y6A6LHVzAfter I finished with the novelty of sticking the bouncer on every flat surface I could find in my house I decided to get to work and use the bouncer for what it was made for. I stuck the Bouncer to a flat surface and began to ride it this was amazing, The balls felt so great as I rode it I could feel the balls pop in and out of my vag I liked this popping sensation. I’d describe the feeling of using the Bouncer as getting stimulation from kegal balls but also having great dildo pleasure at the same time is a totally unique feeling unlike anyone I’ve ever had before.

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Dildo, Reviews, Silicone, Tantus

Tantus Sport Short

B7zanOvIcAEI3BsI won this Tantus Sport short in the New Year’s give away which was by Ali’s Addiction. So many thanks to Ali’s Addiction for my competition prize!

Well they say size matters for a reason. This dildo kind of let me down. I heard good things about tantus however when I tried the sport with it being my first tantus dildo I was surprised by how soft the silicone was for a g-spot stim it was a bit too soft for my liking.

DSC_0205The handle of the sport is a tear drop shape which is perfect to hold during thrusting I found if I placed my thumb over the top if the tear drop and the rest of my hand underneath I could have complete control of the dildo. This dildo is also harness compatible so it’s great for those who like to engage in harness play. The silicone is body safe and also really hygienic you can sterilize it, boil it or use 10% bleach solution. Making it great for women who like to share toys or it can be used for a female couple to engage in sex with a harness the hygienic-ness is perfect for female couples as it can be sterilized in between use from each woman.

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Butt Plug, Reviews, Silicone

Cupcake Butt Plug – Gespenst Fantasy Gear

DSC_0084This plug is just so cute! I couldn’t help but wonder how adorable it would look between my cheeks. I purchased this plug from Gespenst fantasy gear on his etsy shop I have purchased from this seller before and was pleased with his products.

The cupcake butt plug is so pretty mine is a blue base with pink swirl the blue silicone is quite firm however the swirl is soft this did not bother me as the swirl is the part that stays outside the ass. After testing its durability and strength by getting my Mr to pull on it like a tug rope to reassure me it won’t get stuck. We decided to test it out.

DSC_0085My Mr covered the plug in water based lube I found this arousing in itself. Then he slowly inserted the plug into my ass the feeling was quite amazing the plug is the right size for me and fit quite snugly inside my ass. When it popped all the way in I was wondering how Mr felt did he think it was pretty? Did it look great? Well I felt that it did look great. So to test this even further we had sex while I wore the butt plug this was great being a fan of DP when I’m really horny I thought the plug was a great companion for us while we were having sex I couldn’t help but reach round to feel the plug in my ass. However the joy was short lived as the pressure of my Mr’s dick forced the plug to pop out of my ass we had to shove it back in a few times but on the whole it was a funny experience that had us both in fits of giggles.

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Ann Summers, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Rampant Rabbit – The Powerful One

DSC_0050This rabbit is great if you want a rave party or even just to use it as a light saber. Yes a rabbit that does indeed light up how cool is that. The neon pink led on the shaft makes this rabbit really fun definitely something to talk about with your partner and have a good old giggle.

The ears have 7 patterns of vibration 3 of which are speeds from low to high and the other 4 are patterns, the shaft itself also has 3 speeds high, medium and low. The controls are quite easy to work on this vibe it pictures the wave button you can press to flick through the speeds and a separate one for the speeds of the ears also and on and off power button.

TDSC_0233his is by far the best rampant rabbit I have ever had. The Powerful One has strong vibrations which I love. When it came to inserting this vibe I found the soft silicone side of the shaft fell smooth as it entered the entrance to my pussy. The firmness of the plastic side made sure it stuck in place the ears sat comfortably on either side of my clit without digging into it like the mini one they were sort of more rounder which made them less irritating. The Powerful One was all I wanted in a vibe firm yet smooth. Pretty yet simple and very very powerful. I had a pulse setting on the ears and a fast speed on the shaft this drove me crazy. I was able to thrust with The Powerful One because it had a handle which I could grasp to thrust. Trusting with The Powerful one worked me up into a frenzy of pleasure. I need a lot of firmness to pleasure myself and this was brilliant I felt the hardness of the plastic yet the silicone made it feel soft as well. The pulse setting was good for my clit leading me up to climax and back again I had so much stimulation from this rabbit it was truly incredible I did indeed have various orgasms during masturbating with the Powerful One.

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Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Hanns The Mandrake

DSC_0079 This flower looks gentle but is quite the giver taking no mercy when I come to taking all of him it’s divine.

My hanns is a readymade in the toy exclusive split marble, medium size and medium firmness with a cum tube. I’ve always wanted to try bad dragons cum tube as I love it when im filled with cum I was stuck for which toy to have one in until this hanns came up on the adoptions page.

DSC_0133The hanns the mandrake has a knott which is quite girth to say the least this coupled with the extremely girthy head is a girth lovers wet dream turned into a toy. The leaf detail on the base is incredible one of the leaves is full of little bumps which I assume is for clit stimulation. The shaft is bent towards the g spot. Is there anything this toy will not stimulate! Answer, no it gets all the right spots like it’s designed to. As I had mine with a cum tube it came with a bottle of bad dragons famous cum lube and a syringe to attach to the cum tube, the syringe comes in a hygienic sealed package like the ones you see the nurses at the hospital use minus the sharp pointy needle.

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Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Bruiser The Fusion

DSC_0151Poured with love. I never intended to buy a bruiser however I was browsing through bad dragon’s adoptions page when I was him. I was hoping no one else would grab him before I could and they didn’t. He is a flop the reason being that he has a defect on the bottom of the base which is excess silicone in the shape of a heart. How cute! The red heart on the blue base just made him so special.

DSC_0153I got my bruiser the fusion his flop reason was “Love poured into base” he is a medium firmness and a small size.When inserting him into my vag the step like texture felt good then I reached the Knot the girth overtaking from the slim shaft and it became a whole new experience. As I got over the Knot I found he stayed in place I reached for a bullet and as my vag started contracting with my climax the bruiser stayed firmly where I placed him. I found the knot to be a good design feature I could have clitoral orgasms while being stuffed with bruiser and my vag not being able to push him out the fullness was Divine. Thrusting him is also great as you can feel the step like texture on the shaft brush your walls of your vag it drives me crazy. Thrusting with the Knott made me feel my vag stretch but not too much so that it was just the right amount of pressure to cause ripples of pleasure.

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