Butt Plug, Metal, Reviews

Precious Metalz 24k Gold Butt Plug

DSC_0064The Precious Metalz 24k Gold Butt Plug is my first metal one and I brought it in a sale for £20. When I decided to get this I was choosing between large and small I of course went for small. I had previously had small plugs from other companies and they ended up quite big so I went for the safe option. The plug is gold in colour with a clear crystal on the base.

When the plug came I was surprised at how small it actually was it was tiny and so cute but I was wondering if it would get swallowed whole it was that small. Nether the less it looked very pretty.

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Dildo, Divine Interventions, Reviews, Silicone

Jackhammer Jesus

DSC_0040 The lord worked his miracle magic on me and resurrected the orgasm from within my body causing it to burst from me with the sound of gospel choir ringing through my ears.

The Jackhammer Jesus was Gifted to me in return for my honest no biased review by Divine Interventions. They sell a lot of usual Religious toys as well as Non-Denominational dildos. Each of these dildos are a work of art and not for the faint hearted when it comes to beliefs. However I do not practice any religion other than the fact I was baptised as a baby I don’t have any religious beliefs.

DSC_0046The review of this dildo is basically down to the fact I like unusual dildos and I am fascinated by dildos that are also art pieces in my mind this dildo is a piece of art. This review is going to be filled with Jesus puns so if you’re easily offended please read an alternative review, I will try not to make them too cheesy.

The JackHammer Jesus is a cross with Jesus on however the bottom of the cross is phallus shaped. It has chevron grooves on the back and also a quite sizeable bell end. The crosses handle is great to grip when trusting making the experience comfortable.

The insertion of the dildo was quite an effort so once lubed I felt more comfortable when the head of the dildo entered me. The chevrons made a popping sensation as they entered my vag I enjoy this very much I love textured dildos and this dildo has great texture. The thrusting with Jesus was a breeze the handle of the cross worked to grasp whilst I was being touched by the lord my initial thought was it was truly unlike any other I’ve felt so firm yet so textured. I however could not take all of Jesus he is just too lengthy however the texture I got when I reached the figure of Jesus on this dildo was great it gave that extra bit of girth to stretch me a little wider. I had the most shattering orgasm as I thrust him deep within me. Praise the Lord.

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Enhancers, Lube, Reviews

Sexxxations Anal Rub

DSC_0077Sexxxations Anal Rub is to be used prior to anal play it numbs the area and also enhances the stimulation giving intense orgasms. I purchased this rub a while back to venture more into anal sex it did indeed help with this.

When I planned on engaging in a bit of anal play I got this out after a really hot sex session with Mr and asked him to pleasure me anally he squirted a small amount of the rub onto his finger and circled my anus after a few minutes of external massage he then began to penetrate me using his finger the rub didn’t numb the area although it did make the penetration a lot more pleasurable with every thrust it became clear it was working. The rub made my ass feel all tingly heightening the sensations I felt during being fingered. I then felt even more intense feelings rushing though me as he repeatedly fingered away then I had the most amazing orgasm ever I didn’t know at that point anal orgasms where possible but with Mr stimulating the right spot and the rub heightening the feeling I had my first anal orgasm.

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Bad Dragon, Cum Lube, Lube, Reviews

Bad Dragon Cum Lube

DSC_0178Bad Dragon is famous for their Cum Lube which can be used with their cum tube option when choosing Cum Tube compatible toy you receive a bottle of cum lube in your order along with a syringe which is hygienically packed in a non-opened surgical like packaging like the ones you see in hospitals minus the sharp needle of course the end of the Cum Tube fit perfectly on the syringe and you then use the syringe to push the Cum Lube trough the Cum Tube though your dildo thus ending in your toy being able to cum.

DSC_0186Bad Dragon Cum Lube is made to look and feel like real cum. The Cum Lube is a white- clear in colour and doesn’t have any smell it reminds me of the PVA glue I used to use in primary school. Taking the cap off to fill the syringe I found the Bad Dragon Cum Lube strings out and is very messy the stringiness was super stringy much like a cheese string, or mozzarella cheese, it’s that stringy. And loads of fun to play with. Cum Lube stains so be careful not to ruin your favourite sheets. I loved the look and feel of cum lube it is very realistic looking the consistency of the Cum Lube is exactly like cum. I used it with my Hanns as it has a Cum Tube I really liked the feel of it spurting into me it felt like it should a wet sticky mess was between my legs and I loved that feeling. I had never seen anything like this before and I was mesmerised by it so much so after masturbation I rubbed it from my vag and started rubbing my clit covering it in fake Cum this experience was super arousing for me. I had also never used a toy that could cum before my Hanns and I can say Bad Dragon has done a great job at making it as realistic as they can.

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Lube, Reviews, Water Based Lube

Super Slik – Water Based Lube

DSC_0257This lube is water based and is my go to lube when I use my bad dragon or any other silicone toys. It comes with a pump dispenser attached to the cap which give you the right amount of lube every time. I use this lube the majority of the time when masturbating as its water based it can be used for pretty much everything.

This lube is a thick clear water base lube which feels smooth and thick when applied to skin it gives a great wetness that transforms draggy silicone into slippery slimy hunks of cock. I do indeed adore this lube it’s a basic essential that is not too pricey either so it makes my fiancé very happy. This lube doesn’t stain and I can feel every bump of my dragons without worrying about the bed covers being stained. It can be used for pretty much anything and can be used with sex toys so don’t worry about it destroying your toys. The only issue I have with this lube is that it can be quite sticky and it leaves a sticky residue on my toys and my vag after masturbation this is the only downfall to this lube.

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Clit Stim, Fifty Shades of Grey, Insertable, Metal, Reviews, Vibrator

Charlie Tango Vibrator

DSC_0045 I really liked the look of this vibe very simple yet sleek quite like that of the We aim to please bullet. This vibe has a twist control at the bottom of the vibe to control the intensity of the vibrations. This vibe is very easy to use and very pleasing on the eye.

The Charlie Tango is an all-time favourite of mine a very simple classic vibe quite like the basic ones you can buy from stores they often have their own version of the classic vibe however with the fifty shades branding and the black on silver letting it adds a little something more to the classic vibe making it look more modern.

DSC_0048Charlie tango is a pleasure to use I can switch between speeds very easily and it really is the right length and width to stimulate my vagina causing me to go into an orgasm frenzy. The versatility of this vibe is great it can be used to stimulate the nipples and also works great as a powerful clit vibe. It is great as a first vibe as it does not have any scary advanced switches or different buttons and the shape means it’s very friendly for beginners. The metal casing felt so cold and unexpected when It entered me that it brought me a new kind of pleasure once warmed up by my vag the vibe tends to keep the heat from my vag and feels very soothing with the warm temperature when pulled out and used on my clit it feels really comforting.

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Butt Plug, Fifty Shades of Grey, Reviews, Silicone

Something Forbidden Butt Plug

DSC_0060After my first experience with but plugs I was terrified to try anal play I got a beginners plug from Ann summers and it was huge and certainly not for beginners at all. So when I saw how small this plug was I had to try and brave anal play and get Something Forbidden.

DSC_0063Something Forbidden is very simple it has a pull ring to make sure you can pull it out easily and also if you’re afraid it might disappear you can put your finger though the ring and hold it for extra reassurance. The silicone is a sleek and sexy shade of black with the Fifty Shades of grey brand logo engraved into the silicone near the base of the plug. I think this design is simple yet effective. The size pf this plug like I earlier stated is small the length being the size of a wedding ring finger with the width being the width of two of my fingers. This is great for those who have tried anal fingering but want to venture to something a little more advanced.

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Clit Stim, Fifty Shades of Grey, Metal, Reviews, Vibrator

We Aim To Please Bullet

DSC_0027We Aim Not To Please and leave you quite aggravated with orgasm denile should’ve been the name for this bullet. As bullets go it’s got a lot of major competition with the rocks off 3 speed being around the same price if not cheaper this one speed bullet really has a lot to live up to.

I brought this bullet with the quote being an all-time favourite of mine from fifty shades. I really liked the look of the bullet with the shiny finish contrasting with the black wording it is very eye catching. It has a one speed push button control I hope the one speed was a high one as I really don’t like low speed bullets.

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Dildo, Glass, Reviews

Glass Eggplant Dildo

DSC_0001 I purchased the Glass Eggplant dildo from easy. I was unsure whether it was supposed to be a pepper turns out it’s an eggplant. I liked the look of this dildo and made sure to check that it was borosilicate glass that is used. I read through almost every review to make sure I wasn’t getting sold anything that was unsafe. The owner of this shop is a glass craftsman with many years of experience he also makes wine stoppers and candle holders. This is the ad for the dildo as etsy is hard to navigate when searching for something specific.

DSC_0002On arrival this dido came securely packed with enough padding so It came here safely considering it came from china I was expecting a lot more damage to the box. The dildo is made of borosilicate glass which can be sterilized. I sterilize all my sex toys using an old baby microwavable sterilizer. You can also use a 10% bleach solution or boil in a pan. The dildo comes packaged in a presentation case however I decided to put it into a storage pouch once I sterilized it to be extra careful not to get any unwanted bacteria on it.

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Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Bruce The Shark

dynJaibAI have been longing to own a Bruce The Shark  for so long now. So I contacted Bad Dragon to ask for a product to review to my surprise they asked me which I would like to review well I love all their dildos but I figured now was the time to get a Bruce. So Bad Dragon sent me Bruce in return for my unbiased review which is amazingly kind of them.

My Bruce is the standard size as this dildo only has one size option however this equals to a medium from bad dragon. The firmness I chose was firm this is because I knew I was going to used Bruce for double penetration, and the firm would be easier to insert anally. I chose custom colours which turned out amazing the base is a dark blue and the shafts are a pale pink colour I wanted to make it realistic so that it could resemble my favourite cartoon character of a well-known film about fish. A great white shark who ironically has the same name as Bruce.

When I received my Bruce I was surprised how heavy the box was and also how big it was having previously only ordered small toys minus the Hanns which was one size but now classed as medium, I thought I couldn’t possibly take up that much room. Upon opening the box I pulled out the bad dragon labelled bag which was quite heavy and out came Brucie well I was shocked at the sheer size of him he was so large and very girthy. My initial thought was “This is going to be a challenge”.

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