Dildo, Fleshjack, Reviews, Silicone

Cody Cummings fleshjack boys

X5NjEGSRWhen I purchased The Cody Dildo I was after a phallus that resembled my Mr’s We tried Clone a Willy and was disappointed because it never worked so I took to the internet to find a cock that was similar in length and looked as appealing as my Mr’s cock.

Cody’s cock looks similar to Mr’s and I fell in love with it reading the specs I found he was slightly smaller than Mr with an insertable length of 6” Mr’s is 7” however Cody is girthier. I brought Cody not knowing if it was a woman’s dildo as it is clearly marketed towards the male audience with Cody being a gay porn star they’ve took advantage and aimed it at the male audience. However I think that Fleshjack could also try to aim at the female market as I think this is the most realistic looking dildo I have some across.

Cody’s Cock is heavy and I mean it’s like lifting weights however this adds to the realistic aspect of this dildo. When I removed it from the packaging I stared at it for ages examining the details the veins and balls and I have to say it has amazing detail. On the back of the balls is Cody’s signature I suppose this is a great touch for fans however I am not that fussed about it.

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Board Game, Reviews

50 Days Of Play

DSC_0035I won this game from an Ann summers party I had I was very excited to use it as it was the first sex game we tried.

The game features different colored cards from white/ cream to black. The darker the color of the card the more intense the task is. There is a dice which also features the colors to match the cards. The idea is you roll the dice and whatever color it lands on you pick an envelope/card then act out what is written on that card for the night each night for 50 nights you continue to do this until you have completed all the cards.

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Reviews, Storage

Misfit’s Toy Box Storage Pouch

x8KfYHmC Storage is one of my problems as an owner of a lot of toys I find it difficult to store silicones away from each other and glass safely. Let’s face it these plastic and card board boxes your toys come in aren’t going to last long they usually get crushed or ripped and end up that battered that they are no longer able to store your toys.

I searched etsy for dildo storage options and came across miss fits toy box: https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/MisfitsToybox each tote is made from vinyl and can be made to your toy’s measurements and your style of colour or pattern or theme. Misfit’s toy box welcomes custom orders too.

6SQDZBz9I contacted them as I wanted a tote to fit a glass toy I purchased from etsy which the original packaging was not suitable for storing the toy. So I was asked measurements and then what style I would like my initial thought was zebra print. Asking for no specific details I was sent a few sample patterns and the one that stood out was a blue zebra print with colourful flower detailing this was perfect.

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Lube, Reviews, Water Based Lube

Sliquid H20

DSC_0054I received Sliquid H2O in the Sliquid Essentials pack given to me by Sliquid in return for my honest review.

Sliquid H2O is a simple water based lube, which can be used to add extra lubrication when masturbating. I choose to use water based lube in most of my masturbation sessions as I think it’s a lot thicker than silicone based lube and therefore stays where I put it. The Sliquid H2O is a water based lube which is natural and has no added nasties.

I chose to use this lube whist using a silicone dildo I found the lube was perfect consistency and I didn’t need to reapply whilst masturbating. Sliquid H2O is non sticky which is great especially as it’s a water based lube as often water based lube can leave a sticky residue behind. The H2O Lube was really comfortable to use and I found it smoothed the insertion process when it came to using my dildo. Sliquid H2O washed off quite easily and left no residue behind which I think is perfect.

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Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Tapered Tip Dildo

DSC_0106 I purchased this as an add on from Gespenst Fantacy Gear I figured I could use it more as a dildo even though it is sold as a plug. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/GespenstsFantasyGear?ref=l2-shopheader-name

This is a random add on so color and firmness was not an option it was a surprise. I received an orange pearlescent color one and I was very pleased with it. It is 1 inch thick at the base and 5 inches in length which is perfect for anal use as its not to girthy.

DSC_0101The tapered tip made inserting the dildo very easy and the gradual girth didn’t stretch my ass too far I enjoy a little anal loving every so often. I like to thrust shallow when using this dildo as I feel that’s where I get the most stimulation. I could not insert this dildo all the way as it was just a little too uncomfortable to insert to the based however for those who are regular anal masturbators it may be a very easy dildo to use up to the base.

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Reviews, Storage

Shakespeare Hidden Book Storage

7K7ScO8e I purchased this storage book when I came across bookend designs Ad on ETSY I was looking for storage solutions and found this cool way of hiding your dildos. I messaged the seller asking for specific details such as a Shakespeare book and I particularly wanted it to store the icicles 12. Well the seller was very welcome to my needs and although he wasn’t able to get that dildo anymore welcomed the idea of me sending him the dildo so he could make the book to fit it. BookEnd Designs offer a book in which the pages are glued permanently together and then the shape of the dildo is cut out enabling you to store it safe inside.

DAowcWcAI love the idea of having something so unique being both a book and dildo lover I couldn’t find anything more perfect! My book space includes the cut out shape for the Icicles 12 and also another cut out space for other things such as lubes/condoms so this storage idea is great for traveling as you can keep everything you need in this book! BookEnd Designs have to be one of the coolest storage options when it comes to sex toys I mean who hasn’t wanted to play secret agent and have a hideaway for their toys no one will ever know what the book contains.

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Lube, Reviews, Water Based Lube

Sliquid Sassy

DSC_0046Sliquid Sassy was given to me in the Lube Cube by Sliquid in return for my honest review.

Sliquid sassy is a water based lube which is water soluble and can be used as an anal lubricant. It has the same ingredients as Sliquid H2O but is designed to be a lot ticker this is done by adding more plant cellulous which creates a thicker gel like lubricant. The thicker lubricant is designed to give more padding to the anus during anal intercourse. This gel lube is designed to stay where it is and be long lasting to create a comfortable anal experience.

I like my lube thick so it stays where I put it so I think this is a great idea. I much prefer water based over silicone based lube for this exact reason the fact Sliquid have designed a thicker water based lube is right up my street.

Ingredients:

  • Purified Water
  • Plant Cellulose (from Cotton)
  • Cyamopsis (Guar Conditioners)
  • Potassium Sorbate
  • Citric Acid

I chose to use Sassy for what it’s for anal play i grabbed my anal dildo and covered it in sassy when it came out I noticed it was rather gloopy but turned runny as it stayed on the dildo . Sassy made insertion really easy and I was able to enjoy a long session on anal masturbation using sassy. I do however enjoy using sassy vaginally as well it is just a great lube I love the thickness and the way it blends with my vagina’s natural lubricant.

As always Sliquid Sassy is paraben and glycerin free and it doesn’t have an odour that I can detect perhaps a fresh grass scent if that. Sassy is also none staining so you don’t have the worry of ruining the sheets. Sliquid Sassy is 100% vegan friendly!

Overall Rating
  • No Residue
  • Easy Clean Up
  • Long Lasting
5

Summary

Sassy is perfect and by far the best water based lube I have come across I now use it during every masturbation session it is so versatile.

RRP: £19.95

You can find Sliquid Sassy at Sliquid.com

Clit Stim, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

LELO Siri 2

QLl9R0Fg The Lelo Siri 2 was given to me free of charge in return for my honest review by Lelo. The Siri 2 is able to recognise sound and turn that sound into vibrations which is an added bonus and makes the Siri 2 the music vibrator.

The Siri 2 comes with a USB charger which can be plugged into a pc/laptop or a USB plug adapter to charge the vibe, when plugged in it will light up and flash. When fully charged the light will continuously stay on then you’re ready to go. To turn on you hold the + for 3 seconds and press + to increase intensity and let me tell you this vibe is extremely powerful for something so small it has an incredible amount of power.

You press – to decrease the intensity and hold for 3 seconds to turn off. You press the ^ and v buttons to change the pattern if you want more vibration speed when in a pattern just press the + to change the speed. This enables you to adjust the patterns to the intensity you want I haven’t seen this on a vibe before but and very impressed that it enables you to customise the patterns to suit your needs.

The Siri 2 is not only discreet but it is so beautifully made the silicone is extremely soft much like velvet and the seam between the plastic and silicone is almost none existent. It features a little microphone on the back which picks up the sounds during Music mode. And not forgetting The Siri 2 is also water proof for all those who enjoy there bath toys.

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Doc Johnson, G-Spot Massager, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator, Wonderland Collection

Mystical Mushroom

DSC_0046 As a squirter I crave g spot stimulation I brought this vibe expecting at least a little stimulation. The Mystical Mushroom is a unique vibe that has 10 functions which can be controlled by the push button at the base of the vibe which I don’t really like, I loath Push Buttons for the fact of you can’t go back just flick through till you reach the setting again.

The Silicone on this vibe is very smooth and can be quite draggy. The shape of the mushroom makes insertion a little awkward I had to tilt it somewhat to get it at the right angle to insert. Once inserted you can definitely feel the presence of the vibe the point on the mushroom sticks out a lot. When pressed against my g spot it almost pokes it to the point where it’s irritating. Thrusting the dildo to rub my g spot was awful it was quite painful as the point on the tip of the mushroom felt like it was sticking into my s gpot not rubbing it. It is a fail at g spot stim however the point on the mushroom means it can be used for pin point clitoral stimulation which is great I don’t think the design makes this toy very G spot friendly and it really irritated the fuck out of me.

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Cum Lube, Lube, Reviews

Sliquid Silk

DSC_0047 Sliquid Silk was given to me in the lube cube by Sliquid in return for my honest review.

Sliquid Naturals Silk is a water based silicone lube which is blended with cream emollients to create the silicone water based hybrid lube. This is done by Sliquid taking their H2O water based lube and blending it with 12%sillicone and creamy emollient esters. Silk then acquires the best of each of the lubes it gets the creamy silkiness from the silicone with the advantage of lasting a lot longer than regular water based lubes and also the fact that it is water based give you the chance to use it with silicone toys as the concentrate of silicone in the lube is very low it will not affect your silicone toys.

I chose to use this with one of my glass toys as I think thicker hybrid lubes work well with making the glass comfortable to use. I poured the lube onto my dildo and it was a creamy colour and a thick texture to touch the silk felt very smooth and glided over my dildo easily. Silk is non sticky which is brilliant as I detest sticky lubes. Silk made the cold glass lube slip into my vag without any effort and the thickness of the lube meant it coated my vag and I was able to feel the smooth thrusts without any discomfort. After a good while the Silk was still doing its job it is mega long lasting. I found that the Silk was easy to wash off when it came to clean up with a little soap and water it didn’t leave any residue on the toy.

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