I was given the Pedro The Cactus by Primal Hardwere in return for my honest review. The reason I chose this dildo to review from them is that it has so much girth and I wanted the challenge it is the girthiest dildo I now have.
Pedro is a cactus it looks so real I am tempted to use it as an ornament on my window sill then if I get asked if its real I will say no it’s a dildo and giggle at the response I get. It looks amazing. Pedro is made from soft silicone however it isn’t as soft as most softs are I would say it equals to bad dragons medium which I don’t mind as I like my dildos firm anyway. I like the Firmness to be firm so I can feel as most of the texture as I can. Pedro has quite a few details that are worth noting instead of prickly spine it has indentations that are circular like where the spines would’ve been if it was a real cactus obviously you wouldn’t want to shove a real one inside you. Also Pedro has a life size plant pot base this is quite thick so I find that it is great to grip being a bit of a thrust whore when I masturbate the base helps me control the dildo more easily.
Pedro comes in one colour which is the natural colour of the San Pedro Cactus which it is modelled after. Hence its name. Pedro is a novelty and I think that primal hardware have really had a great idea of taking the worst thing you would want to have inside you and turning it into a dildo this is right up my ally I have said before I like thinks that are strange and unusual especially when it comes to dildos. They have med it the most stimulating they can adding in dents, bumps and ridges this is both a texture and girth lovers’ wet dream!
The Alien Dildo features two bellends which are fused together I would’ve thought that they would spilt just to make it more interesting but I like it none the less. The heads are really well shaped for me and I really like the way they have been designed. The shaft starts thin then gets more girth towards the middle then narrows slightly to the base. The base features a great set of balls quite similar to the drac’s and it is great for using as a grip when thrusting. The shaft is made what looks like two that are fused together much like the bellends with little details such as raised nubs and vein like texture which when you take a closer look add to the realness of this dildo. Making the experience you have Extra Terrestrial and one you will not forget.
I inserted the Tiger G 5 into my pussy and my pussy immediately clenched around the shaft hugging it with gratitude. The first vibe setting was enough to start with as I thrust quite quickly my excitement arose I then knocked it up to the second vibration setting then slowed my thrusts then decided to go full whack with the vibes and put it on high my thrusts slowed to an almost stand still and I slowly pushed and pulled the G5 into my vag feeling every bit of texture my pussy ached for more the vibrations tingling my nerve endings at the entrance as I got so close to puling it all out I pushed slowly in again. Enjoying the pleasure I was almost overwhelmed. I cycled through pulsations the gradual one made my clit waken up bringing me to the top then back down again. I looped my finger so that it was through the handle and pressed firmly towards me so that the clit stim rested on my clit the soft silicone shaft bending to accommodate my vag. I held this position and switched back to the highest setting feeling I was so close revelling in the pleasure I was getting and then…. Bliss pure bliss as I orgasmed so hard it made my head spin.
