Kinky Kitten

The Original Realistic Cock

I received the Realistic Cock as a birthday gift from Segzi.co.uk this was very generous of them. They are quite a friendly bunch over at Segzi.

So I received my original cock which is modelled after an actual penis. I do not know who’s but someone somewhere has the penis that is an exact replica of this dildo. The Realistic Cock features a really strong suction cup. And a set of rather large balls.

The Realistic cock is 7 inches in length (other lengths available) the design I have is the sil-r-gel dildo it is phthalate free and is moulded directly from a real life cock. Although it doesn’t say who’s I would’ve liked a link or detail on the box but that’s just personal preference.

Okay so on the box it says “Do not attempt to warm this products in a microwave or conventional oven.” Okay I am not sure why you would want to warm up a dildo in a microwave before use but there is a warning anyway just in case.

The shaft has a lot of veins these are really pronounced and you can feel them during use. Obviously as you know I love my texture so the fact this has those veins adds to the stimulation when you use it. The tip of the cock features a nicely rounded bellend which I quite like the look of. Although the colour of this is a little too much of a dark pink too look realistic it still looks relatively nice and attractive.

30th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Dragon’s Tongue

When I first happened to come across bad dragon it was by typing in “the strangest dildos” into google I wanted to see the most strangest and unusual dildos out there. And the dragons tongue was 10 on a list of freaky masturbators and weird looking vibes. I clicked the link to Bad Dragon and then I thought wow I want a dragon tongue dildo!

After searching through the ready-made section I wasn’t sure how bad dragon worked I hadn’t ever seen a company that lets you customise dildos before. And I fell in love searching the Bad Dragon site for hours each day I readily became familiar with the process of customise and flops and ready-made. The first bad dragon I got was Meng though and not the dragon tongue I wanted. I was waiting for the right colour to come up in a ready-made. It did and I couldn’t buy it because I had no pennies at the time and someone snagged it.

Since then I have eagerly kept my eye on the Dragon’s Tongues in the adoption section. I had acquired a lot of BD dildos before I finally got a Tongue. Bad Dragon has been releasing birth stone colours each month now I was unsure what to get in mine as Mr decided he would get me something in the “Diamond” colour for my birthday pressie. So I chose the tongue it wasn’t what I had in mind for the colour of the tongue but with it being my birthstone it would be extra special.

So Mr ordered my custom Medium Dragons tongue, in firm firmness with Diamond colouration. I chose medium because its about time I went up a size before BD I used small toys now I have become somewhat of a size queen and have gone up to a Medium bad dragon size which small from bad dragon usually equals a large anywhere else so yeah it’s a big leap. The Diamond colour is a pearlescent white with a hint of blue shimmer through it, I was curious as to how BD was going to show the diamond colour as diamonds have hues of all colours in them they seem to be clear and colourless but shine a rainbow of colours in the light, I think BD did a great job!

29th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Clit Stim, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

H2O Vibe

The H2O vibe was given to me free of charge by drop of Sweden the creators behind this jet spraying orgasm machine!

I saw the H2O vibe at the ETO Show this year where it was pleasantly displayed in a glass fish bowl inside the bowl was a flesh vagina masturbator with the vibe inserted into it. The H2O vibe sprayed a powerful jet of water spraying the tank also and it definitely put on a show for passers-by. I handed the rep my card and hoped for the best.

This wasn’t the first time I had seen the vibe I saw it on another reviewer’s blog post it was pretty new then and I was amazed that someone finally thought of turning a vibe into a water masturbator. I mean come on almost every woman has used a showerhead to masturbate right? To list a few I have held my clit alternately under the hot and cold taps on my bath before, this required awkward positioning ad aching legs but I orgasmed. I have used shower heads to masturbate before I even knew what a vibrator was. It was one of the first ways I got myself to orgasm! And let me tell you that jet of water on my clit gets me to orgasm quicker than any hand or vibrator has!

The founder Robert, had this amazing idea when he was showering with his partner, she took the head off the shower and used the stream of water to masturbate. His thoughts where to combine a vibrator with a water jet. He did some research and no one had created a water vibe before. So Robert filled the hole so to speak. Now we have him to thank for the many orgasms women are going to have with the H2O vibe.

The H2O vibe is made from silicone and Abs plastic and is 100% waterproof. It has a bendable shaft that has a curved bulbous head for g spot stimulation. Below that head are two raise bumps/nodules for added texture and stimulation. It also has two lines which are in an oval shapethat bend and wave around the shaft being a texture whore this vibe is just my cup of tea.

28th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Reviews

HedoVibes Round Up #102

Photo courtesy of Miss Ruby Reviews

Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

28th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Enhancers, Lube, Reviews

HerSolutionGel

I received HerSolutionGel from Vitenza in return for my honest review. When I was contacted to review some sexual wellness products for them I couldn’t refused I was shipped two of these products straight way they then arrives a couple of days later.

HerSolutionGel Is a gel designed to enhance the feeling around the vulval area. The HersolutionGel is easy to apply you simply squirt some out onto your finger then for the best results apply by gently massaging it into the membrane underneath the clitoris. This works immediately and you start to feel a tingly breezy sensation around your vaginal entrance and clitoris.

HerSolutionGel is a pink transparent gel with a thick viscosity, meaning it is not too watery to apply. The pink colour is aesthetically pleasing and some may like the fact the gel is pink. It is manufactured in the USA for Leading Edge Health.

The HerSolutionGel smells like menthol cough sweet/lozenges and perhaps an hint of muscle pain gel you know the types for aches and pains anyway I find this smell really pleasing and I am very tempted to walk around sniffing it all day. However I wouldn’t be able to write this review if that was the case. I need two hands to type…

24th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Clit Stim, Plastic, Reviews, Vibrator

We Vibe Tango

I won the We Vibe Tango in Blissfully Orgasmic’s blogiversary give away alongside the we vibe 4 plus, I am very grateful I won these prizes because let’s face it they are a huge prize to win.

I did not get to choose the colour of my Tango but I was happy either way I think the blue and the pink are stunning and not the average light blue and baby pink used for sex toys. I was shipped the Tango By WeVibe, I didn’t have any communication with we vibe before the ETO Show so when I received the Tango I was super excited as I have heard it is the most powerful and well-loved bullet vibe out there.

I held the Tango to my clit as Mr Pound into me rhythmically fucking me the tango on my clit began to dull after a while and made my clit numb. Mr thrust again and again I increase the intensity to medium after a few more minutes of feeling myself build and build I was numb again the pleasure gone I hitched it up to full speed and bam!. A crippling burning sensation spread down to my feet I took the tango off my clit shocked by the sensation, I placed it back on circling as Mr Thrust. I circled and circled I couldn’t hold the tango still otherwise I would get that sharp pain again, I would build up and up then that sharp intense feeling would appear. Mr orgasmed I couldn’t reach my climax.

22nd July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Sleiphnir

I was searching the Adoptions on BD when I had placed my Tongue in the basket and I saw a Sleiphnir the dildo didn’t appeal to stand out to me before but it was in a nice light blue/teal colour with purple splodges on. It reminded me of Sully the monster, I just had to have it with a little bribing and begging to Mr he added it to the cart and brought me not one but two BD dildos for my birthday. I now refer to my Sleiphnir as the Sully penis.

Sleiphnir was a ready-made in a size Small, firmness of Soft and colour of rogue (tealy blue and purple). Sleiphnir is a horse based penis it is a mythological horse, I basically chose this toy for the colour which can happen if you see the amazing colour combos BD produce. The main thing is this dildo has a lot of girth and I mean it is a hunk of round stretching silicon.

Sleipnir has sort of a scaly finish along the shaft this dildo has a huge amount of girth but it also has great texture and is not as plain as say the Chance horse dildo is so maybe if you are looking for a horse penis dildo but want more texture then the Sleiphnir will be just what you are looking for.

22nd July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Hedo Vibes Round up, Reviews

HedoVibes Round Up #101

Photo courtesy of Carnal Queen

21st July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Enhancers, Lube, Reviews

Vigorelle

I received an email from Vitenza asking if I would review some of their sexual wellness aids. I was honoured to be honest, and agreed straight away.

It is nice to do reviews that aren’t all sex toys I mean it’s about how you feel in yourself without being sexually aroused you would have trouble using toys right? Well after a discussion with a Vitenza rep I was given the chance to review the Vigorelle cream as well as the hersolutiongel.

I often get fed up of sex it can be a little boring for me if we don’t use any toys or restraints so after a few times of vanilla sex I find it really hard to get turned on, I don’t really find porn arousing or erotic lit so I tend to use enhancement creams you know the ones that make you all tingly and get you worked up.

So when I opened the Vigorelle cream I sniffed it out like a sniffer dog at an airport, The smell of this stuff is gorgeous it smells of mints well to be more specific polo mints and I cannot stop sniffing the stuff I asked Mr to sniff my vulva just so he could see what I meant.

The design of the bottle itself is very stylish and more upmarket then the gels and creams I am used to. It has a squirt nozzle which lets out as much as you need with just one squirt. The cream is white in colour and has a really creamy thick texture which feels great when you apply it.

17th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Elephant Trunk

I was given the Elephant trunk free of charge (minus shipping) by Exotic Erotics. They sell fantasy toys as well as the new high fantasy range and also life casts. I chose the Elephant trunk because it looks so lifelike.

I chose my Elephant Trunk to be in the natural grey colour, with a dual core firmness and a small in size. Dual core is available for this toy I have checked on EE and the option isn’t available for all the toys on the website, Dual cored toys have a harder centre with a softer silicone around the outsize of the toy giving the impression of skin and muscle. This gives you a real life like experience and is the way to go with dildos to make them feel more realistic. The cored option for the Elephant Trunk to me seems logical Elephant Trunks are entirely muscular so the fact you get the core option adds to the illusion of it being as realistic as possible.

The Elephant trunk may not look like it has much texture apart from the creased indentations of the elephant skin. However the texture is very apparent and can be felt immediately! When I received my elephant trunk I was shocked at how small it was I knew it would be quite large but the base is so light weight and tin not bulky at all making the whole dildo seem smaller.

16th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

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