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The Best Halloween Sex Toys

I have compiled a list of all the Horror / Halloween themed sex toys I own. I have also owned the death by orgasm black widow and scorpion however they died a long time ago so I haven’t included them in the post. As you all know I am a little strange and I like unusual dildos if you are a regular reader of my blog you know I tend to review a lot of strange and weird looking sex toys. Well I did fall across bad dragon one day when googling “weird and unusual dildos” yep that is how this all started. I was like people actually use these? Now as you can tell I have acquired most of the BD collection.

Fleshlight have a range of sex toys which I love called Freaks they feature creepy themed fantasy dildos and fleshlights which cater for all genders. Don’t get me wrong the flesh jack dildos are great but they are aimed at just men well the Freaks don’t have a specific market. It seems hardly anywhere stocks them. Which is a shame they are a great range and need to be noticed more.

Well on my hunt for the most weird sextoys, I have acquired a few so with it being Halloween I have decided to do a themed post on the best Halloween sex toys available.

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31st October 2015 by
Company, Dildo, Fleshlight, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Dildo

DSC_0159  I received the Zombie in return for my honest review from Fleshlight. They have an amazing range of product and as you know we have reviewed some of the other Freaks in the range already. So I owe a huge thank you to Fleshlight for sending us the Freaks Zombie to review for them.

The Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo is a lot more flexible and made from a much more pliable silicone then the Alien, Drac and Cyborg. The Drac and alien being Firm and the Cyborg being between firm and medium makes the Zombie a Medium firmness.

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29th October 2015 by
Dildo, Divine Interventions, Material, Reviews, Silicone

Divine Interventions Grimm Reaper Dildo

DSC_0156I received the Divine Interventions Grim Reaper Dildo in return for my honest review from Divine Interventions. They sell a lot of controversial sex toys mainly dildos and are the very makers of the Baby Jesus Butt Plug! They agreed to send me the Grim Reaper in return for my honest review.

The Grim Reaper dildo is something from another world literally. This dildo is semi realistic you may be wondering why I say this. Well it has a set of balls! Behind the figures is a nice pare of balls which help you thrust during masturbation and also make the dildo anal safe due to the flared base.

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28th October 2015 by
Bad Dragon, Dildo, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Chance Flared

I purchased the Chance Flared simply because of the colour pattern. Now bad dragon do THE best colourations ever! And I have before purchased a toy just for the colour take the Sleiphnir for example Or the Meng.

DSC_0040Now I hadn’t really wanted a Chance before I know it resembles a horse penis and for this reason I chose I didn’t want one however when I was browsing the Bad Dragon Adoptions I saw it and Mr exclaimed “it’s a Titan Penis!” okay I am going to have to clue you guys in. So me and Mr watch this anime called “Attack On Titan” now this is about some BFG type Zombie humans attacking the world and basically they eat people. Now there are types the colossal and armoured that have extra powers like extra strength and speed. The colossal has flesh tone covering a muscular type under layer the layers are ripped and you can see the red muscles underneath. Now The Colossal is Taller than the other Titans so this dildo was very apt the green flesh colour with the red seeping through resembles the Colossal.

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27th October 2015 by
Hedo Vibes Round up

HedoVibes Roud Up #115

tantus-ripple-giveaway1Photo courtesy of Come Heather

Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

 

CONTESTS

DILDOS

VIBRATORS

BONDAGE, IMPACT, & FETISH GEAR

STRAP-ONS/HARNESSES

STORAGE & FURNITURE

MISCELLANEOUS

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27th October 2015 by
Clit Stim, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Sqweel Go

DSC_0198I was given the sqweel go by sexcite in return for my honest review. The fact I was given this product free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of this review in any way shape or form. Thank you Sexcite for sending me the Sqweel Go to review. Sexcite are a company that sell sex toys Online.

The sqweel go is a portable more travel friendly version of the oral sex stimulator that was designed and created by Lovehoney called the Sqweel. There is also the Sqweel 2 which is an updated version of the original model. The sqweel go is a lot smaller than the original models making it small and compact for traveling.

The Sqweel Go is rechargeable. It also isn’t a vibrator the tongues on the Sqweel Go rotate on a wheel to give the effect of a lapping motion the typical tongue would make when performing oral sex. I thought the dipped part would brush across m y clit but it moves the opposite way so that the back of the tongues flick across your clit. The Sqweel Go has a total of 10 silicone tongues that turn to stimulate you.

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22nd October 2015 by
Hedo Vibes Round up, Reviews

HedoVibes Round Up #114

Tantus_Vamp_6-1024x683Photo courtesy of Hedonish

Welcome to HedoVibes, a collection of reviews and giveaways that were posted in the past week or so from around the web. This is a collection of adult product reviews & contests from real reviewers. If you want to be included in the next edition start with the guidelines, then use the submission form.

Want to read more reviews? Check out HedoVibes for a list of the latest reviews and stellar reviewers. You can also follow on twitter for the latest round ups. HedoVibes is also accepting photo submissions for each edition.

 

CONTESTS

DILDOS

VIBRATORS

ANAL TOYS

RINGS & STROKERS

BONDAGE, IMPACT, & FETISH GEAR

STRAP-ONS/HARNESSES

LUBES & CONDOMS

LINGERIE & SHOES

ADULT VIDEO

MISCELLANEOUS

hedo150

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20th October 2015 by
Company, Doxy, G Spot, G-Spot Massager, Insertable, Material, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Doxy Skittle

DSC_0175When I was emailed by Belle De Soir and asked if I wanted to review a Doxy Skittle you can imagine how excited I was and I wasn’t exactly going to decline was i? So I was sent the doxy Skittle the next working day free of charge in exchange for my honest review in this blog post. Belle de Soir are an amazing company and they have been very supportive of my blog you should go and take a look at them!

The Doxy Skittle is stuff of dreams when I use my Doxy Wand I often wish that I could insert it however this isn’t possible due to the shape of the Doxy and I really wouldn’t advise trying to either it could end in a trip to A&E. well Doxy have now made a powerful vibrator that can be inserted which is amazing without leaving out the option to have a flat surface for external stimulation.

The Doxy Skittle is a little oddly shaped but it works it has a skittle type girthy base that enabled you to handle it really well. This then flattens off to where there is a small oval shaft. This shaft is where the magic happens it moves when the vibrations are turned on. The shaft wiggles and writhes. Along the flat top there is also a little nub this nub can be used to stimulate the clitoris or the perineum. Turning the Doxy Skittle into a Dual action stimulator. The Doxy Skittle is of course mains powered and made from lovely silicone and abs plastic.

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19th October 2015 by
Kegel Trainer, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Jopen Stella III

DSC_0187 I was given the Jopen Stella III kegal balls in return for my honest review by bonneamour. They are a UK based sex toy company that are relatively small. They stock a huge range of toys. You should check them out.

The Stella III Kegel set is made up from three graduated weights of kegel balls. This enables you to progress with the weights as you advance through your kegel exercises. The smallest balls weighs 20g this I recommend starting on if you are a beginner or new to kegeling. The medium ball weight 30g this can be combined with the smaller ball to make a total of 50g. The last and larger ball weight 45g this is the heaviest of the three and can be combined with the other two balls to create a total of 95g. The balls are coated in silicone with the weights stamped on a plastic circle on each one. They can be removed from the casing of the kegel system which is attached to the pull chord. You simply just pop the weight you don’t want to use out of the silicone casing. This design is great and I haven’t seen it on kegel balls before it enables you to customise your weights and advance without buying multiple sets of kegel balls.

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13th October 2015 by
Dildo, Doc Johnson, Material, Reviews, Sex Accessories, Silicone, Type

Beauty With Supreme Harness

DSC_0297The Beauty with harness set was given to me in my review package from Doc Johnson, They gave me the set free of charge in return for my honest review. When I chose the Beauty dildo I wanted something Vac u Lock compatible to go on my Fuck machine. Not only did we receive the dildo but we received the dildo and harness set which is very generous of Doc Johnson!

In The Beauty Supreme Harness set you will get, one platinum silicone Beauty dildo, one black Supreme Harness, One black Vac-U-Lock Plug, and Two O shaped Rings, Vac-U-lock Powder, and instructions.

DSC_0296The Beauty Dildo offers both texture and girth the girth is graduated and you can work up from a small amount of girth to quite a lot when you use this dildo fully. The Beauty is in a lovely pink colour and is made from 100% platinum cure silicone. The Beauty is 7 inches in length which is big and may not be for the faint hearted but depending on the position this dildo is used in you may not be able to take all of the dildo fully. The Beauty features a circled wave of 3 loops which are placed one quarter to 3 quarters in along the shaft this created a large amount of texture which should start at the place which is most likely to stimulate your g spot.

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13th October 2015 by