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Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Dildo

I received the Zombie in return for my honest review from Fleshlight. They have an amazing range of product and as you know we have reviewed some of the other Freaks in the range already. So I owe a huge thank you to Fleshlight for sending us the Freaks Zombie to review for them.

The Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo is a lot more flexible and made from a much more pliable silicone then the Alien, Drac and Cyborg. The Drac and alien being Firm and the Cyborg being between firm and medium makes the Zombie a Medium firmness.

29th October 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Pedro The Cactus

I was given the Pedro The Cactus by Primal Hardwere in return for my honest review. The reason I chose this dildo to review from them is that it has so much girth and I wanted the challenge it is the girthiest dildo I now have.

Pedro is a cactus it looks so real I am tempted to use it as an ornament on my window sill then if I get asked if its real I will say no it’s a dildo and giggle at the response I get. It looks amazing. Pedro is made from soft silicone however it isn’t as soft as most softs are I would say it equals to bad dragons medium which I don’t mind as I like my dildos firm anyway. I like the Firmness to be firm so I can feel as most of the texture as I can. Pedro has quite a few details that are worth noting instead of prickly spine it has indentations that are circular like where the spines would’ve been if it was a real cactus obviously you wouldn’t want to shove a real one inside you. Also Pedro has a life size plant pot base this is quite thick so I find that it is great to grip being a bit of a thrust whore when I masturbate the base helps me control the dildo more easily.

Pedro comes in one colour which is the natural colour of the San Pedro Cactus which it is modelled after. Hence its name. Pedro is a novelty and I think that primal hardware have really had a great idea of taking the worst thing you would want to have inside you and turning it into a dildo this is right up my ally I have said before I like thinks that are strange and unusual especially when it comes to dildos. They have med it the most stimulating they can adding in dents, bumps and ridges this is both a texture and girth lovers’ wet dream!

29th June 2015 by KinkyKitten

Flavoured Lube, Lube, Reviews

LubeTube Raspberry Kiss

This Lube tube I received from love honey which I won via a competition on Mrs Jojo’s blog: http://naughty-corner.com/ I won this flavoured lube among some other sexy goodies and I must say a huge thank you to Mrs JoJo!

Give Lube’s lube tube raspberry kiss is a lube which is raspberry flavoured which can be used for oral sex or even just licking off your partner. The Raspberry Kiss lube is water based and smells really sweet much like the blue raspberry fizzy pop drinks I used to buy as a child. It is Pink in color which I like as it resembles the flavour having tried flavoured lubes that are not coloured it’s nice to have the color resemble the taste it seems more natural. Upon tasting the lube I was immediately taken back to the same memory of the fizzy drink, I love the flavour and think it is by far better then other raspberry flavoured lubes I have tried.

28th March 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Divine Interventions, Reviews, Silicone

Jackhammer Jesus

The lord worked his miracle magic on me and resurrected the orgasm from within my body causing it to burst from me with the sound of gospel choir ringing through my ears.

The Jackhammer Jesus was Gifted to me in return for my honest no biased review by Divine Interventions. They sell a lot of usual Religious toys as well as Non-Denominational dildos. Each of these dildos are a work of art and not for the faint hearted when it comes to beliefs. However I do not practice any religion other than the fact I was baptised as a baby I don’t have any religious beliefs.

The review of this dildo is basically down to the fact I like unusual dildos and I am fascinated by dildos that are also art pieces in my mind this dildo is a piece of art. This review is going to be filled with Jesus puns so if you’re easily offended please read an alternative review, I will try not to make them too cheesy.

The JackHammer Jesus is a cross with Jesus on however the bottom of the cross is phallus shaped. It has chevron grooves on the back and also a quite sizeable bell end. The crosses handle is great to grip when trusting making the experience comfortable.

The insertion of the dildo was quite an effort so once lubed I felt more comfortable when the head of the dildo entered me. The chevrons made a popping sensation as they entered my vag I enjoy this very much I love textured dildos and this dildo has great texture. The thrusting with Jesus was a breeze the handle of the cross worked to grasp whilst I was being touched by the lord my initial thought was it was truly unlike any other I’ve felt so firm yet so textured. I however could not take all of Jesus he is just too lengthy however the texture I got when I reached the figure of Jesus on this dildo was great it gave that extra bit of girth to stretch me a little wider. I had the most shattering orgasm as I thrust him deep within me. Praise the Lord.

18th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Hanns The Mandrake

This flower looks gentle but is quite the giver taking no mercy when I come to taking all of him it’s divine.

My hanns is a readymade in the toy exclusive split marble, medium size and medium firmness with a cum tube. I’ve always wanted to try bad dragons cum tube as I love it when im filled with cum I was stuck for which toy to have one in until this hanns came up on the adoptions page.

The hanns the mandrake has a knott which is quite girth to say the least this coupled with the extremely girthy head is a girth lovers wet dream turned into a toy. The leaf detail on the base is incredible one of the leaves is full of little bumps which I assume is for clit stimulation. The shaft is bent towards the g spot. Is there anything this toy will not stimulate! Answer, no it gets all the right spots like it’s designed to. As I had mine with a cum tube it came with a bottle of bad dragons famous cum lube and a syringe to attach to the cum tube, the syringe comes in a hygienic sealed package like the ones you see the nurses at the hospital use minus the sharp pointy needle.

26th January 2015 by KinkyKitten

Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Bruiser The Fusion

Poured with love. I never intended to buy a bruiser however I was browsing through bad dragon’s adoptions page when I was him. I was hoping no one else would grab him before I could and they didn’t. He is a flop the reason being that he has a defect on the bottom of the base which is excess silicone in the shape of a heart. How cute! The red heart on the blue base just made him so special.

I got my bruiser the fusion his flop reason was “Love poured into base” he is a medium firmness and a small size.When inserting him into my vag the step like texture felt good then I reached the Knot the girth overtaking from the slim shaft and it became a whole new experience. As I got over the Knot I found he stayed in place I reached for a bullet and as my vag started contracting with my climax the bruiser stayed firmly where I placed him. I found the knot to be a good design feature I could have clitoral orgasms while being stuffed with bruiser and my vag not being able to push him out the fullness was Divine. Thrusting him is also great as you can feel the step like texture on the shaft brush your walls of your vag it drives me crazy. Thrusting with the Knott made me feel my vag stretch but not too much so that it was just the right amount of pressure to cause ripples of pleasure.

25th January 2015 by KinkyKitten

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