Clit Stim, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Svakom, Type, Vibrator

Svakom Cookie

I was given the Svakom Cookie free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Svakom. The fact I was given the Cookie free of charge will not affect the outcome of my review. Svakom are a luxury brand that specialise in putting unique technology into their toys. I have previously reviewed the Svakom Siime Eye (vag cam vibe), Svakom Mini Emma and the Svakom Keri.

If you have known me for while you may know that I long for quirky and weird sex toys. If they offer something that no other vibrator does I just want to try it out. So the Cookie has three tentacles that move in spherical motions, all synchronised anti clockwise. These tentacles are designed to massage the nipples and clitoris or any other erogenous zone.

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Ceramic, Dildo, G-Spot Massager, Material, Reviews, Type

Persian Palm Lucrezia

I received the Persian Palm Lucrezia free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Persian Palm they are a company who make Hand Painted Ceramic sextoys from Tuscany. I first met the owner at the ETO Show back in 2016 she was incredibly polite and wanted to spread the word about her artistic ceramic dildos. Things like this don’t come too often in the sex toy world custom handmade dildos are something I adore among the mass produced dildos in this industry they are the roses among the thorns. If you haven’t already I recommend you check Persian Palm out they offer a unique and personalised service. The fact I was given this product free of charge will not affect the outcome of my review.

Persian Palm offer a range of hand painted Ceramic dildos and butt plugs which can be sterilized and are completely body safe. They have various shapes which come in very pretty designs the classic line has more traditional patterns with bright coloured paints, they also have the gold line which has a more luxury aesthetic. Persian Palm also offer the option to have a bespoke custom piece. You can design a special design or wording to be painted onto your dildo or butt plug.

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#SoSS Roundup:1

 

This is my first #Soss post, I wasn’t entirely sure on what it was all about. I got that cleared up by my fellow bloggers so I’m sharing my shit with you this week. I did intend on doing a post the past two weeks but life got in the way, damn adulting!

First up I Read a review by BondageGod on the new Pocket Pulse Remote

 

I really liked the fact they gave the Pocket Pulse Remote a thorough review as always it was well written. I was intrigued with this review it’s great to hear how other’s experiences differ from your own. Mr is currently reviewing this too so it was nice for me to get an idea of whether his experiences where similar to anyone else. I thought the tips on how they used the Pocket Pulse with different strokes where really useful and could give someone else inspiration on how they can do something similar to stimulate different parts of the Penis at different times.

Read The review here: https://bondagegod.com/2018/01/16/pocket-pulse-remote/

 

Second I enjoyed reading a lovely review by Joanne’s Reviews on the Persian Palm Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

 

Joanne gave the Persian Palm dildo a great review it was a positive one, I am currently reviewing for Persian Palm also so I felt like most of what Joanne said is exactly what I was thinking, especially how the Dildo’s are a piece of art and not just a dildo. I just really enjoyed reading her review it was very easy to read and gave some great points about Persian Palm and their dildo.

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Third I read Cara’s Review on the Sistalk Master Godzilla

 

Cara wrote one of her amazing reviews on the Sistalk Kegel exerciser, after the whole Kegel Device/Vibrator/G Spot Vibrator marketing she actually found that it worked well as a Clitoral Vibrator. This brings us back to the point that everyone is different and some vibrators don’t work in the intended way but that doesn’t mean they can’t be used in a different way that suits the user,. We are not robots or clones and we sure as hell don’t come with an instruction manual. Cara’s review as always was thorough and professional. I also found that her views on the app where quite mine, who needs an app anyway! I’m too busy searching my draws in a rush to find a vibrator to get me off asap never mind setting up profiles on apps.

Read the review here: http://carasutra.com/review/sistalk-master-godzilla-vibrator-review/

 

That’s my round up for this week, short and sweet.

Clit Stim, Doxy, Material, Metal, Reviews, Silicone, Type, Vibrator, Wand

Doxy Number 3

I was very lucky to receive the Doxy Number 3 free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Crimson Princess. Crimson Princess are a UK based retailer who offer a wide range of affordable sextoys, so if you haven’t already checked their website out go do so! As always the fact I was given this product free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of my review.

Doxy Number 3 essentially a smaller version of the Doxy Die Cast. My previous experience with Doxy wands are they are amazing but heck there overly large and after a while you’re bound to get dead arm. Well my prayers where answered and they made a smaller version.

The Doxy Number 3 came in a slim box which has the Doxy lettering across the front this is covered in a cardboard sleeve which has a picture of the Doxy Number 3. The Doxy Number 3 is definitely more comfortable to handle compared to the bigger sibling the Doxy Die Cast, it also feels half the weight which is fab like I mentioned previously I am prone to getting Dead Arm when using the Doxy Die Cast too long.

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Clit Stim, Insertable, Kegel Trainer, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type, Vibrator

Doctor Whale

 I received the Doctor Whale Kegel exerciser free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Sistalk. The fact I was given this product free of charge will not affect the outcome of my review at all. Sistalk are a relatively new company who want to make Kegel vibrators more readily available to those who want them.

They have designed 3 Monsters Doctor Whale, Mister Devil and Master Godzilla. These Kegel trainers are designed to look like cute monsters to entice more women/young women to want to exercise the Kegel muscle. I also believe that sex toys are not readily available in some countries so designing them like a cute monster would also be a better way of getting them out into the world without the typical vibrator taboos. Sistalk are a Chinese brand and decided to take a more playful approach to these vibrators because sexual pleasure is not usually appreciated in Chinese culture. By taking the cute/monster approach they made characters into vibrators far from the mass produced rubber dildos usually made.

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Love Layla Designs

I received all of these products free of charge from Love Layla Designs they reached out to me to see if I would like to write about a few of their naughtier cards ect Of course I said yes! Anything quirky and unique and I’m all over it. The fact I was given these products free of charge will not affect my review.

Love Layla Designs is a family run business they create the most beautiful great quality cards and other occasion items that are perfectly humorous. They aren’t afraid to break the mould and create funny designs that contain phrases that to your average human may seem a little rude. Let’s face it your on my blog here so I’m not going to sugar coat things.

I fucking love the way Love Layla Designs have been able to create something totally unique but also something that appeals to gear more towards people with a sense of humour.

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Clit Stim, Company, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Rocks Off, Type, Vibrator

Rocks Off Little Charm

I received the Rocks Off Little Charm free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Rocks Off. The fact I was given this product free of charge will not affect the outcome of this review.  Rocks Off are a great company and I have loved their products ever since I started my Sextoy journey, the products they make a high quality and very affordable I really recommend checking them out.

Rocks off have recently just launched the Charmingly Seductive range witch features the Unihorn, Atomic and the Little Charm. Each new addition is really unique, they do have one thing in common and that’s the ombre chrome finish. Each piece looks incredibly shiny and elegant.

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Company, Masturbator, Material, Penis Toys, Plastic, Reviews, Tenga, Type

Tenga Flex – Silky White & Rocky Black

The Tenga Flex was given to us from Tenga for our honest review, both the following masturbator’s have the exact same feature’s but with different sleeves. These will be reviewed together in a comparison, first I will talk about the following features of the products i.e. how they work and what’s included in the packaging. I would then move onto the differences between the two products and provide a comparison on which is better for your situation. Masturbator’s like these all come with different sleeves that give different types of pleasure, so something I prefer is probably something that wouldn’t always appeal to your needs, so please take that into consideration when reading the following review.

Both of the Tenga Flex’s come in a plastic packaging which look like they are lock sealed, at a closer look you can see that these are really easy to grab a hold as this is a simple plastic clip sealed by a cellotape kind of seal. Within the packaging you will notice a spiralled looking masturbator with a user manual and some dedicated Tenga lube, this isa great start for someone who want’s to take it out of its packaging and go straight into using it.

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How to give the perfect Blowjob

I, like many others used to feel like Blowjobs were a bore. I bobbed my head up and down fast enough I’d eventually make him cum then I could proceed to carry on what I was doing beforehand. Note how I say used to be, now I love every second! It took me a while to get the answer as to How to give the perfect Blowjob. I will give you a few tips and tricks to help you enjoy giving a blowjob a little bit more.

My first tip is to use lube! Flavoured lube can be a great way to explore the Penis you are pleasuring. It also helps mask the taste. I personally like the taste so tend to not use Flavoured lubes often. However they come in a variety of flavours you can even get pink lemonade flavoured lube! Take your time pour the lube from the bottle and let it drip onto the Head of the Penis, let it drizzle down the shaft. Take your hand and rub it all over the shaft and head to evenly coat it. Then you can go to town licking and sucking it all off. I like to see if I can lick all the lube off before they climax it makes for a very fun game.

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Clit Stim, Reviews, Type, Vibrator

Hot Octopuss Queen Bee

I received the Hot Octopuss Queen Bee free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Hot Octopuss, I have previously reviewed for Hot Octopuss you can check out my Pulse II Duo review here. The fact I was given this product free of charge as always will not affect the outcome of my review. Hot Octopuss started out in London but they are now known overseas. They are a pretty awesome company who make sextoys that have something different to offer which is extremely rare in this community. We have also just been given the brand new Pocket Pulse to review so be sure to look out for that review.

The Hot Octopuss Queen Bee is a wand type clitoral stimulator, it’s fairly big so I would say similar in size to a Medium to Large wand vibrator. It does look like a hairbrush with a paddle shaped head and a long handle. The Queen Bee doesn’t vibrate, on the head is a plate which moves creating pulse waves this creates an oscillating stimulation as opposed to a vibration stimulation.

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