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Glass Flower Dildo

I purchased this glass dildo from KNIKlampwork on Etsy it is hand made by a china glass craftsman who I have previously brought off he has over 20 year experience and the work he produces is amazing.

This dildo is a beauty the deep blue glass is so pretty at the base it features a flower in a spherical bulge which works like a handle to focus stimulation. The dildo is curved for G spot stimulation and has a spiral of ridges around the shaft. The head of the dildo resembles a phallus shape which gives the dildo a bulge at the tip much like a bell end (Glans Penis).

25th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Butt Plug, Metal, Reviews

Precious Metalz 24k Gold Butt Plug

The Precious Metalz 24k Gold Butt Plug is my first metal one and I brought it in a sale for £20. When I decided to get this I was choosing between large and small I of course went for small. I had previously had small plugs from other companies and they ended up quite big so I went for the safe option. The plug is gold in colour with a clear crystal on the base.

When the plug came I was surprised at how small it actually was it was tiny and so cute but I was wondering if it would get swallowed whole it was that small. Nether the less it looked very pretty.

20th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Divine Interventions, Reviews, Silicone

Jackhammer Jesus

The lord worked his miracle magic on me and resurrected the orgasm from within my body causing it to burst from me with the sound of gospel choir ringing through my ears.

The Jackhammer Jesus was Gifted to me in return for my honest no biased review by Divine Interventions. They sell a lot of usual Religious toys as well as Non-Denominational dildos. Each of these dildos are a work of art and not for the faint hearted when it comes to beliefs. However I do not practice any religion other than the fact I was baptised as a baby I don’t have any religious beliefs.

The review of this dildo is basically down to the fact I like unusual dildos and I am fascinated by dildos that are also art pieces in my mind this dildo is a piece of art. This review is going to be filled with Jesus puns so if you’re easily offended please read an alternative review, I will try not to make them too cheesy.

The JackHammer Jesus is a cross with Jesus on however the bottom of the cross is phallus shaped. It has chevron grooves on the back and also a quite sizeable bell end. The crosses handle is great to grip when trusting making the experience comfortable.

The insertion of the dildo was quite an effort so once lubed I felt more comfortable when the head of the dildo entered me. The chevrons made a popping sensation as they entered my vag I enjoy this very much I love textured dildos and this dildo has great texture. The thrusting with Jesus was a breeze the handle of the cross worked to grasp whilst I was being touched by the lord my initial thought was it was truly unlike any other I’ve felt so firm yet so textured. I however could not take all of Jesus he is just too lengthy however the texture I got when I reached the figure of Jesus on this dildo was great it gave that extra bit of girth to stretch me a little wider. I had the most shattering orgasm as I thrust him deep within me. Praise the Lord.

18th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Clit Stim, Fifty Shades of Grey, Insertable, Metal, Reviews, Vibrator

Charlie Tango Vibrator

I really liked the look of this vibe very simple yet sleek quite like that of the We aim to please bullet. This vibe has a twist control at the bottom of the vibe to control the intensity of the vibrations. This vibe is very easy to use and very pleasing on the eye.

The Charlie Tango is an all-time favourite of mine a very simple classic vibe quite like the basic ones you can buy from stores they often have their own version of the classic vibe however with the fifty shades branding and the black on silver letting it adds a little something more to the classic vibe making it look more modern.

Charlie tango is a pleasure to use I can switch between speeds very easily and it really is the right length and width to stimulate my vagina causing me to go into an orgasm frenzy. The versatility of this vibe is great it can be used to stimulate the nipples and also works great as a powerful clit vibe. It is great as a first vibe as it does not have any scary advanced switches or different buttons and the shape means it’s very friendly for beginners. The metal casing felt so cold and unexpected when It entered me that it brought me a new kind of pleasure once warmed up by my vag the vibe tends to keep the heat from my vag and feels very soothing with the warm temperature when pulled out and used on my clit it feels really comforting.

14th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Butt Plug, Fifty Shades of Grey, Reviews, Silicone

Something Forbidden Butt Plug

After my first experience with but plugs I was terrified to try anal play I got a beginners plug from Ann summers and it was huge and certainly not for beginners at all. So when I saw how small this plug was I had to try and brave anal play and get Something Forbidden.

Something Forbidden is very simple it has a pull ring to make sure you can pull it out easily and also if you’re afraid it might disappear you can put your finger though the ring and hold it for extra reassurance. The silicone is a sleek and sexy shade of black with the Fifty Shades of grey brand logo engraved into the silicone near the base of the plug. I think this design is simple yet effective. The size pf this plug like I earlier stated is small the length being the size of a wedding ring finger with the width being the width of two of my fingers. This is great for those who have tried anal fingering but want to venture to something a little more advanced.

13th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Clit Stim, Fifty Shades of Grey, Metal, Reviews, Vibrator

We Aim To Please Bullet

We Aim Not To Please and leave you quite aggravated with orgasm denile should’ve been the name for this bullet. As bullets go it’s got a lot of major competition with the rocks off 3 speed being around the same price if not cheaper this one speed bullet really has a lot to live up to.

I brought this bullet with the quote being an all-time favourite of mine from fifty shades. I really liked the look of the bullet with the shiny finish contrasting with the black wording it is very eye catching. It has a one speed push button control I hope the one speed was a high one as I really don’t like low speed bullets.

13th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Glass, Reviews

Glass Eggplant Dildo

I purchased the Glass Eggplant dildo from easy. I was unsure whether it was supposed to be a pepper turns out it’s an eggplant. I liked the look of this dildo and made sure to check that it was borosilicate glass that is used. I read through almost every review to make sure I wasn’t getting sold anything that was unsafe. The owner of this shop is a glass craftsman with many years of experience he also makes wine stoppers and candle holders. This is the ad for the dildo as etsy is hard to navigate when searching for something specific.

On arrival this dido came securely packed with enough padding so It came here safely considering it came from china I was expecting a lot more damage to the box. The dildo is made of borosilicate glass which can be sterilized. I sterilize all my sex toys using an old baby microwavable sterilizer. You can also use a 10% bleach solution or boil in a pan. The dildo comes packaged in a presentation case however I decided to put it into a storage pouch once I sterilized it to be extra careful not to get any unwanted bacteria on it.

12th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Bruce The Shark

I have been longing to own a Bruce The Shark for so long now. So I contacted Bad Dragon to ask for a product to review to my surprise they asked me which I would like to review well I love all their dildos but I figured now was the time to get a Bruce. So Bad Dragon sent me Bruce in return for my unbiased review which is amazingly kind of them.

My Bruce is the standard size as this dildo only has one size option however this equals to a medium from bad dragon. The firmness I chose was firm this is because I knew I was going to used Bruce for double penetration, and the firm would be easier to insert anally. I chose custom colours which turned out amazing the base is a dark blue and the shafts are a pale pink colour I wanted to make it realistic so that it could resemble my favourite cartoon character of a well-known film about fish. A great white shark who ironically has the same name as Bruce.

When I received my Bruce I was surprised how heavy the box was and also how big it was having previously only ordered small toys minus the Hanns which was one size but now classed as medium, I thought I couldn’t possibly take up that much room. Upon opening the box I pulled out the bad dragon labelled bag which was quite heavy and out came Brucie well I was shocked at the sheer size of him he was so large and very girthy. My initial thought was “This is going to be a challenge”.

11th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews, Segzi

Segzi Stroker – Karla Karter

This Karla Karter was given to me free of charge in exchange for my honest review by Segzi. The Karla Karter Stroker is made by Segzi they also do a mini version. Since I don’t have a penis attached to my body only silicone ones I have to borrow my Fiance’s Cock for this review. He will write the next segment of the review so you can get his perspective on the toy.

“Just from the title, I can tell you that it definitely hits the spot! With the Segzi Stroker making its first appearance with Karla Karter as the model showing of this excellent piece of pussy, she is pictured on the packaging holding the stroker which I think is quite adequate and aims directly at the male market who want to be able to have a realistic experience when masturbating. With Karla Karter holding the stroker it’s as if she is promoting that the stroker will be like having sex with her. It’s time to get to business. A fair warning to all users of masturbators “They are TIGHT!” so I would recommend using quite a few squirts of lube to fix the tightness. It’s basically like any other vagina, real or not… If it’s tight then lube it up. It will make it easier for your cock to glide right in.

When I first opened the box to the stroker and unscrewed the Masturbator to reveal vagina, I was amazed by the quality of the product. As soon as I started to feel the texture of the vagina itself I felt as if it was top of the range quality and I was very happy to have this model in my hands to try, for this being the first male sex toy for myself to try out I was chuffed. I loved every part of this stroker, from the outside to the inside!

5th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Company, Dildo, Fun Factory, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Bouncer

B_ae2NhE I was sent the Bouncer Shake Stub in return for my honest review from Fun Factory. They were very generous to give me the Bouncer and this will not affect my review in any way. The bouncer is a unique dildo that has 3 balls inside that rotate when the dildo is moved. It also has a base which doubles as a suction cup. The bouncer is silicone and let me tell you it is one of the smoothest silicone’s I’ve ever felt.

Y6A6LHVz After I finished with the novelty of sticking the bouncer on every flat surface I could find in my house I decided to get to work and use the bouncer for what it was made for. I stuck the Bouncer to a flat surface and began to ride it this was amazing, The balls felt so great as I rode it I could feel the balls pop in and out of my vag I liked this popping sensation. I’d describe the feeling of using the Bouncer as getting stimulation from kegal balls but also having great dildo pleasure at the same time is a totally unique feeling unlike anyone I’ve ever had before.

3rd February 2015 by KinkyKitten

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