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Doc Johnson, G-Spot Massager, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator, Wonderland Collection

Pleasurepillar

DSC_0041I purchased The PleasurePillar from Simply Pleasure in a sale they had just before Christmas. I was eager to see how my g spot would react to a vibrator and not my fingers.
The pleasurepillar has 10 speeds well 3 speeds and 7 patterns and its waterproof. The curved rounded head is designed to rub against the g-Spot to create great g-spot Stimulation. This is a handy little vibe that is discreet.

It was Christmas Eve and I wore a miss Santa dress up suit I purchased from Ann summers and Mr wore his jingly bells cock sock. We decided we wanted to get a little messy so Mr grabbed the Pleasure Pillar and we headed down stairs with the living room being a lot easier to clean.

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Dildo, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone

Pure Pop

zu0jVtIsI had been after a Pure Pop for a while and I noticed that hole punch toys only gave me the option for us shipping when checking out however I found that for international orders they take them via email. I saw my Pure pop on the MisFits section of the website it was a misfit due to the uneven coloration. This wasn’t an issue for me so I placed my order. Hole Punch Toys are a small batch maker of individual Sex Toys that are high quality and made of high quality silicone.

When it arrived I was shocked at how big the Pure Pop was it is quite a big dildo. Pure Pop comes with a melted ice lolly puddle stand which I use to stick the Pure Pop in when in storage I find this little plastic stand a cute little gag type way of standing the Pure Pop up. The Pure pop is a silicone dildo that has a plastic stick through the centre to replicate an ice lolly.

WeBuFOG-Due to shipping costs I didn’t receive the usual packaging, this doesn’t bother me however Hole Punch Toys where kind enough to send me a little card explain that they couldn’t use the usual packaging and on this card was a drawn picture of a pure pop melting which is so cute. I also received a little gift to make up for the packaging which I think is really generous of Hole punch Toys as most companies don’t offer any packaging at all. My gift was The Hole Punch butt plug in a nice orange colour which I shall be reviewing in another review. I also received a little sticker which made me laugh of the statue of liberty with the Pure Pop replacing the torch I decided to stick it on my dildo draws.

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Dildo, Fleshjack, Reviews, Silicone

Cody Cummings fleshjack boys

X5NjEGSRWhen I purchased The Cody Dildo I was after a phallus that resembled my Mr’s We tried Clone a Willy and was disappointed because it never worked so I took to the internet to find a cock that was similar in length and looked as appealing as my Mr’s cock.

Cody’s cock looks similar to Mr’s and I fell in love with it reading the specs I found he was slightly smaller than Mr with an insertable length of 6” Mr’s is 7” however Cody is girthier. I brought Cody not knowing if it was a woman’s dildo as it is clearly marketed towards the male audience with Cody being a gay porn star they’ve took advantage and aimed it at the male audience. However I think that Fleshjack could also try to aim at the female market as I think this is the most realistic looking dildo I have some across.

Cody’s Cock is heavy and I mean it’s like lifting weights however this adds to the realistic aspect of this dildo. When I removed it from the packaging I stared at it for ages examining the details the veins and balls and I have to say it has amazing detail. On the back of the balls is Cody’s signature I suppose this is a great touch for fans however I am not that fussed about it.

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Board Game, Reviews

50 Days Of Play

DSC_0035I won this game from an Ann summers party I had I was very excited to use it as it was the first sex game we tried.

The game features different colored cards from white/ cream to black. The darker the color of the card the more intense the task is. There is a dice which also features the colors to match the cards. The idea is you roll the dice and whatever color it lands on you pick an envelope/card then act out what is written on that card for the night each night for 50 nights you continue to do this until you have completed all the cards.

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Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Tapered Tip Dildo

DSC_0106 I purchased this as an add on from Gespenst Fantacy Gear I figured I could use it more as a dildo even though it is sold as a plug. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/GespenstsFantasyGear?ref=l2-shopheader-name

This is a random add on so color and firmness was not an option it was a surprise. I received an orange pearlescent color one and I was very pleased with it. It is 1 inch thick at the base and 5 inches in length which is perfect for anal use as its not to girthy.

DSC_0101The tapered tip made inserting the dildo very easy and the gradual girth didn’t stretch my ass too far I enjoy a little anal loving every so often. I like to thrust shallow when using this dildo as I feel that’s where I get the most stimulation. I could not insert this dildo all the way as it was just a little too uncomfortable to insert to the based however for those who are regular anal masturbators it may be a very easy dildo to use up to the base.

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Clit Stim, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

LELO Siri 2

QLl9R0Fg The Lelo Siri 2 was given to me free of charge in return for my honest review by Lelo. The Siri 2 is able to recognise sound and turn that sound into vibrations which is an added bonus and makes the Siri 2 the music vibrator.

The Siri 2 comes with a USB charger which can be plugged into a pc/laptop or a USB plug adapter to charge the vibe, when plugged in it will light up and flash. When fully charged the light will continuously stay on then you’re ready to go. To turn on you hold the + for 3 seconds and press + to increase intensity and let me tell you this vibe is extremely powerful for something so small it has an incredible amount of power.

You press – to decrease the intensity and hold for 3 seconds to turn off. You press the ^ and v buttons to change the pattern if you want more vibration speed when in a pattern just press the + to change the speed. This enables you to adjust the patterns to the intensity you want I haven’t seen this on a vibe before but and very impressed that it enables you to customise the patterns to suit your needs.

The Siri 2 is not only discreet but it is so beautifully made the silicone is extremely soft much like velvet and the seam between the plastic and silicone is almost none existent. It features a little microphone on the back which picks up the sounds during Music mode. And not forgetting The Siri 2 is also water proof for all those who enjoy there bath toys.

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Doc Johnson, G-Spot Massager, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator, Wonderland Collection

Mystical Mushroom

DSC_0046 As a squirter I crave g spot stimulation I brought this vibe expecting at least a little stimulation. The Mystical Mushroom is a unique vibe that has 10 functions which can be controlled by the push button at the base of the vibe which I don’t really like, I loath Push Buttons for the fact of you can’t go back just flick through till you reach the setting again.

The Silicone on this vibe is very smooth and can be quite draggy. The shape of the mushroom makes insertion a little awkward I had to tilt it somewhat to get it at the right angle to insert. Once inserted you can definitely feel the presence of the vibe the point on the mushroom sticks out a lot. When pressed against my g spot it almost pokes it to the point where it’s irritating. Thrusting the dildo to rub my g spot was awful it was quite painful as the point on the tip of the mushroom felt like it was sticking into my s gpot not rubbing it. It is a fail at g spot stim however the point on the mushroom means it can be used for pin point clitoral stimulation which is great I don’t think the design makes this toy very G spot friendly and it really irritated the fuck out of me.

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Clit Stim, Doc Johnson, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator, Wonderland Collection

White Wabbit

DSC_0042 The White Wabbit is part of the Wonderland collection by doc Johnson I purchased it from amazon due to me wanting the whole collection and simply pleasure not having The White Wabbit in stock I had to simply complete my collection!

The rabbit face on this vibe is not as rabbity as it could be with the only features being a nose and the ears which are joined together it’s pretty plain and doesn’t have much texture. It has one push button control which I loath on vibes it is my pet hate when it comes to vibes with multifunctional vibrations as you cycle through the speeds come across one you like then accidently press the button again and you have to search through the speeds again to find the one you was after it’s a pain really.

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Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Stefan The Gnome

DSC_0091I purchased Stefan The Gnome in a white Firm from Gespenst fantasy gear I love the fact that it is unusual and gradually builds up in girth. Gespenst Fantasy Gear sell Silicone dildos that are medical grade and high quality and also welcome custom orders so you can have your dildo suited for your need they are one of my favourite shops for silicone dildos and the quality of the products they produce is immaculate.

Stefan is easy to insert due to the tapered tip. When inserting him I feel a gradual stretch as he fills me this is amazing. Stefan is also great for thrusting due to being firm. So I thrust him shallow and I was able to feel the little details such as his face, the beard and the hat. The details brushed the opening of my vag giving me more of the texture I love. When I warmed up to his girth I found I was able to take all of Stefan and as I reached the end of his coat I felt it pop just inside my vag and he stayed put this would be ideal to use as a vag plug to have in while engaging in anal play or having a clitoral orgasm I found this incredible as I felt Stefan pop out my vag when it contracted during orgasm, or even an anal plug because its firm however he is extremely girthy and too girthy for my ass.

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Clit Stim, Fun Factory, Reviews, Vibrator

Baby Bug

Baby BugThe Baby Bug was given to me free of charge by Fun Factory for my honest none bias review. The Baby Bug is supposed to be a beetle however I think he looks more like a caterpillar. Baby Bug is a silicone vibrator that is also water proof and takes 2 AA batteries.

I found the manual that came with the Baby Bug hard to understand so I’m going to try and simplify the diagram instructions into simple word instructions:

  • To turn on press +
  • To flick through the 8 speeds press +
  • To decrease the speed press –
  • Hold + for 2 seconds to enter the pulsation settings.
  • When in pulsation mode press + to scroll through the 3 patterns.(if pressed 4 times it will take you back to the first pattern)
  • Hold – to get back to the speed settings
  • To turn off decrease speed to the lowest one then hold – for 2 seconds to turn the vibe off.

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