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Dildo, Fleshjack, Fleshlight, Masturbator, Reviews

Fleshlight Freaks Alien

Dildo

DSC_0151We received the Fleshlight Alien Dildo and Fleshlight in return for our honest review by Fleshlight. We decided to do another couples review as it is something different. You can purchase the Freaks range in both Couples sets and individual so it only seemed logical for us to do couples reviews for those who want to know what the fleshlight and the dildo are like.

The Alien dildo is an amazing blue colour which suits me perfectly because I love the color blue however I would’ve liked it to be green or even grey for those who are familiar with those alien documentaries where people claim to have experienced aliens they have different types, the greys are superior to the normal green aliens. Anyway I think this would’ve suited better never mind that’s just my personal opinion, and as you may figure out the blue color resembles the alien beings in a certain film that almost everyone has watched.

DSC_0150The Alien Dildo features two bellends which are fused together I would’ve thought that they would spilt just to make it more interesting but I like it none the less. The heads are really well shaped for me and I really like the way they have been designed. The shaft starts thin then gets more girth towards the middle then narrows slightly to the base. The base features a great set of balls quite similar to the drac’s and it is great for using as a grip when thrusting. The shaft is made what looks like two that are fused together much like the bellends with little details such as raised nubs and vein like texture which when you take a closer look add to the realness of this dildo. Making the experience you have Extra Terrestrial and one you will not forget.

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Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Trent The Triceratops

6FJEmZUu When I saw Bad Dragon had released a Triceratops Dildo I was practically drooling I went through a dino faze as a child it started with Barney then escalated to triceratops which soon become my favorite dino. So I contacted Bad Dragon and asked if I could review Trent for them. Having spent my budget already on two dildos from them I couldn’t buy him which I was devastated about.

FIaAqTBhSteven got back to me and said he was currently looking for reviews on Trent so my luck was in and I was shipped a Trent. My Trent is a Medium in Firm firmness with a suction cup. The colour I chose was Big Tops because I think that I couldn’t have chosen a better colour for Trent it is so realistic for a triceratops. I chose the suction Cup because although I have 9 Bad Dragon dildos none of them have a suction cup so I wanted to see how well it would suction itself to stuff.

This dildo is a beauty the girth is amazing and it larger than a shaft on my Bruce so Trent is a very hefty Beast. Towards the base of the shaft the muscular sections also have amazingly lifelike vein detailing which is barely visible but you can definitely feel the veins protruding from the shaft. The suction cup is built into the base. The base has a slight curve indentation so that it can suction to stuff far more better looking than dildos which have a round suction cup protruding out of the base. The suction cup Works relatively well and sticks to almost anything without falling out of place and it one of the strongest suction cups I have experienced.

e6baScIdI wanted to try Trent with the suction cup in use however I was out of spaces to stick him so I opted for the bathroom toilet seat there is enough room in there so I could be comfortable and have an amazing jack of session without worrying about getting a cramp.

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Clit Stim, Company, Insertable, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone, Tenga, Type, Vibrator

Iroha minamo

-hDDcA5N When I saw Lovehoney had this vibe on sale I had to have it I have heard great things about the squish of the iroha range and this one comes in an amazing storage case which when the buttons are faced onto the metal studs charges the vibe via the electric connection. You can get the Iroha Minamo at Tenga. The case is rectangular and features a button to open the case just press the button and the case flips up its so cool it’s like a futuristic way of storing your vibes plus while on charge no one will know it contains a vibe it doesn’t feature the iroha symbol and is plain so it’s very discreet when is storage or charging.

RwWRrpU5Well let me tell you this vibe is so silky smooth it is amazing it is made from a dust free silica gel which is amazingly soft and this vibe unlike most vibes which are hard and feel unnatural this is so life like compared to other vibes you can pinch the end and it will mould to your form and sink back again. The waves are so amazing they are meant to feel comfortable and be in sync with your vag.

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Clit Stim, Fun Factory, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Tiger G5

DSC_0129I was given the Tiger G5 by fun factory after I received an email from them letting me know they are releasing a new line of vibes and asked if I would like to be sent one. Of course I did! The fact I received the tiger G5 free of charge is not going to affect what I say in this review at all.

DSC_0119I inserted the Tiger G 5 into my pussy and my pussy immediately clenched around the shaft hugging it with gratitude. The first vibe setting was enough to start with as I thrust quite quickly my excitement arose I then knocked it up to the second vibration setting then slowed my thrusts then decided to go full whack with the vibes and put it on high my thrusts slowed to an almost stand still and I slowly pushed and pulled the G5 into my vag feeling every bit of texture my pussy ached for more the vibrations tingling my nerve endings at the entrance as I got so close to puling it all out I pushed slowly in again. Enjoying the pleasure I was almost overwhelmed. I cycled through pulsations the gradual one made my clit waken up bringing me to the top then back down again. I looped my finger so that it was through the handle and pressed firmly towards me so that the clit stim rested on my clit the soft silicone shaft bending to accommodate my vag. I held this position and switched back to the highest setting feeling I was so close revelling in the pleasure I was getting and then…. Bliss pure bliss as I orgasmed so hard it made my head spin.

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Dildo, Love Honey, Reviews, Silicone

Colours Dildo

DSC_0130I Purchased this dildo from Lovehoney wanting a suction cup dildo and also it was a pretty purple colour which matches my blog so I just had to have it didn’t i?

So the Colours dildo is a realistic dildo made of pure silicone it also has a suction cup on the bottom which is quite sturdy and lives up to allot of pulling and tugging without moving. It is 6 inches in length and has a circumference of 4.5 inches. So this dildo is beginner friendly and the perfect dildo for a beginner my first dildo was the Fleshlight drac I wanted something semi realistic without being too realistic that it is gross looking. However If this was available I would’ve gotten it, it is super versatile sop even more experienced users can use it. It is also harness compatible. The texture on this dildo is great the vein texture is really apparent that it gives it so much texture and you can really feel this when it is use. The bulbous head is just so perfectly formed and I think makes this dildo fantastic to look at but it also stimulates the g spot very easily when your using this dildo.

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Dildo, Glass, Reviews

Icicles no 12 – Glass Rose Dildo

pK3d4pa7I purchased icicles 12 from amazon as I found that this was the cheapest place to buy it from I had my eye on the 12 for a while and I have to say it is one of the prettiest glass dildos I have ever seen.

Icicles 12 is in the shape of a rose the tip features a very finely crafted rose flower tip which is in a light pink colour I quite like the way the tip looks. Icicles 12 has a flared base which means it can be used for anal play the 3 bulbous bumps up the shaft would create the perfect sensation when used anally much like anal beads they would pop.

toy_yxp9I used this dildo with my sliquid silk lube as I felt it would cling to the glass the way I wanted. Insertion was quite easy and although there is detailing on the tip this didn’t affect me inserting it. I felt each bump enter me making a popping sensation which I quite like as each brushed past my g spot. I was only able to insert it up to the last bump with my vag stopping half way over it I felt it hit my cervix but that is expected due to glass not having much give. Thrusting was incredible with the Icicles 12 I found the bulbs popped in and out my vag as I thrust it deep and also shallower I felt the bulbs brush my g spot then pop I really enjoyed this feeling. I placed the tip of the dildo on my clit and twisted the dildo in a circular back and forth movement I found the texture of the rose petals felt good when rubbed across my clit like this.

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LELO, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

LELO Ina Wave

DSC_0096I have been waiting for an Ina Wave for ages it was on my wishlist and as soon as I saw the Wave Motion technology on a rabbit vibe my pussy ached for it. I have to thank my friends over at Belle de Soir for giving me the chance to review this for them they pulled some strings and got me an Ina Wave in Ocean Blue which I thank them hugely for however the fact I have been wanting to try this doesn’t affect the outcome of this review at all.

The Ina Wave is a rabbit style vibrator that offers intense powerful vibrations with the added advantage of shaft that rubs your g spot in a come hither motion this most commonly used to have a g-spot orgasm, or squirting orgasm. Lelo state that it is “The first dual-action vibrator that rises and plunges for intense simultaneous clitoral and g-spot massage” that said I wonder if it actually does do what it says on the tin?

The Ina Wave has 10 vibration settings and is fully water proof. It is a very intense vibrator so probably not the best for those who are just starting to explore sex toys. The Ina Wave is covered in silky soft silicone all over even the buttons are silicone unlike the Siri2 which has a plastic handle and buttons. Ina Wave has 10 unique vibration settings, to turn on or off the Ina Wave you press the middle indented button on the control panel. You press the + to increase the intensity of the vibrations. You can press the – to decrease the intensity of the vibrations. Push the ^ to cycle though the stimulation modes. And the v to go back through the stimulation modes. The Ina Wave automatically remembers and saves the last setting you were on so that the next time you use your Ina Wave it will be in that specific mode. Clever? Huh!

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Clit Stim, Doc Johnson, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator, Wonderland Collection

The Heavenly Heart

DSC_0132 The Heavenly Heart is part of the Doc Johnson Wonderland collection. I brought the Heavenly Heart from simply pleasure during a sale.

The Heavenly Heart is a battery powered mini vibe which can be used for both external and internal stimulation it features 3 raise heart shapes on the shaft which then forms to a rounded heart shape at the tip this has a round nodule on the back for pin point stimulation of the g spot or clitoris. The Heavenly Heart features a push button control which you use to cycle through the 3 speeds and 7 pulsation patterns. The button lights up when it is pressed on. The heavenly Heart is also fully waterproof.

When using this vibe internally I can use the heart tip to scoop /massage my g spot and if I turn it around I can use the nub to give my g spot more pin point stimulation. By rubbing the nub around my g spot it makes it swell and become more easy to access once this is achieved I flip it back round so that I can massage it with the heart as this is a more gentle stimulation on my swollen g spot. The 3 Heart texture along the shaft adds some much needed texture to this toy which give more stimulation.

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Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

G Rabbit Plush Stroker

DSC_0145 I was given the G Rabbit Plush by Blush Novelties in return for my honest review. The G Rabbit Plush is part of the Luxe range of products by Blush Novelties.

The G Rabbit Plush is designed to be able to rotate and thrust simultaneously in what I describe as a tornado type of movement. This is supposed to stimulate the gspot and enhance g spot orgasms. The G Rabbit plush is made from 100% silicone and is splash proof. The G Rabbit Plush features a rotating, thrusting head and a soft set of rabbit ears for simultaneous pleasure. The bottom of the shaft below the rabbit has a pleated texture which is not needed but I think is a great design aspect to the aesthetics of this toy, it also makes it easier to grip when this toy is covered in lube.

DSC_0146To turn on the shaft you press the top button this means you are able to use the shaft function without using the rabbit. The shaft has 3 settings low, high and reverse rotation. The rabbit is controlled by the bottom button again to turn on just hold for 3 secs and then you are able to press to cycle through the 7 vibration modes these are made up of the usual 3 speeds and 4 pulsation modes. To turn off the shaft hold the shaft button down for 3 secs to turn of the rabbit you hold the rabbit button for 3 seconds. The G Rabbit Plush is pretty simple to operate.

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Dildo, Masturbator, Reviews, Sex Accessories, Silicone

Traz Rhino Stampede

DSC_0366 I was given the Traz Rhino Stampede by Hunter from Traz Rhino in return for my honest review, I owe Traz Rhino a huge thanks for sending me each one of the Rhinos to review for them!

Much like the other extensions from Traz rhino the stampede has the same design with the g spot technology in the tip and the super soft silicone which is able to transfer those clenches from orgasms right through to the males penis. However the Stampede offers more for the women! It has a textured surface which gives off a matt feel. I was interested to see how this would feel having loved the other two rhinos I was sure I would like this even more being a bit of a texture whore when it comes to my dildos. The texture on the Stampede isn’t that pronounced and is bumpy all over kind of like sandpaper but a little smoother.

DSC_0368I was super excited to see how my pussy would react to the strange texture because it does love a huge amount of pronounced texture so the little bumps on the Stampede I was wary of and didn’t think I would be able to feel them when it is covered in lube.

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