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The Amazing Web Shooter – Super Hung Heroes

We attended the ETO Show this year and met some great people. One of those people was from Doc Johnson. I was browsing the Vac U lock Dildos for attachments to use on my fuck machine when. I was asked if I needed help, I said I was fine but if you want you can have my card. Scott he is one of the managers at Doc Johnson introduced himself and we stood talking for around about 45 minutes I was told about the factory process of the realistic cocks and how they are hand painted. Scott was so welcoming he said he would sort me out and send me some review products.

I received and email back from Sunny on behalf of Scott she was so welcoming and just as friendly as Scott. I choose some items which was a task in itself they have thousands of sex toys to choose from! I sent sunny the list and she said she would send me not one but all that I selected!!

So here is my review of the Amazing Web shooter thanks to Doc Johnson and the lovely staff who have sent me this dildo to review in return for my honest opinion.

19th August 2015 by KinkyKitten

Clit Stim, Company, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone, Tenga, Vibrator

Iroha Sakura

I was given the Sakura in return for my honest review. This was given to me by Tenga. I have to thanks to them for helping me bring you some reviews lately.

The Sakura is part of the Tenga Iroha range they have a series of Clitoral/external massagers. These are Yuki, Sakura and Midori. These are all made out of soft silicone that is plump and plushy. Now I have already reviewed the Yuki which I adore and I have also review the Minamo vibe these vibes are so soft and squishy they have to be felt to be believed.

The Sakura comes in one colour this is a mild pastel pink but I think it almost looks like a dirty pink colour it’s not even baby pink. I normally would praise iroha on colour choices as the range offers pastel colours most companies choose not to use, I think baby it would look better in a pastel purple. But that just me being picky. The design of the Sakura features an indentation in the tip this acts as rabbit type ears. You place your clit between the prongs and it offers double side clit stimulation. For me this is one of the easiest was to orgasm I often opt for vibes with ears.

11th August 2015 by KinkyKitten

Board Game, Reviews

Ardor The Game

Ardor the game was given to me directly from Ardor they contacted me and asked if I would review the game for them. Which of course I agreed to Mr was super excited. We previously saw the game on another blog and he said “I bet that’s fun” so obviously we were really pleased to be contacted to review the Ardor game

Having reviewed previous games I was curious as to how this game would size up to the one was already have. Ardor is unlike any other sex game we have.

Mr and I are 90’s babies we grew up with card games such as Pokemon, Yu-Gi-Oh, the list goes on well when we were in our child years these games relied on getting EXP and powers to attack the other players card. So you can imagine the excitement when I told Mr that Ardor contacted me to review the game for them, he joked about getting his Yu-Gi-Oh deck holder from the loft to use with the game.

Okay so after reading through the instructions we were left a little confused but worked out a way we could simplify them. Basically you play the game in two parts win your fantasy is the first part in this you ignore the positions and tasks on the cards. You each have 5 cards. The rest are piled in a deck, you choose to top up your deck using cards from this pile. You take in turns to place a card down if you cannot match that card on your turn with the same EXP or Suit or card type your draw one from the deck if this still doesn’t match you choose one to put down and lose that trick. To win a trick you have to put down each card to match the previous, the Ardor card can be put in place of any card the next one placed is the one you have to match. I hope I haven’t confused you yet. So if your opponent puts down a card that doesn’t match the previous you win and keep all the cards from the trick. Be sure to separate any cards with EXP that you win as you can count how many EXP you have. The person to get 16 EXP wins the game. If you both manage to get 15 EXP each then the person who has the most hearts wins.

7th August 2015 by KinkyKitten

Clit Stim, Insertable, Reviews, Vibrator

Onye B3 kenya (zebra)

I was contacted by the lovely Big Teaze Toys. Who said they would sent me the Onye B3 from my wish list which is very generous of them! They also sent me the Iroha Sakura to review for Tenga.

The Onye B3 Kenya has been on my wish list, due to the fact it is a chunky mini vibe I loved the design of the vibe the none slip grip and also the Zebra print pattern. I confess I am obsessed with zebra print and everything I see that has it on I have to have so I am so delighted I have this little beauty in my collection now.

The Onye B3 kenya vibe came in amazing packaging even the barcode was in the shape of a zebra! Inside the packaging was the vibrator and also a travel/storage case which is plain black and has a pop up lid. This case is ideal for those who want to keep the vibe away from prying eyes it Features the B3 symbol which can only be seen up close.

The Onye B3 has a lovely shape it is heavy and chunky. Covered in Zebra print from a cm from the top and 2 from the bottom. There is a space between the print for the lovely silicone grip and also the button which is placed at the top. They are both pink I feel this gives the vibe a little depth and breaks up the pattern. The rest of the vibe is a pearlescent white this shimmers when in the light much more appealing then basic white I think. Each pattern is bonded to the vibe during a special process making it scratch resistant. And let me tell you I have tested this and scratched at it with my fingernails and nothing has chipped nor scraped off. The metal edging around the pink also makes the colour of the vibe pop.

5th August 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Doc Johnson, Reviews

The Original Realistic Cock

I received the Realistic Cock as a birthday gift from Segzi.co.uk this was very generous of them. They are quite a friendly bunch over at Segzi.

So I received my original cock which is modelled after an actual penis. I do not know who’s but someone somewhere has the penis that is an exact replica of this dildo. The Realistic Cock features a really strong suction cup. And a set of rather large balls.

The Realistic cock is 7 inches in length (other lengths available) the design I have is the sil-r-gel dildo it is phthalate free and is moulded directly from a real life cock. Although it doesn’t say who’s I would’ve liked a link or detail on the box but that’s just personal preference.

Okay so on the box it says “Do not attempt to warm this products in a microwave or conventional oven.” Okay I am not sure why you would want to warm up a dildo in a microwave before use but there is a warning anyway just in case.

The shaft has a lot of veins these are really pronounced and you can feel them during use. Obviously as you know I love my texture so the fact this has those veins adds to the stimulation when you use it. The tip of the cock features a nicely rounded bellend which I quite like the look of. Although the colour of this is a little too much of a dark pink too look realistic it still looks relatively nice and attractive.

30th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Dragon’s Tongue

When I first happened to come across bad dragon it was by typing in “the strangest dildos” into google I wanted to see the most strangest and unusual dildos out there. And the dragons tongue was 10 on a list of freaky masturbators and weird looking vibes. I clicked the link to Bad Dragon and then I thought wow I want a dragon tongue dildo!

After searching through the ready-made section I wasn’t sure how bad dragon worked I hadn’t ever seen a company that lets you customise dildos before. And I fell in love searching the Bad Dragon site for hours each day I readily became familiar with the process of customise and flops and ready-made. The first bad dragon I got was Meng though and not the dragon tongue I wanted. I was waiting for the right colour to come up in a ready-made. It did and I couldn’t buy it because I had no pennies at the time and someone snagged it.

Since then I have eagerly kept my eye on the Dragon’s Tongues in the adoption section. I had acquired a lot of BD dildos before I finally got a Tongue. Bad Dragon has been releasing birth stone colours each month now I was unsure what to get in mine as Mr decided he would get me something in the “Diamond” colour for my birthday pressie. So I chose the tongue it wasn’t what I had in mind for the colour of the tongue but with it being my birthstone it would be extra special.

So Mr ordered my custom Medium Dragons tongue, in firm firmness with Diamond colouration. I chose medium because its about time I went up a size before BD I used small toys now I have become somewhat of a size queen and have gone up to a Medium bad dragon size which small from bad dragon usually equals a large anywhere else so yeah it’s a big leap. The Diamond colour is a pearlescent white with a hint of blue shimmer through it, I was curious as to how BD was going to show the diamond colour as diamonds have hues of all colours in them they seem to be clear and colourless but shine a rainbow of colours in the light, I think BD did a great job!

29th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Clit Stim, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

H2O Vibe

The H2O vibe was given to me free of charge by drop of Sweden the creators behind this jet spraying orgasm machine!

I saw the H2O vibe at the ETO Show this year where it was pleasantly displayed in a glass fish bowl inside the bowl was a flesh vagina masturbator with the vibe inserted into it. The H2O vibe sprayed a powerful jet of water spraying the tank also and it definitely put on a show for passers-by. I handed the rep my card and hoped for the best.

This wasn’t the first time I had seen the vibe I saw it on another reviewer’s blog post it was pretty new then and I was amazed that someone finally thought of turning a vibe into a water masturbator. I mean come on almost every woman has used a showerhead to masturbate right? To list a few I have held my clit alternately under the hot and cold taps on my bath before, this required awkward positioning ad aching legs but I orgasmed. I have used shower heads to masturbate before I even knew what a vibrator was. It was one of the first ways I got myself to orgasm! And let me tell you that jet of water on my clit gets me to orgasm quicker than any hand or vibrator has!

The founder Robert, had this amazing idea when he was showering with his partner, she took the head off the shower and used the stream of water to masturbate. His thoughts where to combine a vibrator with a water jet. He did some research and no one had created a water vibe before. So Robert filled the hole so to speak. Now we have him to thank for the many orgasms women are going to have with the H2O vibe.

The H2O vibe is made from silicone and Abs plastic and is 100% waterproof. It has a bendable shaft that has a curved bulbous head for g spot stimulation. Below that head are two raise bumps/nodules for added texture and stimulation. It also has two lines which are in an oval shapethat bend and wave around the shaft being a texture whore this vibe is just my cup of tea.

28th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Clit Stim, Plastic, Reviews, Vibrator

We Vibe Tango

I won the We Vibe Tango in Blissfully Orgasmic’s blogiversary give away alongside the we vibe 4 plus, I am very grateful I won these prizes because let’s face it they are a huge prize to win.

I did not get to choose the colour of my Tango but I was happy either way I think the blue and the pink are stunning and not the average light blue and baby pink used for sex toys. I was shipped the Tango By WeVibe, I didn’t have any communication with we vibe before the ETO Show so when I received the Tango I was super excited as I have heard it is the most powerful and well-loved bullet vibe out there.

I held the Tango to my clit as Mr Pound into me rhythmically fucking me the tango on my clit began to dull after a while and made my clit numb. Mr thrust again and again I increase the intensity to medium after a few more minutes of feeling myself build and build I was numb again the pleasure gone I hitched it up to full speed and bam!. A crippling burning sensation spread down to my feet I took the tango off my clit shocked by the sensation, I placed it back on circling as Mr Thrust. I circled and circled I couldn’t hold the tango still otherwise I would get that sharp pain again, I would build up and up then that sharp intense feeling would appear. Mr orgasmed I couldn’t reach my climax.

22nd July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Sleiphnir

I was searching the Adoptions on BD when I had placed my Tongue in the basket and I saw a Sleiphnir the dildo didn’t appeal to stand out to me before but it was in a nice light blue/teal colour with purple splodges on. It reminded me of Sully the monster, I just had to have it with a little bribing and begging to Mr he added it to the cart and brought me not one but two BD dildos for my birthday. I now refer to my Sleiphnir as the Sully penis.

Sleiphnir was a ready-made in a size Small, firmness of Soft and colour of rogue (tealy blue and purple). Sleiphnir is a horse based penis it is a mythological horse, I basically chose this toy for the colour which can happen if you see the amazing colour combos BD produce. The main thing is this dildo has a lot of girth and I mean it is a hunk of round stretching silicon.

Sleipnir has sort of a scaly finish along the shaft this dildo has a huge amount of girth but it also has great texture and is not as plain as say the Chance horse dildo is so maybe if you are looking for a horse penis dildo but want more texture then the Sleiphnir will be just what you are looking for.

22nd July 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Elephant Trunk

I was given the Elephant trunk free of charge (minus shipping) by Exotic Erotics. They sell fantasy toys as well as the new high fantasy range and also life casts. I chose the Elephant trunk because it looks so lifelike.

I chose my Elephant Trunk to be in the natural grey colour, with a dual core firmness and a small in size. Dual core is available for this toy I have checked on EE and the option isn’t available for all the toys on the website, Dual cored toys have a harder centre with a softer silicone around the outsize of the toy giving the impression of skin and muscle. This gives you a real life like experience and is the way to go with dildos to make them feel more realistic. The cored option for the Elephant Trunk to me seems logical Elephant Trunks are entirely muscular so the fact you get the core option adds to the illusion of it being as realistic as possible.

The Elephant trunk may not look like it has much texture apart from the creased indentations of the elephant skin. However the texture is very apparent and can be felt immediately! When I received my elephant trunk I was shocked at how small it was I knew it would be quite large but the base is so light weight and tin not bulky at all making the whole dildo seem smaller.

16th July 2015 by KinkyKitten

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