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Masturbator, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Hot Octopuss – Pulse II Duo

DSC_0156We we’re sent the Pulse II Duo by Hot Octopuss for an honest review, in this review i will be going over the two main purposes of this couples vibrator / masturbator. I will section this review into two categories, one being solo and the other being duo. This basically means i will be reviewing both the solo experience of the Pulse II Solo and the couples experience of the Pulse II Duo. In the box of the Pulse II Duo it come with a bag to stash it away, the Duo toy itself and a handy remote for the female vibrations.

Duo

DSC_0158Considering this is the DUO and not the SOLO, let’s start with reviewing what this product is intended to do… Pleasure both male and female in a foreplay setting! The Pulse II Duo doesn’t give off the foreplay that you’re looking for if i’m completely honest but with a few accessories i think this product could go a long way, on the box it shows two positions that it can be used. The fist one is missionary with the male on top and the other being cowgirl, these are two positions that are very easy to get into so there’s no complaints there.

When we had the time to try this for the first time the Pulse II Duo is hard to keep it in place, the time me and Kim used it we were both warming each other up before got our selves goind this is because that we are used to this every now and again. The product is good for a warm up and can feel great for the male, it’s very weird how it works as it basicly has a plate which forces itself towards the shaft and back. This is  such an amazing feeling even when your flacid, but the problem with this couples product is the vibrations for the female partner aren’t as good as they are for the males.

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Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews

FunZone – Double Ended Masturbator (Pussy/Ass)

DSC_0081When the LoveHoney summer sale male package came through the post, i found the FunZone double ended masturbator. Once i got a good look at it I started to get interested in it’s form of a dung-bell and I find this good for hiding your masturbator in plain sight, even though fleshlight have their sex in a can they still make it really obvious that it’s a masturbator. Considering I don’t like clutter I wouldn’t really have it lying around the bedroom, normally its a use clean and put away basis for me as it’s just a simple but easy process. Moving on…

DSC_0078The dual ended masturbator from funzone comes with two alternatives, the vagina and the ass. They both have a similar texture between each other as I really couldn’t tell a difference between their textures when using it, but when it actualy came to the insertion and the thrusting you can tell a huge difference in the tightness of the ass compared to the vagina as it takes so much room you can barely fit in. Don’t take that the wrong way, it’s a good thing as it gives you so much pleasure when thrusting the masturbator up and down the shaft of your penis.

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Material, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Type, Vibrator

Angora rabbit

DSC_0155Bedroom Taboo contacted me and asked me if I would like to review for them. Which lets face it is great I always get excited when I am contacted by companies I haven’t reviewed for to review for them. SO they sent me the Vibe Therapy Angora Rabbit which I picked out in return for my honest review. The fact I got this vibe free of charge will not affect this review in anyway.

The Vibe Therapy Angora is a silicone rabbit style vibe which has one button to control the vibes. It has 6 vibration settings 3 settings are speeds. High Medium and low and the remaining 3 settings are pulsations varying from Morse code style to increasing in intensity pulsations. Which is pretty standard. These Vibrations are controlled by the button on the base of the vibe. To turn on you hold for 3 seconds then to cycle through the vibration modes you press. When you want to turn the vibe off just hold the button in for another 3 seconds.

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Clit Stim, LELO, Plastic, Vibrator

Lelo lily 2 First impressions

Lelo have just release a new vibrator. The Lily 2 is an upgraded version of the Lily and Nea. I haven’t had the chance to review those so I wouldn’t know what they were like. The Lily 2 is infused with fragrances created by Lelo.

I received the Lavender colour which is (Lavender and Manuka Honey) fragranced. However the sound of the Plum ( Bordeaux and Chocolate) sounds more appealing to me. I mean wine and chocolate are my two fave things other than sextoys of course. You can also get Pink which is (Rose and Wisteria) scented i do not know what wisteria is it sound like hysteria but anyway i like roses.

Smelling this vibe was weird for me and I sort of missed that new vibe smell. However though it is scented it isn’t really strong at all. The Lavender one smells unusually sweet and berrylike even though it hasn’t got berry in there I reckon it was the honey tricking my nose. I would much rather have this fragrance in a massage oil.

Like I said it isn’t a strong fragrance however if you are allergic to any fragrances keep this in mind. As there is nothing that states what is used to fragrance the Lily 2 or the ingredients I wouldn’t be able to tell if there where harsh chemicals in there especially for those who have sensitives bits.

The Lily 2 although ABS plastic has a soft smooth coating which is silky to touch. It is also rechargeable and 1005 waterproof. Which let’s face it is pretty basic for lelo toys. It also has simple controls: push the right button to turn on and cycle through speeds. Push the left button to cycle through the speeds and turn it off. You can also lock the Lily 2 by holding the 2 buttons together until the lights turn off. It has a run time of 4 hours for every 2 hour charge session.

So my first impressions are i am kind of confused about the whole scent thing and i wish i had tried teh lily so i could compare the two and see what updates they have made other then the scent.

Material, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Type, Vibrator

Bi Stronic Fusion

DSC_0140I was sent The Bi Stronic Fusion in return for my honest review by Fun Factory. The fact I was given this product free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of this review at all.

I want expecting this vibe to land on my doorstep. I had received the Miss Bi a couple of weeks before and thought that this was the only vibe fun factory where releasing. I hadn’t heard anything about a Pulsator being released.  So when I opened the box I was in shock! Fun Factory sent me the Bi Stronic Fusion with the press release and also a little message from the folks who sent me it. I also found a storage bag with some nail glitter in and a condom wall with futuristic sayings on! Fun Factory really do get top marks in terms of customer service!

The Bi Stronic is like the bigger more awesome sister to the Miss Bi. Now The Bi Stronic Fusion is a Pulsator which means it is able to thrust itself and they usually don’t vibrate but this one has a clitoral arm which vibrates also. The Shaft is curvy with a rounded bulbous head to stimulate the Gspot. The clitoral stimulator is in the shape of a butterfly the body uses pin point stimulation for the clit and the wings stimulated the labia.

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Reviews, Vibrator

Eroscillator 2 Plus

My Eroscillator came just in time for Sexhibition we were getting ready to leave when we heard the doorbell ring and my Eroscillator was here! I quickly plugged it in to check if it worked and stuffed it into my bag to take with us on our sexy weekend.

The first time I tried the Eroscillator I was super excited because I have always used a side to side motion when manually stimulating my clit so the fact the Eroscillator does this of me is like a whole new world for sex toys and my clit.

Marshmallow tip

DSC_0133The Marshmallow is a soft plump air filled piece of squishy silicone which can me likened to the squish of the Yuki except squishier.

Mr turned on the Eroscillator and I readied myself he placed it on my clit the soft plump marshmallow tip was cushioning my clit that was being vigorously stimulated by the movement the oscillation of this product is so fast that it makes it vibrate it is amazing!!! From the moment it was placed on my clit the Eroscillator was giving me orgasms continuously. I grabbed the handle and took control turning up the setting to 2 then 3 getting more and more powerful orgasms. Then I asked Mr to fuck me and boom!! I was overjoyed with stimulation. Mr thrust into me spurting himself inside me as I continued to orgasm through my climax to an explosive eruption of an orgasm that left me writhing and exhausted.

Night two of our Sexhibition weekender I used the Eroscillator to tease Mr’s cock placing it on his bell end and coaxing his ever growing erection I saw his face change completely the Eroscillator bringing him to the edge when he told me he was about to come I said no not yet fuck me and he did just that. I had the Eroscillator at the base of his shaft so that I could still continue to stimulate him to climax using it. After only a few thrusts and the Eroscillator on 3 he climaxed and very much so enjoyed it.

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Dildo, Fleshjack, Fleshlight, Masturbator, Reviews

Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg

Dildo

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The silicone on this dildo is a lot more giving then the drac and alien it is almost softer. The texture along the top is almost like a scale/ spine detailing this is totally flexible and not firm like I expected meaning although this dildo has immense texture it isn’t too harsh and won’t cause chafing during use. This dildo is truly beautiful there is a lot of texture and details on the shaft of this dildo. Even looking at the ball sack it has a circuit pattern along. The tip is pointy so I recon if your ass can take texture this would be a great dildo to try anally.

DSC_0030All along the shaft are buttons/ armoured bubbly texture whereas along the top of the shaft is a more pronounced scale texture. This dildo has more texture then most of my dildos and I am a self-confessed texture whore so bare this in mind if you’re thinking of getting it.

To start with the texture was quite apparent but as i began thrusting my vag was delighted by all the textured bumps and ridges as they brushed my walls. I started thrusting deep and shallow to bring myself to orgasm. Once I had orgasmed I would thrust slowly my vagina reacted amazingly to this and the slow strokes through my orgasm mean that the texture was really stimulating me as I contracted and this caused the orgasm to be prolonged. I continued this assault on my vag through 4 orgasms I was totally satisfied and I did indeed feel like my arm was going to drop off. I could do with a robot just to thrust the dildo for me let alone the dildo being cyborg membered.

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Insertable, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Vibrator

Risque Tulip

DSC_0060 I was given the Tulip by Bondage Bunnies in return for my honest review the fact I got this item free will not affect the outcome of my review.

The Risque Tulip comes in a deep purple colour. It is a firm slim line vibe that I would personally use for g spot stimulation. Why? Because it has a firm body and a nice bulge at the tip if angled correctly this could offer firm stimulation on the G spot. My g spot needs firm stimulation to orgasm so you can tell why I would pick something like this for G spot stimulation. The slim shaft also means you can focus on pin point stimulation without feeling too full to be stimulated.

The Tulip has 10 functions, 3 speeds (high, medium and low) and the other 7 are pulsation modes which vary from increasing vibrations to Morse code type pulses. It is made from hard plastic so you could use any type of lube with it and not worry about having a science experiment for a vibe. Although the plastic is hard it is a smooth coating and is not the glossy finish you would expect from a plastic vibe.

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Material, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Miss Bi

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The Miss Bi der vibrator was sent to me by Fun factory in return for my honest review. Now I have to say that fun factory are great to us blogger and I knew they were bringing out a new vibe but didn’t have any deets they said they would send me a review sample as soon as they could. Low and behold the Miss Bi arrived at my door and I was quite please it was a Dual vibe as I mean it’s so hard to find one that has it all.

The Miss Bi is lovely and plump with a curved tip for g spot stimulation the fuller shaft means it gives pleasure to the vaginal opening more than deep inside this is where the most nerve endings are. The clitoral arms is plump and rounded and is very flexible. Now I am lucky enough to have tiny labia minora and a very easy to please clit and the normal rabbit vibes tend to fit me whereas most women find the ears aren’t angled to their anatomy. But I think fun factory the legends they are have made the clitoral arm flexible so that you can position it on your clit with varying angles.

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Clit Stim, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Vibrator

Rocks Off Panty pin

DSC_0065 I won the panty pin in the erotic raffle at the smut stand when I was at sexhibition.

The Panty Pin is 100% waterproof and has one speed. This is a really buzzy speed that really doesn’t match up to a rocks off bullet it is also really loud. I expected this to not be the case given it is a wearable vibe which some people may want to be cheeky and wear out and about. This is not possible with the panty pin it can be heard from the next room.

Okay so I totally don’t get it what is this vibe supposed to do? Now I have had various attempts at putting it on the band of my knickers though the side all different positions. And yet I am still to get stimulation it just buzzes really loudly and only vibrates the bit of fabric around it. I would say about a half a cm. which as you can imagine is just tickling my labia majora and quite frankly irritating my pubes.

After having Mr try it by attaching it to his boxers even he couldn’t understand what it was for. I mean we know it’s to tease you but it doesn’t do very much of that. And the fact it is loud really isn’t discreet like I swear it is almost as loud as the Doxy.

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