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Bringing you the latest Sex Toy Reviews that I have thoroughly put to the test, here you’ll find reviews of Dildos, Vibrators, Dildos, Fantasy Sex Toys, Masturbators, Couples Toys, Bondage items and many more.

Clit Stim, Fifty Shades of Grey, Metal, Reviews, Vibrator

We Aim To Please Bullet

We Aim Not To Please and leave you quite aggravated with orgasm denile should’ve been the name for this bullet. As bullets go it’s got a lot of major competition with the rocks off 3 speed being around the same price if not cheaper this one speed bullet really has a lot to live up to.

I brought this bullet with the quote being an all-time favourite of mine from fifty shades. I really liked the look of the bullet with the shiny finish contrasting with the black wording it is very eye catching. It has a one speed push button control I hope the one speed was a high one as I really don’t like low speed bullets.

13th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Glass, Reviews

Glass Eggplant Dildo

I purchased the Glass Eggplant dildo from easy. I was unsure whether it was supposed to be a pepper turns out it’s an eggplant. I liked the look of this dildo and made sure to check that it was borosilicate glass that is used. I read through almost every review to make sure I wasn’t getting sold anything that was unsafe. The owner of this shop is a glass craftsman with many years of experience he also makes wine stoppers and candle holders. This is the ad for the dildo as etsy is hard to navigate when searching for something specific.

On arrival this dido came securely packed with enough padding so It came here safely considering it came from china I was expecting a lot more damage to the box. The dildo is made of borosilicate glass which can be sterilized. I sterilize all my sex toys using an old baby microwavable sterilizer. You can also use a 10% bleach solution or boil in a pan. The dildo comes packaged in a presentation case however I decided to put it into a storage pouch once I sterilized it to be extra careful not to get any unwanted bacteria on it.

12th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Bruce The Shark

I have been longing to own a Bruce The Shark for so long now. So I contacted Bad Dragon to ask for a product to review to my surprise they asked me which I would like to review well I love all their dildos but I figured now was the time to get a Bruce. So Bad Dragon sent me Bruce in return for my unbiased review which is amazingly kind of them.

My Bruce is the standard size as this dildo only has one size option however this equals to a medium from bad dragon. The firmness I chose was firm this is because I knew I was going to used Bruce for double penetration, and the firm would be easier to insert anally. I chose custom colours which turned out amazing the base is a dark blue and the shafts are a pale pink colour I wanted to make it realistic so that it could resemble my favourite cartoon character of a well-known film about fish. A great white shark who ironically has the same name as Bruce.

When I received my Bruce I was surprised how heavy the box was and also how big it was having previously only ordered small toys minus the Hanns which was one size but now classed as medium, I thought I couldn’t possibly take up that much room. Upon opening the box I pulled out the bad dragon labelled bag which was quite heavy and out came Brucie well I was shocked at the sheer size of him he was so large and very girthy. My initial thought was “This is going to be a challenge”.

11th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Cum Lube, Lube, Reviews, Spunklube!

Spunklube Pink

Spunk Lube was given to me in return for my honest unbiased review by Jeff at spunk Lube which was incredibly kind of him. I was interested in how his Spunk Lube would stand against other Jizz lubes. I am excited to test this Spunk Lube invented by Jeff himself Spunk Lube is his very own creation.

The Spunk Lube Pink comes in a various sizes I got the 8oz bottle of lube which has a pump cap on the top for easy dispensing of the lube and also gives an accurate amount with just one squirt. I got so excited over this lube after all it is pink.

When I squirted some out I was surprised to see how pink it is I thought it would be a pale pink however it is bright pink which looks amazing it’s what I would imagine unicorn cum to be like. The Spunk Lube Pink is quite thick and resembles actual cum however I compared it to Mr’s and it seems to be missing the runny viscosity of his cum. However when compared to Bad dragon’s cum lube I prefer the non-stringiness of the Spunk Lube Pink however I do think Bad Dragons cum lube has the right viscosity it needs. Combined together and they would make an exact replica of cum. The Spunk Lube is none staining which is great as Cum Lube stains so with Spunk Lube Pink you haven’t got to worry about ruining the sheets.

The smell of the Spunk Lube Pink was one of the things I tested first and I have to say you can’t really smell it unless you get your nose in there and get right up close to it. The Spunk Lube Pink smells like alien egg goop from those egg toys I used to have in each would be an alien and a blob of goop well the Spunk Lube Pink smells like the goop.

9th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews, Segzi

Segzi Stroker – Karla Karter

This Karla Karter was given to me free of charge in exchange for my honest review by Segzi. The Karla Karter Stroker is made by Segzi they also do a mini version. Since I don’t have a penis attached to my body only silicone ones I have to borrow my Fiance’s Cock for this review. He will write the next segment of the review so you can get his perspective on the toy.

“Just from the title, I can tell you that it definitely hits the spot! With the Segzi Stroker making its first appearance with Karla Karter as the model showing of this excellent piece of pussy, she is pictured on the packaging holding the stroker which I think is quite adequate and aims directly at the male market who want to be able to have a realistic experience when masturbating. With Karla Karter holding the stroker it’s as if she is promoting that the stroker will be like having sex with her. It’s time to get to business. A fair warning to all users of masturbators “They are TIGHT!” so I would recommend using quite a few squirts of lube to fix the tightness. It’s basically like any other vagina, real or not… If it’s tight then lube it up. It will make it easier for your cock to glide right in.

When I first opened the box to the stroker and unscrewed the Masturbator to reveal vagina, I was amazed by the quality of the product. As soon as I started to feel the texture of the vagina itself I felt as if it was top of the range quality and I was very happy to have this model in my hands to try, for this being the first male sex toy for myself to try out I was chuffed. I loved every part of this stroker, from the outside to the inside!

5th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Ann Summers, Flavoured Lube, Lube, Reviews

Juicy Lube Coconut – Ann Summers

As flavoured lubes go ann summers do a lot of flavours in their own brand Juicy Lube. This lube is water based and is safe to use with sex toys and not only just sex toys but silicone toys too. So before you ready your dragon dildos for a BJ take a moment to hear my thoughts on the coconut flavoured Juicy Lube.

This lube is a thick clear lube is very sticky with it being flavoured lube I expected it to be sticky due to the sweet flavourings. The lube smells like coconut and upon taste testing this lube I noticed it did not really taste of coconut but it did taste like a certain alcoholic Caribbean drink that I usually have with coke. On that not I had to refrain myself from drinking the lube straight out of the tube to putting it to use on Mr’s cock. I am a fan of BJ’s and love my Mrs penis so any excuse to get up close and personal to his cock makes me happy. The lube was easy to apply however while rubbing it on him my hands go so sticky I did lick the lube from my fingers finding this to be arousing for both of us. Once he was covered in the shiny wet cover I licked his head tasting the coconut and went crazy with greed I then took him all in and sucked every last drop of lube of him. It is really yummy stuff.

4th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Fun Factory, Reviews, Storage

Fun Factory – Toy Bag Medium

c9U89iV6 This toy storage bag was given to me in return for my honest unbiased review by FunFactory, thank you to Fun Factory for the chance to review their storage pouch.

As like most people who have a lot of sex toys I struggle to store them trying to make sure different types of silicones don’t come in contact with each other can be tricky so when I asked Fun factory to send me one of their bags I hoped it would help me figure out if that’s what I needed. Lets face it the boxes your toys come in when they’re new aren’t going to last forever, they’ll get ripped or crushed and you’ll have to eventually get rid of the packaging. And the space those boxes take up is unbelievable.

5E6QZSIu I was able to fit my Bouncer in the storage bag, the storage bag is made out of a waterproof fabric much like the ones you find on the covers of tent bags. It is smooth and there are no sharp edges that will damage my dildos. The bag has a stamp/badge of the Fun Factory logo and an easy to use zip to open the bag.

I currently have all my silicone dildos in different draws however this is ridiculous because the draws are not even half full causing me too loose out on storage space. So I took the Bouncer and placed it inside the bag and put it in the draw amongst my Bad Dragon dildos. The bag worked well ensuring the Bouncer did not come in to any contact with my other dildos keeping the Bouncer safe and also not damaging my other dildos. I can now store different types of silicone dildos together in the same draw because of tis toy bag making the most of my storage space.

3rd February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Company, Dildo, Fun Factory, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Bouncer

B_ae2NhE I was sent the Bouncer Shake Stub in return for my honest review from Fun Factory. They were very generous to give me the Bouncer and this will not affect my review in any way. The bouncer is a unique dildo that has 3 balls inside that rotate when the dildo is moved. It also has a base which doubles as a suction cup. The bouncer is silicone and let me tell you it is one of the smoothest silicone’s I’ve ever felt.

Y6A6LHVz After I finished with the novelty of sticking the bouncer on every flat surface I could find in my house I decided to get to work and use the bouncer for what it was made for. I stuck the Bouncer to a flat surface and began to ride it this was amazing, The balls felt so great as I rode it I could feel the balls pop in and out of my vag I liked this popping sensation. I’d describe the feeling of using the Bouncer as getting stimulation from kegal balls but also having great dildo pleasure at the same time is a totally unique feeling unlike anyone I’ve ever had before.

3rd February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Reviews, Silicone, Tantus

Tantus Sport Short

I won this Tantus Sport short in the New Year’s give away which was by Ali’s Addiction. So many thanks to Ali’s Addiction for my competition prize!

Well they say size matters for a reason. This dildo kind of let me down. I heard good things about tantus however when I tried the sport with it being my first tantus dildo I was surprised by how soft the silicone was for a g-spot stim it was a bit too soft for my liking.

The handle of the sport is a tear drop shape which is perfect to hold during thrusting I found if I placed my thumb over the top if the tear drop and the rest of my hand underneath I could have complete control of the dildo. This dildo is also harness compatible so it’s great for those who like to engage in harness play. The silicone is body safe and also really hygienic you can sterilize it, boil it or use 10% bleach solution. Making it great for women who like to share toys or it can be used for a female couple to engage in sex with a harness the hygienic-ness is perfect for female couples as it can be sterilized in between use from each woman.

28th January 2015 by KinkyKitten

Butt Plug, Reviews, Silicone

Cupcake Butt Plug – Gespenst Fantasy Gear

This plug is just so cute! I couldn’t help but wonder how adorable it would look between my cheeks. I purchased this plug from Gespenst fantasy gear on his etsy shop I have purchased from this seller before and was pleased with his products.

The cupcake butt plug is so pretty mine is a blue base with pink swirl the blue silicone is quite firm however the swirl is soft this did not bother me as the swirl is the part that stays outside the ass. After testing its durability and strength by getting my Mr to pull on it like a tug rope to reassure me it won’t get stuck. We decided to test it out.

My Mr covered the plug in water based lube I found this arousing in itself. Then he slowly inserted the plug into my ass the feeling was quite amazing the plug is the right size for me and fit quite snugly inside my ass. When it popped all the way in I was wondering how Mr felt did he think it was pretty? Did it look great? Well I felt that it did look great. So to test this even further we had sex while I wore the butt plug this was great being a fan of DP when I’m really horny I thought the plug was a great companion for us while we were having sex I couldn’t help but reach round to feel the plug in my ass. However the joy was short lived as the pressure of my Mr’s dick forced the plug to pop out of my ass we had to shove it back in a few times but on the whole it was a funny experience that had us both in fits of giggles.

28th January 2015 by KinkyKitten

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