I won this in a competition through the pico bong facebook page I got to choose a prize this was it I couldn’t resist the irony of having a yellow transformer being abit of a film geek. All of pico bong’s products are brightly coloured and appeal to the younger market I would say judging by the website graphics ect.
The Transformer is a unique vibe that is made of two vibrating egg shaped ends which are joined together by a bendable chord. It can be bent into any shape of your choosing: on the box it gives a few examples you have:
- Rabbit vibe (Inside and out)
- Corkscrew For (Him and her)
- Lotus (Face to face)
- Surround sound (Stereo Pleasure)
- Double Trouble (Cheek to cheek)
- Curious
The transformer features three buttons which ae on the one vibe and are covered in silicone. The + button increases the vibration speed/pattern and the – button decreases it. When you double press the M button it takes you to the highest vibration speed setting. You can travel lock your Transformer by holding the + and – buttons simultaneously for 3 seconds. When pressed once the M button will cycle through the modes. I do not recommend putting this one inside you as you may get gunk stuck in the indentations of the buttons also if this one is inside you, you are unable to change the vibe settings which could be frustrating mid-session. Other than that I have no negative thoughts on this vibe.





I took this quote from the website just because it tells you in detail of what the Rhino does and I felt that it best described this without me confusing you. “As you move your now larger penis in and out during intercourse these rings stroke the shaft, a very important feature in the Motion Transfer Technology system. Penis enlargement is just part of it. As the body heat of your lover passes through The Rhino, your body heat is transferred back to her. The Rhino’s unique material forms and contours to each of her pelvic contractions, transferring to the Inner Pleasure Rings allowing you to experience all the reactions of vaginal stimulation. The Inner Pleasure Rings glide blissfully across the erogenous zones of your penis. This is a key factor that no other penis extender has anywhere in the World.” That really did some up what the Rhinos are about for me if you doubt me on this try them yourself?




Mr turned on the E2 and began to insert it, I didn’t need any lube as I was super excited and the vibe has little girth, once inserted I found that the curve aligned with my body shape and fit snuggly in my vag. Mr thrust vigorously changing to a pulse setting I then grabbed the vibe wanting more thrusts than he was giving he watched as I changed to the high speed setting. I thrust again and again showing him what I needed. He then took the vibe from me and the speed changed which was due to the touch control being brushed across this was sort of frustrating for me. He then put it back to the right setting and thrust like I showed him to I could feel my G spot throbbing, growing with my arousal I needed to come. A couple more thrusts sent me over the edge the Ovo shot out of me and I came so hard.



The Jungle Jaguar was sent to me in return for my honest review by Blush Novelties. Thank you to Blush Novelties who have also sent me the 

On inspection of Simon I fund that there was no charge port and the wire had a little magnetic emblem which attaches to the emblem on the toy to charge it! What an amazing way to charge this toy! This means it is super water proof as there is no holes for fluid to get into the vibe! And what’s more it lights up when charging it looks truly stunning. The silicone on the Simon is silky soft and doesn’t catch too much dust which is fab. Each wave is designed to give maximum texture during use. Also the vibrations on this vibe are the one of the quietest I’ve heard it’s barely audible!

As my first dildo I expected little stimulation. I was so used to buying vibes. I never wanted to buy a dildo thinking I needed the vibes to orgasm. When I saw this beauty I had to try it out. With a secret soft spot for vampires I could finally make my fantasy real!