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Bringing you the latest Sex Toy Reviews that I have thoroughly put to the test, here you’ll find reviews of Dildos, Vibrators, Dildos, Fantasy Sex Toys, Masturbators, Couples Toys, Bondage items and many more.

Lube, Reviews, Silicone Lube

Spunk Lube Silicone

DSC_0080 I was given the spunk lube silicone from STR8cam Jeff the creator and owner of Spunk Lube in return for my honest review.

Spunk lube silicone is made from 100% clear silicone, that is created from a blend of different pure silicones. It is designed to leave your skin feeling soft, it is none drying and is easier to wash off then most silicone lubes. Which let’s face it is a nightmare, I hate the fact that most silicone lubes I’ve tried are a pain to clean off my toys so Jeff has designed this lube with the fact it needs to be able to wash off in mind.

Spunk Lube Silicone does not contain any additives or preservatives and it is none staining and toy safe (Only used on toys that aren’t silicone!). So this means that you can used it on your favourite Glass, wood and metal toys. It also has an infinite shelf life due to the fact it doesn’t contain any additives or water, this means you can purchase some and it won’t have to be thrown away after a few months with half a bottle left.

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Lumunu, Rabbit, Reviews

LUMUNU Wand and Rabbit Attachment

GzB4aa5d I was sent the LUMUNU Wand and Rabbit Attachment free of charge by LUMUNU in return for my honest review.

The Wand itself is in-between a large and small wand so I would say a medium in size with a silicone head. The attachment itself has a spiralling detail that goes all the way around the shaft. The clitoral Arm is triangular in shape and features lots of bump and nodule texture, this textured arm spreads out the labia for a more spread out stimulation.

The wand is rechargeable like most of the LUMUNU products so make sure you charge it beforehand so there is no disappointment when it comes to turning it on. A LED light will turn on when the Wand is being charged.

Lumunu wand+ attachmentThe controls on this Wand are very easy to navigate. First of all the speed of the vibrations are controlled by a wheel, that you simple scroll up to turn on and increase the vibrations, and scroll down to decrease the vibrations and turn off the wand. Now for the clever bit this wand has a pulsation setting, this is turned on by holding down the purple button on the side of the wand to have a continuous pulsation you need to hold the button down for as long as you wish it to pulsate for.

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Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Pedro The Cactus

bE-jdlIG I was given the Pedro The Cactus by Primal Hardwere in return for my honest review. The reason I chose this dildo to review from them is that it has so much girth and I wanted the challenge it is the girthiest dildo I now have.

Pedro is a cactus it looks so real I am tempted to use it as an ornament on my window sill then if I get asked if its real I will say no it’s a dildo and giggle at the response I get. It looks amazing. Pedro is made from soft silicone however it isn’t as soft as most softs are I would say it equals to bad dragons medium which I don’t mind as I like my dildos firm anyway. I like the Firmness to be firm so I can feel as most of the texture as I can. Pedro has quite a few details that are worth noting instead of prickly spine it has indentations that are circular like where the spines would’ve been if it was a real cactus obviously you wouldn’t want to shove a real one inside you. Also Pedro has a life size plant pot base this is quite thick so I find that it is great to grip being a bit of a thrust whore when I masturbate the base helps me control the dildo more easily.

Pedro comes in one colour which is the natural colour of the San Pedro Cactus which it is modelled after. Hence its name. Pedro is a novelty and I think that primal hardware have really had a great idea of taking the worst thing you would want to have inside you and turning it into a dildo this is right up my ally I have said before I like thinks that are strange and unusual especially when it comes to dildos. They have med it the most stimulating they can adding in dents, bumps and ridges this is both a texture and girth lovers’ wet dream!

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Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Squeeze Rabbit

DSC_0141I was given the Squeeze Rabbit free of charge from Bondara in return for my honest review the fact I received this item free will not effect this review at all.

The Squeeze me touch censored rabbit is made from silicone. It features a dolphin like shape clitoral stimulator and has dual motors pone in the clitoral arm and one in the shaft. This rabbit has 12 vibration modes. The touch pressure pad is made also from silicone. The shaft on this rabbit is curved to stimulate the g spot.

DSC_0140The functions are easy to use on this rabbit the top button turns the squeeze mode on and you can squeeze the pressure pad and it will increase the vibrations, as soon as you release the pressure you have on the pad it will decrease the intensity of the vibrations. This is very responsive and if you squeeze hard enough you are able to get high setting vibrations. This may make your hand ache due to the fact you have to squeeze the pad and keep squeezing for it to stay at a steady vibrating speed. It is quite the novelty though.

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Dildo, Fleshjack, Fleshlight, Masturbator, Reviews

Fleshlight Freaks Alien

Dildo

DSC_0151We received the Fleshlight Alien Dildo and Fleshlight in return for our honest review by Fleshlight. We decided to do another couples review as it is something different. You can purchase the Freaks range in both Couples sets and individual so it only seemed logical for us to do couples reviews for those who want to know what the fleshlight and the dildo are like.

The Alien dildo is an amazing blue colour which suits me perfectly because I love the color blue however I would’ve liked it to be green or even grey for those who are familiar with those alien documentaries where people claim to have experienced aliens they have different types, the greys are superior to the normal green aliens. Anyway I think this would’ve suited better never mind that’s just my personal opinion, and as you may figure out the blue color resembles the alien beings in a certain film that almost everyone has watched.

DSC_0150The Alien Dildo features two bellends which are fused together I would’ve thought that they would spilt just to make it more interesting but I like it none the less. The heads are really well shaped for me and I really like the way they have been designed. The shaft starts thin then gets more girth towards the middle then narrows slightly to the base. The base features a great set of balls quite similar to the drac’s and it is great for using as a grip when thrusting. The shaft is made what looks like two that are fused together much like the bellends with little details such as raised nubs and vein like texture which when you take a closer look add to the realness of this dildo. Making the experience you have Extra Terrestrial and one you will not forget.

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Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Trent The Triceratops

6FJEmZUu When I saw Bad Dragon had released a Triceratops Dildo I was practically drooling I went through a dino faze as a child it started with Barney then escalated to triceratops which soon become my favorite dino. So I contacted Bad Dragon and asked if I could review Trent for them. Having spent my budget already on two dildos from them I couldn’t buy him which I was devastated about.

FIaAqTBhSteven got back to me and said he was currently looking for reviews on Trent so my luck was in and I was shipped a Trent. My Trent is a Medium in Firm firmness with a suction cup. The colour I chose was Big Tops because I think that I couldn’t have chosen a better colour for Trent it is so realistic for a triceratops. I chose the suction Cup because although I have 9 Bad Dragon dildos none of them have a suction cup so I wanted to see how well it would suction itself to stuff.

This dildo is a beauty the girth is amazing and it larger than a shaft on my Bruce so Trent is a very hefty Beast. Towards the base of the shaft the muscular sections also have amazingly lifelike vein detailing which is barely visible but you can definitely feel the veins protruding from the shaft. The suction cup is built into the base. The base has a slight curve indentation so that it can suction to stuff far more better looking than dildos which have a round suction cup protruding out of the base. The suction cup Works relatively well and sticks to almost anything without falling out of place and it one of the strongest suction cups I have experienced.

e6baScIdI wanted to try Trent with the suction cup in use however I was out of spaces to stick him so I opted for the bathroom toilet seat there is enough room in there so I could be comfortable and have an amazing jack of session without worrying about getting a cramp.

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Clit Stim, Company, Insertable, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone, Tenga, Type, Vibrator

Iroha minamo

-hDDcA5N When I saw Lovehoney had this vibe on sale I had to have it I have heard great things about the squish of the iroha range and this one comes in an amazing storage case which when the buttons are faced onto the metal studs charges the vibe via the electric connection. You can get the Iroha Minamo at Tenga. The case is rectangular and features a button to open the case just press the button and the case flips up its so cool it’s like a futuristic way of storing your vibes plus while on charge no one will know it contains a vibe it doesn’t feature the iroha symbol and is plain so it’s very discreet when is storage or charging.

RwWRrpU5Well let me tell you this vibe is so silky smooth it is amazing it is made from a dust free silica gel which is amazingly soft and this vibe unlike most vibes which are hard and feel unnatural this is so life like compared to other vibes you can pinch the end and it will mould to your form and sink back again. The waves are so amazing they are meant to feel comfortable and be in sync with your vag.

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Clit Stim, Fun Factory, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Tiger G5

DSC_0129I was given the Tiger G5 by fun factory after I received an email from them letting me know they are releasing a new line of vibes and asked if I would like to be sent one. Of course I did! The fact I received the tiger G5 free of charge is not going to affect what I say in this review at all.

DSC_0119I inserted the Tiger G 5 into my pussy and my pussy immediately clenched around the shaft hugging it with gratitude. The first vibe setting was enough to start with as I thrust quite quickly my excitement arose I then knocked it up to the second vibration setting then slowed my thrusts then decided to go full whack with the vibes and put it on high my thrusts slowed to an almost stand still and I slowly pushed and pulled the G5 into my vag feeling every bit of texture my pussy ached for more the vibrations tingling my nerve endings at the entrance as I got so close to puling it all out I pushed slowly in again. Enjoying the pleasure I was almost overwhelmed. I cycled through pulsations the gradual one made my clit waken up bringing me to the top then back down again. I looped my finger so that it was through the handle and pressed firmly towards me so that the clit stim rested on my clit the soft silicone shaft bending to accommodate my vag. I held this position and switched back to the highest setting feeling I was so close revelling in the pleasure I was getting and then…. Bliss pure bliss as I orgasmed so hard it made my head spin.

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Dildo, Love Honey, Reviews, Silicone

Colours Dildo

DSC_0130I Purchased this dildo from Lovehoney wanting a suction cup dildo and also it was a pretty purple colour which matches my blog so I just had to have it didn’t i?

So the Colours dildo is a realistic dildo made of pure silicone it also has a suction cup on the bottom which is quite sturdy and lives up to allot of pulling and tugging without moving. It is 6 inches in length and has a circumference of 4.5 inches. So this dildo is beginner friendly and the perfect dildo for a beginner my first dildo was the Fleshlight drac I wanted something semi realistic without being too realistic that it is gross looking. However If this was available I would’ve gotten it, it is super versatile sop even more experienced users can use it. It is also harness compatible. The texture on this dildo is great the vein texture is really apparent that it gives it so much texture and you can really feel this when it is use. The bulbous head is just so perfectly formed and I think makes this dildo fantastic to look at but it also stimulates the g spot very easily when your using this dildo.

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Dildo, Glass, Reviews

Icicles no 12 – Glass Rose Dildo

pK3d4pa7I purchased icicles 12 from amazon as I found that this was the cheapest place to buy it from I had my eye on the 12 for a while and I have to say it is one of the prettiest glass dildos I have ever seen.

Icicles 12 is in the shape of a rose the tip features a very finely crafted rose flower tip which is in a light pink colour I quite like the way the tip looks. Icicles 12 has a flared base which means it can be used for anal play the 3 bulbous bumps up the shaft would create the perfect sensation when used anally much like anal beads they would pop.

toy_yxp9I used this dildo with my sliquid silk lube as I felt it would cling to the glass the way I wanted. Insertion was quite easy and although there is detailing on the tip this didn’t affect me inserting it. I felt each bump enter me making a popping sensation which I quite like as each brushed past my g spot. I was only able to insert it up to the last bump with my vag stopping half way over it I felt it hit my cervix but that is expected due to glass not having much give. Thrusting was incredible with the Icicles 12 I found the bulbs popped in and out my vag as I thrust it deep and also shallower I felt the bulbs brush my g spot then pop I really enjoyed this feeling. I placed the tip of the dildo on my clit and twisted the dildo in a circular back and forth movement I found the texture of the rose petals felt good when rubbed across my clit like this.

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