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Bringing you the latest Sex Toy Reviews that I have thoroughly put to the test, here you’ll find reviews of Dildos, Vibrators, Dildos, Fantasy Sex Toys, Masturbators, Couples Toys, Bondage items and many more.

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Trigger Warnings, Baby Announcements and Other Shit

Okay I didn’t know this was a post I was going to write but I need to vent I need to speak out because I have spent years suffering in silence. I have a shit tonne of health conditions, impingement and fluid on my knees underactive thyroid and most recently Endometriosis. I had my children very young, because of this I never got the excitement other people got, family members didn’t want to know but I had to just shrug my shoulders. Now because of this all I have ever known is to be a mom I left school and went straight into mommy mode. I adore my kids and that’s the reason I knew I wanted more! I do everything for them I haven’t even thought about myself in nearly 7 years nights out are a no go, I barely even get to go to the toilet in piece. That’s how I like things I love being a mom and I’m incredibly blessed to even get that chance.

I am still very young much younger than the typical mother and I have recently been confirmed to have endometriosis. This effects fertility (My underactive thyroid also effects fertility which is why we agreed to have our second as soon as we could) mainly the excruciating pelvic pain is nothing compared to the pain I have had to cope with mentally. Rewind 2 years ago: I got married I was in great health and wanted so much to have another baby. Mr wasn’t ready so I wasn’t going to be pressurising him into having a child he didn’t want. I waited and waited and last year we finally agreed to have another child, once I got better. After 3 operations in 12 months I now know I won’t ever get better I’ll only ever get worse(I’m having to race against my endo so that I am still fertile the clock is ticking and I don’t even know if it’s stopped for good). So we agreed to try for a baby(If by some miracle I can have one) We were supposed to start after my op by Mr wanted to wait until my post op appointment for the all clear, That’s not until the end of May/June so that was the final decision.

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Tenga – Flip Hole Zero: Electronic Vibration

The Flip Hole Zero EV (known as Electronic Vibration) was given to us by Tenga for an honest review. At first sight, you can see that the box is much bigger than the usual Flip range. Usually, you would receive the flip hole zero within its plastic container and stand. Instead, the Flip Hole Zero EV comes within a box allowing storage for manuals and charging cables. Keeping everything together is excellent for organised people, just like my self as I always like to know that the charging cable and every other useful necessity together. The outer box shows a visual of the product at the front allowing people to see what is contained within the box, this wouldn’t help people who like to keep their toys discreet around their house. However, this is not a usual looking sex toy as this could be confused with a wireless Bluetooth speaker. On the back of the box, you will see a short description of the product and its specifications, this could save time in looking through a manual.

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Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples

I received the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Satisfyer. Satisfyer have revolutionised the Pulse/Suction Stimulation trend. They have created pulse toys suitable for almost every budget and purpose. I enjoy most of their products and recommend you check them out if you haven’t already done so.

The Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples is a take on a couple’s vibrator. These vibrators can typically be used during Penis in Vaginal sex they are designed to enhance the experience for both partners. Satisfyer have taken this and applied their iconic pulse technology so that the clitoral arm now dons a Satisfyer pulse/ suction tip.

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Fleshlight, Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews, Silicone

Fleshlight Quickshot: Vantage

 

The Fleshlight Quickshot: Vantage was given to us by The Pleasure Garden for an honest review, Pleasure Garden Shop are a UK based company who offer Body safe, Sex positive shopping experience. Along with their Garden parties, this service allows them to visit you in a typical “Sex Toy Party” fashion but give you inclusive and more body safe sex education. I think that they have a wonderful mind-set and I do wish that more of the “Sex Toy Party” companies offered information on what is body safe instead of promoting that. Pleasure Garden Shop are revolutionising this and I do wish they are incredibly successful because the average person would not know the basic sex toy information and usually gets led astray by companies who are uneducated. Huge thank you to Pleasure Garden Shop for sending us the Fleshlight Quickshot: Vantage to review. The fact we received this product free of charge will not affect the outcome of this review but we do recommend you go and check out the Pleasure Garden Shop.

At first glance we notice that the Fleshlight Quickshot: Vantage is opaque which makes up for a very erotic experience you are able to visually see the process of the penetration every thrust and stretch of the sleeve.  This is a stroker more than a masturbator due to there being two entrances either side allowing you to choose which entrance you would like to use to penetrate. It also means you are able to penetrate through the other end which makes for great couples play but I’ll get into that more later on. Adding to that you’ll notice that this is smaller than most strokers, purely from my experience with strokers their normally at least 5 inches. From what I can tell with the Fleshlight Quickshot: Vantage it seems to be around about 3 inches which is quite short for a stroker. It is very much similar to the size of a clasped hand.

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Iroha Zen Yuzucha

I received the Iroha Zen Yuzucha free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Iroha/ Tenga. I have been a fan of their products since before I started blogging the Iroha Minamo kick started my love for their infamous squishy silicone. I really do recommend checking Iroha out all of their products are designed to be elegant and they’re always in the prettiest of colours.

Iroha have just release a new line of vibrators called Iroha Zen. The Iroha Zen range has a very unusual design which is based on a bamboo whisk used to make Matcha tea, each colour variation has a name that also relates to a types of tea.

The Colour options are Green (Matcha- Green Tea), Orange (Yuzucha- Citrus tea) and Slamon Pink (Hanatcha-Floral tea) each of these colours are stunning and I love how Iroha always manage to colour their products like no other company they stick to colourful unusual colours. I was given the choice of colour and I have to admit it was tricky to choose between the Green and Orange but I settled for the Orange because I don’t come by Orange sextoys often. There’s only so much Pink and Purple I can cope with, in fact this is my very first Orange sextoy!

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Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration

I was given the Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Satisfyer. They have taken the Sex Toy world by storm create pulse/wave clitoral stimulator with various attributes to suit everyone’s price budget and needs. Something other companies have not been able to do. They make amazing products and I highly recommend you check them out if you’ve not already done so. The fact I was given this product free of charge will not affect my review at all.

Satisfyer have now made their products even more amazing. They have just released a range of pulse stimulators with a difference. They have a G Spot rabbit with a pulse stimulator on the clitoral arm, a couple’s toy with a pulse stimulator on the clitoral arm and they have updated the original models and have designed a newer model that includes vibrations.

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Clit Stim, G Spot, Insertable, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone, Type, Vibrator

Bumpy Betty

I received the Bumpy Betty free of charge in exchange for my honest review for PinkB.O.B the fact I was given this product free of charge will not affect the outcome of my review. PinkB.O.B are an American company who offer budget friendly sex toys feel free to check them out.

The Bumpy Betty comes packaged in clear plastic packaging. You are able to see the vibrator through the packaging. It also comes with a leaflet inside that gives you tips from PinkB.O.B on how to achieve orgasm.

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Rocks Off OhhMoji

I received the Rocks Off OhhMoji free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Rocks Off. The fact I received this product free of charge will not affect the outcome of this review. If you haven’t already heard of Rocks Off where have you been? No seriously you should check them out, not only do they offer affordable sex toys but they are well made and extremely strong.

When I received the Rocks Off OhhMoji I was just stunned at how cute it was the packaging had Kinky Emoji’s all along the side. The Rocks Off OhhMoji itself actually has Kinkmoji faces and Eggplant emoji’s all over the shaft. It has a speech bubble with “Ohh My” printed near the base with a shocked Emoji.

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Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews, Vibrator

Hot Octopuss – Pocket Pulse Remote

We have received the Pocket Pulse Remote from Hot Octopuss for an honest review, at first glance the packaging shows that this is a luxury item. Can it prove to us that it’s a luxury item? Moving on we can see that included with the Pocket Pulse Remote is a Hot Octopuss silk bag to keep the product safe from contact with other sex toys. Also allowing people to be more discreet with their sex toys by keeping them safe, hidden away and out of sight. Considering I have a horde of sex toys I will be making use out of the included silk bag,  this will allow me to store any added extras with the pocket pulse remote. Contents of the silk-bag contain the Pocket Pulse, charging cable and remote, this is brilliant as you can keep all the accessories in one place giving you the option not to lose the charging cable or remote which would most likely happen.

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Cyborg Exploration Cock

I received the Cyborg Exploration Cock free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Meo. Meo are a German based company who specialise in making more fetish items readily available, they also have a huge range of anal products for men. I do recommend checking them out, I have previously reviewed for them and they have been awesome to work with. The fact I was given this product free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of my review.

There’s no denying this dildo looks familiar to me. As someone who owns vast amounts of fantasy cock I have seen the shaft before…  Flint! However the Flint also has a different set of balls the Cyborg Exploration Cock has a more realistic textured set of balls and a suction cup.

I have thought about buying the flint various times I am actually relieved that Meo have the Cyborg Exploration Cock because it is undeniably cheaper and still made from great quality silicone! I love BadDragon but I have literally spent hundreds in customs charges on top of the hundreds I’ve already paid for the actual dildo. So I’m glad Meo are giving people a chance to experience the design at a cheaper price.

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