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Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Stefan The Gnome

DSC_0091I purchased Stefan The Gnome in a white Firm from Gespenst fantasy gear I love the fact that it is unusual and gradually builds up in girth. Gespenst Fantasy Gear sell Silicone dildos that are medical grade and high quality and also welcome custom orders so you can have your dildo suited for your need they are one of my favourite shops for silicone dildos and the quality of the products they produce is immaculate.

Stefan is easy to insert due to the tapered tip. When inserting him I feel a gradual stretch as he fills me this is amazing. Stefan is also great for thrusting due to being firm. So I thrust him shallow and I was able to feel the little details such as his face, the beard and the hat. The details brushed the opening of my vag giving me more of the texture I love. When I warmed up to his girth I found I was able to take all of Stefan and as I reached the end of his coat I felt it pop just inside my vag and he stayed put this would be ideal to use as a vag plug to have in while engaging in anal play or having a clitoral orgasm I found this incredible as I felt Stefan pop out my vag when it contracted during orgasm, or even an anal plug because its firm however he is extremely girthy and too girthy for my ass.

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Dildo, Divine Interventions, Reviews, Silicone

Jackhammer Jesus

DSC_0040 The lord worked his miracle magic on me and resurrected the orgasm from within my body causing it to burst from me with the sound of gospel choir ringing through my ears.

The Jackhammer Jesus was Gifted to me in return for my honest no biased review by Divine Interventions. They sell a lot of usual Religious toys as well as Non-Denominational dildos. Each of these dildos are a work of art and not for the faint hearted when it comes to beliefs. However I do not practice any religion other than the fact I was baptised as a baby I don’t have any religious beliefs.

DSC_0046The review of this dildo is basically down to the fact I like unusual dildos and I am fascinated by dildos that are also art pieces in my mind this dildo is a piece of art. This review is going to be filled with Jesus puns so if you’re easily offended please read an alternative review, I will try not to make them too cheesy.

The JackHammer Jesus is a cross with Jesus on however the bottom of the cross is phallus shaped. It has chevron grooves on the back and also a quite sizeable bell end. The crosses handle is great to grip when trusting making the experience comfortable.

The insertion of the dildo was quite an effort so once lubed I felt more comfortable when the head of the dildo entered me. The chevrons made a popping sensation as they entered my vag I enjoy this very much I love textured dildos and this dildo has great texture. The thrusting with Jesus was a breeze the handle of the cross worked to grasp whilst I was being touched by the lord my initial thought was it was truly unlike any other I’ve felt so firm yet so textured. I however could not take all of Jesus he is just too lengthy however the texture I got when I reached the figure of Jesus on this dildo was great it gave that extra bit of girth to stretch me a little wider. I had the most shattering orgasm as I thrust him deep within me. Praise the Lord.

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Butt Plug, Fifty Shades of Grey, Reviews, Silicone

Something Forbidden Butt Plug

DSC_0060After my first experience with but plugs I was terrified to try anal play I got a beginners plug from Ann summers and it was huge and certainly not for beginners at all. So when I saw how small this plug was I had to try and brave anal play and get Something Forbidden.

DSC_0063Something Forbidden is very simple it has a pull ring to make sure you can pull it out easily and also if you’re afraid it might disappear you can put your finger though the ring and hold it for extra reassurance. The silicone is a sleek and sexy shade of black with the Fifty Shades of grey brand logo engraved into the silicone near the base of the plug. I think this design is simple yet effective. The size pf this plug like I earlier stated is small the length being the size of a wedding ring finger with the width being the width of two of my fingers. This is great for those who have tried anal fingering but want to venture to something a little more advanced.

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Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Bruce The Shark

dynJaibAI have been longing to own a Bruce The Shark  for so long now. So I contacted Bad Dragon to ask for a product to review to my surprise they asked me which I would like to review well I love all their dildos but I figured now was the time to get a Bruce. So Bad Dragon sent me Bruce in return for my unbiased review which is amazingly kind of them.

My Bruce is the standard size as this dildo only has one size option however this equals to a medium from bad dragon. The firmness I chose was firm this is because I knew I was going to used Bruce for double penetration, and the firm would be easier to insert anally. I chose custom colours which turned out amazing the base is a dark blue and the shafts are a pale pink colour I wanted to make it realistic so that it could resemble my favourite cartoon character of a well-known film about fish. A great white shark who ironically has the same name as Bruce.

When I received my Bruce I was surprised how heavy the box was and also how big it was having previously only ordered small toys minus the Hanns which was one size but now classed as medium, I thought I couldn’t possibly take up that much room. Upon opening the box I pulled out the bad dragon labelled bag which was quite heavy and out came Brucie well I was shocked at the sheer size of him he was so large and very girthy. My initial thought was “This is going to be a challenge”.

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Company, Dildo, Fun Factory, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Bouncer

B_ae2NhEI was sent the Bouncer Shake Stub in return for my honest review from Fun Factory. They were very generous to give me the Bouncer and this will not affect my review in any way. The bouncer is a unique dildo that has 3 balls inside that rotate when the dildo is moved. It also has a base which doubles as a suction cup. The bouncer is silicone and let me tell you it is one of the smoothest silicone’s I’ve ever felt.

Y6A6LHVzAfter I finished with the novelty of sticking the bouncer on every flat surface I could find in my house I decided to get to work and use the bouncer for what it was made for. I stuck the Bouncer to a flat surface and began to ride it this was amazing, The balls felt so great as I rode it I could feel the balls pop in and out of my vag I liked this popping sensation. I’d describe the feeling of using the Bouncer as getting stimulation from kegal balls but also having great dildo pleasure at the same time is a totally unique feeling unlike anyone I’ve ever had before.

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Dildo, Reviews, Silicone, Tantus

Tantus Sport Short

B7zanOvIcAEI3BsI won this Tantus Sport short in the New Year’s give away which was by Ali’s Addiction. So many thanks to Ali’s Addiction for my competition prize!

Well they say size matters for a reason. This dildo kind of let me down. I heard good things about tantus however when I tried the sport with it being my first tantus dildo I was surprised by how soft the silicone was for a g-spot stim it was a bit too soft for my liking.

DSC_0205The handle of the sport is a tear drop shape which is perfect to hold during thrusting I found if I placed my thumb over the top if the tear drop and the rest of my hand underneath I could have complete control of the dildo. This dildo is also harness compatible so it’s great for those who like to engage in harness play. The silicone is body safe and also really hygienic you can sterilize it, boil it or use 10% bleach solution. Making it great for women who like to share toys or it can be used for a female couple to engage in sex with a harness the hygienic-ness is perfect for female couples as it can be sterilized in between use from each woman.

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Butt Plug, Reviews, Silicone

Cupcake Butt Plug – Gespenst Fantasy Gear

DSC_0084This plug is just so cute! I couldn’t help but wonder how adorable it would look between my cheeks. I purchased this plug from Gespenst fantasy gear on his etsy shop I have purchased from this seller before and was pleased with his products.

The cupcake butt plug is so pretty mine is a blue base with pink swirl the blue silicone is quite firm however the swirl is soft this did not bother me as the swirl is the part that stays outside the ass. After testing its durability and strength by getting my Mr to pull on it like a tug rope to reassure me it won’t get stuck. We decided to test it out.

DSC_0085My Mr covered the plug in water based lube I found this arousing in itself. Then he slowly inserted the plug into my ass the feeling was quite amazing the plug is the right size for me and fit quite snugly inside my ass. When it popped all the way in I was wondering how Mr felt did he think it was pretty? Did it look great? Well I felt that it did look great. So to test this even further we had sex while I wore the butt plug this was great being a fan of DP when I’m really horny I thought the plug was a great companion for us while we were having sex I couldn’t help but reach round to feel the plug in my ass. However the joy was short lived as the pressure of my Mr’s dick forced the plug to pop out of my ass we had to shove it back in a few times but on the whole it was a funny experience that had us both in fits of giggles.

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Ann Summers, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Rampant Rabbit – The Powerful One

DSC_0050This rabbit is great if you want a rave party or even just to use it as a light saber. Yes a rabbit that does indeed light up how cool is that. The neon pink led on the shaft makes this rabbit really fun definitely something to talk about with your partner and have a good old giggle.

The ears have 7 patterns of vibration 3 of which are speeds from low to high and the other 4 are patterns, the shaft itself also has 3 speeds high, medium and low. The controls are quite easy to work on this vibe it pictures the wave button you can press to flick through the speeds and a separate one for the speeds of the ears also and on and off power button.

TDSC_0233his is by far the best rampant rabbit I have ever had. The Powerful One has strong vibrations which I love. When it came to inserting this vibe I found the soft silicone side of the shaft fell smooth as it entered the entrance to my pussy. The firmness of the plastic side made sure it stuck in place the ears sat comfortably on either side of my clit without digging into it like the mini one they were sort of more rounder which made them less irritating. The Powerful One was all I wanted in a vibe firm yet smooth. Pretty yet simple and very very powerful. I had a pulse setting on the ears and a fast speed on the shaft this drove me crazy. I was able to thrust with The Powerful One because it had a handle which I could grasp to thrust. Trusting with The Powerful one worked me up into a frenzy of pleasure. I need a lot of firmness to pleasure myself and this was brilliant I felt the hardness of the plastic yet the silicone made it feel soft as well. The pulse setting was good for my clit leading me up to climax and back again I had so much stimulation from this rabbit it was truly incredible I did indeed have various orgasms during masturbating with the Powerful One.

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Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Hanns The Mandrake

DSC_0079 This flower looks gentle but is quite the giver taking no mercy when I come to taking all of him it’s divine.

My hanns is a readymade in the toy exclusive split marble, medium size and medium firmness with a cum tube. I’ve always wanted to try bad dragons cum tube as I love it when im filled with cum I was stuck for which toy to have one in until this hanns came up on the adoptions page.

DSC_0133The hanns the mandrake has a knott which is quite girth to say the least this coupled with the extremely girthy head is a girth lovers wet dream turned into a toy. The leaf detail on the base is incredible one of the leaves is full of little bumps which I assume is for clit stimulation. The shaft is bent towards the g spot. Is there anything this toy will not stimulate! Answer, no it gets all the right spots like it’s designed to. As I had mine with a cum tube it came with a bottle of bad dragons famous cum lube and a syringe to attach to the cum tube, the syringe comes in a hygienic sealed package like the ones you see the nurses at the hospital use minus the sharp pointy needle.

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Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Bruiser The Fusion

DSC_0151Poured with love. I never intended to buy a bruiser however I was browsing through bad dragon’s adoptions page when I was him. I was hoping no one else would grab him before I could and they didn’t. He is a flop the reason being that he has a defect on the bottom of the base which is excess silicone in the shape of a heart. How cute! The red heart on the blue base just made him so special.

DSC_0153I got my bruiser the fusion his flop reason was “Love poured into base” he is a medium firmness and a small size.When inserting him into my vag the step like texture felt good then I reached the Knot the girth overtaking from the slim shaft and it became a whole new experience. As I got over the Knot I found he stayed in place I reached for a bullet and as my vag started contracting with my climax the bruiser stayed firmly where I placed him. I found the knot to be a good design feature I could have clitoral orgasms while being stuffed with bruiser and my vag not being able to push him out the fullness was Divine. Thrusting him is also great as you can feel the step like texture on the shaft brush your walls of your vag it drives me crazy. Thrusting with the Knott made me feel my vag stretch but not too much so that it was just the right amount of pressure to cause ripples of pleasure.

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