I received the Crazy CornCob from the lovely folks over at 1AToys. The sent me the product in return for my honest review. I received the corn Cob Free of charge this fact is not going to affect the outcome of my review.
So 1AToys are a company that I have only just stumbled upon. Which is a shame you all know I like my unusual dildos so I was overjoyed when I found a new dildo company where I could find crazy toys.
GODEMICHE are a UK based company that make body safe silicone sex toys. They are relatively new and have few designs however the price they offer the products at is amazingly cheap. So GODEMICHE already have the Amazing Adam dildo which is super girthy and beautifully shaped.
They decided to release a more unconventional toy. This toy is a wooden pole which is then crafted elegantly with a leather binding to create a handle. On the end of the pole is the Adam dildo. So GODEMICHE posted a tweet with a picture of the new product and asked for name recommendations. Now there where a lot of suggestions for this dildo on a stick so I decided to go for it and think of something clever. Immediately I thought the shape was reminiscent of a Lance a jousting rod that was used for attacking your opponent whilst charging at your opponent on horseback. Now I chose to suggest the word Lance for this reason however it is also a male name so it is in keeping with the male name theme.
I received the Curved Banana in return for my honest review by the amazing Self Delve. The fact I got the curved banana free of charge is not going to affect my review. Who are Self Delve? They are a German company who specialize in making unique dildos that often have a colour changing pigment in the! Cool right?
Anyway as you all know I am a little bit of a strange and unusual dildo collector of sorts, I have varied dildos ranging from zombie dildos to dragon dildos. Well Self Delve are something else! They are very positive about self-pleasure and make a wide range of fruit and veg shaped toys in there Garden of Eden range. All of these dildos are often quite symmetrical to the actual object however they are made from 100% body safe silicone. No D.I.Y dildos here!
Self Delve also make some very lovely looking none food based dildos. Like the Adam and Eve which I will be reviewing soon! They even have a Snowman themed dildo! Self Delve also make dildos to order by custom requests, see s dildo you like but want a different colour, they will make it for you. Along with this they also sell, Masturbator sleeves, penis shaped dildos, Kegel balls and ball gags.
I recieved the Captain dildo in return for my honest review free of charge by the lovely people at Good Vibrations. This is my first ever review for them and I am super excited about it. The fact I received this dildo free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of this review.
I picked out the captain due to the prominent head I thought it looked like a stunning dildo and I couldn’t wait to try it out. The Captain has a dual density firmness meaning it has a firm inner core which then has a very soft layer of silicone over the top. This makes the dildo extremely life like.
I received the Lelo Tiani 24K gold couples vibrator was given to me in return for my honest review by Lelo. The fact I was given this product Free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of this review.
I have to admit when I saw the Tiani 24K I really was dreading using it. We haven’t had much luck with couples vibes, The We –Vibe 4Plus was horrible and hurt us both, the Pulse 2 Duo was a let down on the women’s side. So you can see why we wasn’t expecting much form the Tiani 24k.
The Lelo Tiani 24K is a wearable vibrator that is also controlled by a remote. The remote also vibrates when in use this can be used to stimulate nipples or balls. The Tiani 24K is made from body safe silicone and it also has a 24K gold band around the external shaft. It also has 2 motors which means it super powerful and Has 8 settings. You can also use the Tiani 24K in the bath as it is waterproof. Like all good vibes it is rechargeable. It is available in three colours, Hot Cerise, Deep rose and Black personally I think the black goes really well with the gold overlay and it screams class.
I was given the Tenga SVR by Tenga free of charge in return for my honest review. The fact i received this product free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of this review. I agreed to review Tenga’s first cocking i have to say i was quite excited about this product. I am not a fan of cock rings in general they tend to be too weak and the on/off stimulations really irritates me. I was a little sceptical about how it was going to preform and if it was going to make me orgasm.
Okay so a few things that made me want this cock ring are that it honestly looks like a Dr Dre beats Pill speaker. The colours are also reminiscent of this aspect to. I had wanted one but sadly never got one however i did receive the Tenga SVR now this is a lovely cock ring that doesn’t have bobbly sticky out bits, No weird fastenings and not a rabbit ear in sight. The Tenga SVR is modern and sleek and i really like the way it looks. the ring is sort of hollowed out but super stretchy so will accommodate most sizes. Mr didn’t have an issue wearing it. It has a charge port on the side so that you can charge it up. YES a rechargeable cock ring no more watch batteries! Seriously though. You just charge it up for an hour and that will give you an hour play time. The Tenga SVR is also waterproof up to 50cm.
I received the Titan X5 free of charge in return for my honest review by Blush Novelties. The fact I received this toy free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of this review at all.
We were given a soloflesh for an honest review and i am going to be honest from the start, this is an amazing sex toy. This is a toy that grabs realism and chokes it with pleasure, i mean this my all time favorite sex toy and i can’t really compare anything else with it really. This has got to be the closest thing to sex out of all the sex toys that i own, In my point of view i just believe you should just drop what your doing and go buy one.
Hey It’s kim just popping in to put my perspective in Mr’s review… Well the Soloflesh V2 is amazing it is super realistic to look at whne filled with water the “walls” of the toy push out near the vagina entrance. Much like my own. The labia is stunning and very realistic, I acually fingered this masturbator to see if it was really as “real” as it claimed to be. The inner texture is remarkably realistic i can feel those grooves and odd textures like a vagina. The textures are actually modled from an actual vaginal canal. I have no idea how they did this but it is the best mastuirbator in terms of it feels exactly like a vagina. And the warmth of the water inside made t feel even more realistic along with teh fac you can feel the weight almost pushing back on you. I have to say this masturbator has a great set of buns litterally i have soem competition. I really enjoyed watchiong Mr use teh SoloFlesh V2 it was super realistic and amazingly sexy it got me all turned on just watching him. I’ll now let you read teh rest of Mr’s review…
I received the Blush novelties Nude Impressions 01 vibrating dildo in return for my honest review by the lovely people at Blush Novelties. I am very grateful to blush novelties for letting me review some of their products.
The Nude Impressions 01 has 5 vibrations speeds, 5 vibrating rhythms. It is also 100% waterproof and rechargeable. It is also made from 100% silicone and has a suction cup this also makes it harness compatible.
I was given the Sabot De Venus in return for my none bias review. My friend over at Ideedudesir kindly sent it me in return for a review.
The Sabot De Venus is a take on the Orchid. The same curved G Spot stimulator with that amazing texture. But it also has a texture handle each side offering a different texture. The top has circular nooks in two lines up the handle. The underside of the handle has that chevron texture that is on my Pappilon. The Handle can be used to stimulate the clitoris or even as another dildo. In a sense this is a multipurpose dildo and can also be a double ended one.