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Clit Stim, Fun Factory, Reviews, Vibrator

Baby Bug

The Baby Bug was given to me free of charge by Fun Factory for my honest none bias review. The Baby Bug is supposed to be a beetle however I think he looks more like a caterpillar. Baby Bug is a silicone vibrator that is also water proof and takes 2 AA batteries.

I found the manual that came with the Baby Bug hard to understand so I’m going to try and simplify the diagram instructions into simple word instructions:

To turn on press +
To flick through the 8 speeds press +
To decrease the speed press –
Hold + for 2 seconds to enter the pulsation settings.
When in pulsation mode press + to scroll through the 3 patterns.(if pressed 4 times it will take you back to the first pattern)
Hold – to get back to the speed settings
To turn off decrease speed to the lowest one then hold – for 2 seconds to turn the vibe off.

1st March 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Divine Interventions, Reviews, Silicone

Jackhammer Jesus

The lord worked his miracle magic on me and resurrected the orgasm from within my body causing it to burst from me with the sound of gospel choir ringing through my ears.

The Jackhammer Jesus was Gifted to me in return for my honest no biased review by Divine Interventions. They sell a lot of usual Religious toys as well as Non-Denominational dildos. Each of these dildos are a work of art and not for the faint hearted when it comes to beliefs. However I do not practice any religion other than the fact I was baptised as a baby I don’t have any religious beliefs.

The review of this dildo is basically down to the fact I like unusual dildos and I am fascinated by dildos that are also art pieces in my mind this dildo is a piece of art. This review is going to be filled with Jesus puns so if you’re easily offended please read an alternative review, I will try not to make them too cheesy.

The JackHammer Jesus is a cross with Jesus on however the bottom of the cross is phallus shaped. It has chevron grooves on the back and also a quite sizeable bell end. The crosses handle is great to grip when trusting making the experience comfortable.

The insertion of the dildo was quite an effort so once lubed I felt more comfortable when the head of the dildo entered me. The chevrons made a popping sensation as they entered my vag I enjoy this very much I love textured dildos and this dildo has great texture. The thrusting with Jesus was a breeze the handle of the cross worked to grasp whilst I was being touched by the lord my initial thought was it was truly unlike any other I’ve felt so firm yet so textured. I however could not take all of Jesus he is just too lengthy however the texture I got when I reached the figure of Jesus on this dildo was great it gave that extra bit of girth to stretch me a little wider. I had the most shattering orgasm as I thrust him deep within me. Praise the Lord.

18th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Bad Dragon, Cum Lube, Lube, Reviews

Bad Dragon Cum Lube

Bad Dragon is famous for their Cum Lube which can be used with their cum tube option when choosing Cum Tube compatible toy you receive a bottle of cum lube in your order along with a syringe which is hygienically packed in a non-opened surgical like packaging like the ones you see in hospitals minus the sharp needle of course the end of the Cum Tube fit perfectly on the syringe and you then use the syringe to push the Cum Lube trough the Cum Tube though your dildo thus ending in your toy being able to cum.

Bad Dragon Cum Lube is made to look and feel like real cum. The Cum Lube is a white- clear in colour and doesn’t have any smell it reminds me of the PVA glue I used to use in primary school. Taking the cap off to fill the syringe I found the Bad Dragon Cum Lube strings out and is very messy the stringiness was super stringy much like a cheese string, or mozzarella cheese, it’s that stringy. And loads of fun to play with. Cum Lube stains so be careful not to ruin your favourite sheets. I loved the look and feel of cum lube it is very realistic looking the consistency of the Cum Lube is exactly like cum. I used it with my Hanns as it has a Cum Tube I really liked the feel of it spurting into me it felt like it should a wet sticky mess was between my legs and I loved that feeling. I had never seen anything like this before and I was mesmerised by it so much so after masturbation I rubbed it from my vag and started rubbing my clit covering it in fake Cum this experience was super arousing for me. I had also never used a toy that could cum before my Hanns and I can say Bad Dragon has done a great job at making it as realistic as they can.

16th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Bruce The Shark

I have been longing to own a Bruce The Shark for so long now. So I contacted Bad Dragon to ask for a product to review to my surprise they asked me which I would like to review well I love all their dildos but I figured now was the time to get a Bruce. So Bad Dragon sent me Bruce in return for my unbiased review which is amazingly kind of them.

My Bruce is the standard size as this dildo only has one size option however this equals to a medium from bad dragon. The firmness I chose was firm this is because I knew I was going to used Bruce for double penetration, and the firm would be easier to insert anally. I chose custom colours which turned out amazing the base is a dark blue and the shafts are a pale pink colour I wanted to make it realistic so that it could resemble my favourite cartoon character of a well-known film about fish. A great white shark who ironically has the same name as Bruce.

When I received my Bruce I was surprised how heavy the box was and also how big it was having previously only ordered small toys minus the Hanns which was one size but now classed as medium, I thought I couldn’t possibly take up that much room. Upon opening the box I pulled out the bad dragon labelled bag which was quite heavy and out came Brucie well I was shocked at the sheer size of him he was so large and very girthy. My initial thought was “This is going to be a challenge”.

11th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Cum Lube, Lube, Reviews, Spunklube!

Spunklube Pink

Spunk Lube was given to me in return for my honest unbiased review by Jeff at spunk Lube which was incredibly kind of him. I was interested in how his Spunk Lube would stand against other Jizz lubes. I am excited to test this Spunk Lube invented by Jeff himself Spunk Lube is his very own creation.

The Spunk Lube Pink comes in a various sizes I got the 8oz bottle of lube which has a pump cap on the top for easy dispensing of the lube and also gives an accurate amount with just one squirt. I got so excited over this lube after all it is pink.

When I squirted some out I was surprised to see how pink it is I thought it would be a pale pink however it is bright pink which looks amazing it’s what I would imagine unicorn cum to be like. The Spunk Lube Pink is quite thick and resembles actual cum however I compared it to Mr’s and it seems to be missing the runny viscosity of his cum. However when compared to Bad dragon’s cum lube I prefer the non-stringiness of the Spunk Lube Pink however I do think Bad Dragons cum lube has the right viscosity it needs. Combined together and they would make an exact replica of cum. The Spunk Lube is none staining which is great as Cum Lube stains so with Spunk Lube Pink you haven’t got to worry about ruining the sheets.

The smell of the Spunk Lube Pink was one of the things I tested first and I have to say you can’t really smell it unless you get your nose in there and get right up close to it. The Spunk Lube Pink smells like alien egg goop from those egg toys I used to have in each would be an alien and a blob of goop well the Spunk Lube Pink smells like the goop.

9th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews, Segzi

Segzi Stroker – Karla Karter

This Karla Karter was given to me free of charge in exchange for my honest review by Segzi. The Karla Karter Stroker is made by Segzi they also do a mini version. Since I don’t have a penis attached to my body only silicone ones I have to borrow my Fiance’s Cock for this review. He will write the next segment of the review so you can get his perspective on the toy.

“Just from the title, I can tell you that it definitely hits the spot! With the Segzi Stroker making its first appearance with Karla Karter as the model showing of this excellent piece of pussy, she is pictured on the packaging holding the stroker which I think is quite adequate and aims directly at the male market who want to be able to have a realistic experience when masturbating. With Karla Karter holding the stroker it’s as if she is promoting that the stroker will be like having sex with her. It’s time to get to business. A fair warning to all users of masturbators “They are TIGHT!” so I would recommend using quite a few squirts of lube to fix the tightness. It’s basically like any other vagina, real or not… If it’s tight then lube it up. It will make it easier for your cock to glide right in.

When I first opened the box to the stroker and unscrewed the Masturbator to reveal vagina, I was amazed by the quality of the product. As soon as I started to feel the texture of the vagina itself I felt as if it was top of the range quality and I was very happy to have this model in my hands to try, for this being the first male sex toy for myself to try out I was chuffed. I loved every part of this stroker, from the outside to the inside!

5th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Ann Summers, Flavoured Lube, Lube, Reviews

Juicy Lube Coconut – Ann Summers

As flavoured lubes go ann summers do a lot of flavours in their own brand Juicy Lube. This lube is water based and is safe to use with sex toys and not only just sex toys but silicone toys too. So before you ready your dragon dildos for a BJ take a moment to hear my thoughts on the coconut flavoured Juicy Lube.

This lube is a thick clear lube is very sticky with it being flavoured lube I expected it to be sticky due to the sweet flavourings. The lube smells like coconut and upon taste testing this lube I noticed it did not really taste of coconut but it did taste like a certain alcoholic Caribbean drink that I usually have with coke. On that not I had to refrain myself from drinking the lube straight out of the tube to putting it to use on Mr’s cock. I am a fan of BJ’s and love my Mrs penis so any excuse to get up close and personal to his cock makes me happy. The lube was easy to apply however while rubbing it on him my hands go so sticky I did lick the lube from my fingers finding this to be arousing for both of us. Once he was covered in the shiny wet cover I licked his head tasting the coconut and went crazy with greed I then took him all in and sucked every last drop of lube of him. It is really yummy stuff.

4th February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Fun Factory, Reviews, Storage

Fun Factory – Toy Bag Medium

c9U89iV6 This toy storage bag was given to me in return for my honest unbiased review by FunFactory, thank you to Fun Factory for the chance to review their storage pouch.

As like most people who have a lot of sex toys I struggle to store them trying to make sure different types of silicones don’t come in contact with each other can be tricky so when I asked Fun factory to send me one of their bags I hoped it would help me figure out if that’s what I needed. Lets face it the boxes your toys come in when they’re new aren’t going to last forever, they’ll get ripped or crushed and you’ll have to eventually get rid of the packaging. And the space those boxes take up is unbelievable.

5E6QZSIu I was able to fit my Bouncer in the storage bag, the storage bag is made out of a waterproof fabric much like the ones you find on the covers of tent bags. It is smooth and there are no sharp edges that will damage my dildos. The bag has a stamp/badge of the Fun Factory logo and an easy to use zip to open the bag.

I currently have all my silicone dildos in different draws however this is ridiculous because the draws are not even half full causing me too loose out on storage space. So I took the Bouncer and placed it inside the bag and put it in the draw amongst my Bad Dragon dildos. The bag worked well ensuring the Bouncer did not come in to any contact with my other dildos keeping the Bouncer safe and also not damaging my other dildos. I can now store different types of silicone dildos together in the same draw because of tis toy bag making the most of my storage space.

3rd February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Company, Dildo, Fun Factory, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Bouncer

B_ae2NhE I was sent the Bouncer Shake Stub in return for my honest review from Fun Factory. They were very generous to give me the Bouncer and this will not affect my review in any way. The bouncer is a unique dildo that has 3 balls inside that rotate when the dildo is moved. It also has a base which doubles as a suction cup. The bouncer is silicone and let me tell you it is one of the smoothest silicone’s I’ve ever felt.

Y6A6LHVz After I finished with the novelty of sticking the bouncer on every flat surface I could find in my house I decided to get to work and use the bouncer for what it was made for. I stuck the Bouncer to a flat surface and began to ride it this was amazing, The balls felt so great as I rode it I could feel the balls pop in and out of my vag I liked this popping sensation. I’d describe the feeling of using the Bouncer as getting stimulation from kegal balls but also having great dildo pleasure at the same time is a totally unique feeling unlike anyone I’ve ever had before.

3rd February 2015 by KinkyKitten

Dildo, Reviews, Silicone, Tantus

Tantus Sport Short

I won this Tantus Sport short in the New Year’s give away which was by Ali’s Addiction. So many thanks to Ali’s Addiction for my competition prize!

Well they say size matters for a reason. This dildo kind of let me down. I heard good things about tantus however when I tried the sport with it being my first tantus dildo I was surprised by how soft the silicone was for a g-spot stim it was a bit too soft for my liking.

The handle of the sport is a tear drop shape which is perfect to hold during thrusting I found if I placed my thumb over the top if the tear drop and the rest of my hand underneath I could have complete control of the dildo. This dildo is also harness compatible so it’s great for those who like to engage in harness play. The silicone is body safe and also really hygienic you can sterilize it, boil it or use 10% bleach solution. Making it great for women who like to share toys or it can be used for a female couple to engage in sex with a harness the hygienic-ness is perfect for female couples as it can be sterilized in between use from each woman.

28th January 2015 by KinkyKitten

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