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Fleshlight Freaks Alien

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DSC_0151We received the Fleshlight Alien Dildo and Fleshlight in return for our honest review by Fleshlight. We decided to do another couples review as it is something different. You can purchase the Freaks range in both Couples sets and individual so it only seemed logical for us to do couples reviews for those who want to know what the fleshlight and the dildo are like.

The Alien dildo is an amazing blue colour which suits me perfectly because I love the color blue however I would’ve liked it to be green or even grey for those who are familiar with those alien documentaries where people claim to have experienced aliens they have different types, the greys are superior to the normal green aliens. Anyway I think this would’ve suited better never mind that’s just my personal opinion, and as you may figure out the blue color resembles the alien beings in a certain film that almost everyone has watched.

DSC_0150The Alien Dildo features two bellends which are fused together I would’ve thought that they would spilt just to make it more interesting but I like it none the less. The heads are really well shaped for me and I really like the way they have been designed. The shaft starts thin then gets more girth towards the middle then narrows slightly to the base. The base features a great set of balls quite similar to the drac’s and it is great for using as a grip when thrusting. The shaft is made what looks like two that are fused together much like the bellends with little details such as raised nubs and vein like texture which when you take a closer look add to the realness of this dildo. Making the experience you have Extra Terrestrial and one you will not forget.

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Bad Dragon, Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Trent The Triceratops

6FJEmZUu When I saw Bad Dragon had released a Triceratops Dildo I was practically drooling I went through a dino faze as a child it started with Barney then escalated to triceratops which soon become my favorite dino. So I contacted Bad Dragon and asked if I could review Trent for them. Having spent my budget already on two dildos from them I couldn’t buy him which I was devastated about.

FIaAqTBhSteven got back to me and said he was currently looking for reviews on Trent so my luck was in and I was shipped a Trent. My Trent is a Medium in Firm firmness with a suction cup. The colour I chose was Big Tops because I think that I couldn’t have chosen a better colour for Trent it is so realistic for a triceratops. I chose the suction Cup because although I have 9 Bad Dragon dildos none of them have a suction cup so I wanted to see how well it would suction itself to stuff.

This dildo is a beauty the girth is amazing and it larger than a shaft on my Bruce so Trent is a very hefty Beast. Towards the base of the shaft the muscular sections also have amazingly lifelike vein detailing which is barely visible but you can definitely feel the veins protruding from the shaft. The suction cup is built into the base. The base has a slight curve indentation so that it can suction to stuff far more better looking than dildos which have a round suction cup protruding out of the base. The suction cup Works relatively well and sticks to almost anything without falling out of place and it one of the strongest suction cups I have experienced.

e6baScIdI wanted to try Trent with the suction cup in use however I was out of spaces to stick him so I opted for the bathroom toilet seat there is enough room in there so I could be comfortable and have an amazing jack of session without worrying about getting a cramp.

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Clit Stim, Company, Insertable, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone, Tenga, Type, Vibrator

Iroha minamo

-hDDcA5N When I saw Lovehoney had this vibe on sale I had to have it I have heard great things about the squish of the iroha range and this one comes in an amazing storage case which when the buttons are faced onto the metal studs charges the vibe via the electric connection. You can get the Iroha Minamo at Tenga. The case is rectangular and features a button to open the case just press the button and the case flips up its so cool it’s like a futuristic way of storing your vibes plus while on charge no one will know it contains a vibe it doesn’t feature the iroha symbol and is plain so it’s very discreet when is storage or charging.

RwWRrpU5Well let me tell you this vibe is so silky smooth it is amazing it is made from a dust free silica gel which is amazingly soft and this vibe unlike most vibes which are hard and feel unnatural this is so life like compared to other vibes you can pinch the end and it will mould to your form and sink back again. The waves are so amazing they are meant to feel comfortable and be in sync with your vag.

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Clit Stim, Fun Factory, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Tiger G5

DSC_0129I was given the Tiger G5 by fun factory after I received an email from them letting me know they are releasing a new line of vibes and asked if I would like to be sent one. Of course I did! The fact I received the tiger G5 free of charge is not going to affect what I say in this review at all.

DSC_0119I inserted the Tiger G 5 into my pussy and my pussy immediately clenched around the shaft hugging it with gratitude. The first vibe setting was enough to start with as I thrust quite quickly my excitement arose I then knocked it up to the second vibration setting then slowed my thrusts then decided to go full whack with the vibes and put it on high my thrusts slowed to an almost stand still and I slowly pushed and pulled the G5 into my vag feeling every bit of texture my pussy ached for more the vibrations tingling my nerve endings at the entrance as I got so close to puling it all out I pushed slowly in again. Enjoying the pleasure I was almost overwhelmed. I cycled through pulsations the gradual one made my clit waken up bringing me to the top then back down again. I looped my finger so that it was through the handle and pressed firmly towards me so that the clit stim rested on my clit the soft silicone shaft bending to accommodate my vag. I held this position and switched back to the highest setting feeling I was so close revelling in the pleasure I was getting and then…. Bliss pure bliss as I orgasmed so hard it made my head spin.

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Dildo, Love Honey, Reviews, Silicone

Colours Dildo

DSC_0130I Purchased this dildo from Lovehoney wanting a suction cup dildo and also it was a pretty purple colour which matches my blog so I just had to have it didn’t i?

So the Colours dildo is a realistic dildo made of pure silicone it also has a suction cup on the bottom which is quite sturdy and lives up to allot of pulling and tugging without moving. It is 6 inches in length and has a circumference of 4.5 inches. So this dildo is beginner friendly and the perfect dildo for a beginner my first dildo was the Fleshlight drac I wanted something semi realistic without being too realistic that it is gross looking. However If this was available I would’ve gotten it, it is super versatile sop even more experienced users can use it. It is also harness compatible. The texture on this dildo is great the vein texture is really apparent that it gives it so much texture and you can really feel this when it is use. The bulbous head is just so perfectly formed and I think makes this dildo fantastic to look at but it also stimulates the g spot very easily when your using this dildo.

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LELO, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

LELO Ina Wave

DSC_0096I have been waiting for an Ina Wave for ages it was on my wishlist and as soon as I saw the Wave Motion technology on a rabbit vibe my pussy ached for it. I have to thank my friends over at Belle de Soir for giving me the chance to review this for them they pulled some strings and got me an Ina Wave in Ocean Blue which I thank them hugely for however the fact I have been wanting to try this doesn’t affect the outcome of this review at all.

The Ina Wave is a rabbit style vibrator that offers intense powerful vibrations with the added advantage of shaft that rubs your g spot in a come hither motion this most commonly used to have a g-spot orgasm, or squirting orgasm. Lelo state that it is “The first dual-action vibrator that rises and plunges for intense simultaneous clitoral and g-spot massage” that said I wonder if it actually does do what it says on the tin?

The Ina Wave has 10 vibration settings and is fully water proof. It is a very intense vibrator so probably not the best for those who are just starting to explore sex toys. The Ina Wave is covered in silky soft silicone all over even the buttons are silicone unlike the Siri2 which has a plastic handle and buttons. Ina Wave has 10 unique vibration settings, to turn on or off the Ina Wave you press the middle indented button on the control panel. You press the + to increase the intensity of the vibrations. You can press the – to decrease the intensity of the vibrations. Push the ^ to cycle though the stimulation modes. And the v to go back through the stimulation modes. The Ina Wave automatically remembers and saves the last setting you were on so that the next time you use your Ina Wave it will be in that specific mode. Clever? Huh!

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Clit Stim, Doc Johnson, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator, Wonderland Collection

The Heavenly Heart

DSC_0132 The Heavenly Heart is part of the Doc Johnson Wonderland collection. I brought the Heavenly Heart from simply pleasure during a sale.

The Heavenly Heart is a battery powered mini vibe which can be used for both external and internal stimulation it features 3 raise heart shapes on the shaft which then forms to a rounded heart shape at the tip this has a round nodule on the back for pin point stimulation of the g spot or clitoris. The Heavenly Heart features a push button control which you use to cycle through the 3 speeds and 7 pulsation patterns. The button lights up when it is pressed on. The heavenly Heart is also fully waterproof.

When using this vibe internally I can use the heart tip to scoop /massage my g spot and if I turn it around I can use the nub to give my g spot more pin point stimulation. By rubbing the nub around my g spot it makes it swell and become more easy to access once this is achieved I flip it back round so that I can massage it with the heart as this is a more gentle stimulation on my swollen g spot. The 3 Heart texture along the shaft adds some much needed texture to this toy which give more stimulation.

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Lumunu, Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Deluxe Oral Vibrator Set

DSC_0297This was sent to us by Lumunu for an honest review. When i first received the product i was quite excited to try it, as this was my very first vibrating masturbator. When it comes to masturbators i like to see what the product is made of and to the standard the company likes to have with their products, i was impressed to see that the product is kept in nice packaging but it’s not long lasting packaging which is a disappointment when storing the product.

DSC_0298When it came to the feeling of the product, i first tested it with my fingers to see how much depth is in the texture of the masturbator. The texture of the masturbator has very short but strong waves, the waves are well known for the oral texture. Once it came to using the product for what its made for i first lubricated the product before use, also lubricating myself before fully inserting myself into the sleeve. When it came to insertion it was very easy to slide in, but became a very uncomfortable feeling when fully inserted. As it looks in the product is that the battery compartment becomes a tightening spot within the sleeve, i believe this is to make it more of an oral like feel to it. I was not fond of the tight space at the end of the sleeve as it became quite painful, i have to say that the vibrations that it comes with are very powerful and very pleasurable but the tight space causes a too much frustration and pain to enjoy them fully.

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Anal Toys, Butt Plug, Reviews, Silicone, Tantus

Perfect Plug Kit

DSC_0281The Perfect Plug Kit was given to me by @Tantus_Pirate who is amazing and really looks after my fellow bloggers!! I have to say a huge thank you to her for the chance to review these plugs for Tantus.

The Tantus Perfect Plug kit comes with both the Perfect Plug and the Perfect Plug Plus. Giving you the chance to explore anal play with both a slim starter plug and also a vibrating girthier plug for those who have a little more experience with anal play. These Plugs are both suitable for men and women which to me is great and they come in two colors either purple or black (no horrid Barbie pinks!) and they are not aimed at a specific gender which I find most plugs are either aimed at women or men and hardly ever both.

The silicone on these plugs is firm yet you are still able to bend them a little. They can be sterilized (take the bullet out of the Perfect Plug plus first) and have a flared base that can fit between the cheeks for comfort which means you’re not going to get any round indentations on your ass cheeks!

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Dildo, Fleshjack, Fleshlight, Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews, Silicone

Fleshlight Freaks Drac

Dildo

DSC_0029A vamp lover’s dream. The design of this dildo is incredible the bat wings effect along the shaft adding to the vamp theme. The silicone is a metallic red colour highlighted by dark and light shades of red. It is surely a work of art. Due to the wings detail on the shaft this dildo has a lot of texture. The silicone is very heavy and firm making the dildo feel rather flesh like.

 

DSC_0197As my first dildo I expected little stimulation. I was so used to buying vibes. I never wanted to buy a dildo thinking I needed the vibes to orgasm. When I saw this beauty I had to try it out. With a secret soft spot for vampires I could finally make my fantasy real!

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