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Bad Dragon, Dildo, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Chance Flared

I purchased the Chance Flared simply because of the colour pattern. Now bad dragon do THE best colourations ever! And I have before purchased a toy just for the colour take the Sleiphnir for example Or the Meng.

DSC_0040Now I hadn’t really wanted a Chance before I know it resembles a horse penis and for this reason I chose I didn’t want one however when I was browsing the Bad Dragon Adoptions I saw it and Mr exclaimed “it’s a Titan Penis!” okay I am going to have to clue you guys in. So me and Mr watch this anime called “Attack On Titan” now this is about some BFG type Zombie humans attacking the world and basically they eat people. Now there are types the colossal and armoured that have extra powers like extra strength and speed. The colossal has flesh tone covering a muscular type under layer the layers are ripped and you can see the red muscles underneath. Now The Colossal is Taller than the other Titans so this dildo was very apt the green flesh colour with the red seeping through resembles the Colossal.

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Company, Doxy, G Spot, G-Spot Massager, Insertable, Material, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Doxy Skittle

DSC_0175When I was emailed by Belle De Soir and asked if I wanted to review a Doxy Skittle you can imagine how excited I was and I wasn’t exactly going to decline was i? So I was sent the doxy Skittle the next working day free of charge in exchange for my honest review in this blog post. Belle de Soir are an amazing company and they have been very supportive of my blog you should go and take a look at them!

The Doxy Skittle is stuff of dreams when I use my Doxy Wand I often wish that I could insert it however this isn’t possible due to the shape of the Doxy and I really wouldn’t advise trying to either it could end in a trip to A&E. well Doxy have now made a powerful vibrator that can be inserted which is amazing without leaving out the option to have a flat surface for external stimulation.

The Doxy Skittle is a little oddly shaped but it works it has a skittle type girthy base that enabled you to handle it really well. This then flattens off to where there is a small oval shaft. This shaft is where the magic happens it moves when the vibrations are turned on. The shaft wiggles and writhes. Along the flat top there is also a little nub this nub can be used to stimulate the clitoris or the perineum. Turning the Doxy Skittle into a Dual action stimulator. The Doxy Skittle is of course mains powered and made from lovely silicone and abs plastic.

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Dildo, Doc Johnson, Material, Reviews, Sex Accessories, Silicone, Type

Beauty With Supreme Harness

DSC_0297The Beauty with harness set was given to me in my review package from Doc Johnson, They gave me the set free of charge in return for my honest review. When I chose the Beauty dildo I wanted something Vac u Lock compatible to go on my Fuck machine. Not only did we receive the dildo but we received the dildo and harness set which is very generous of Doc Johnson!

In The Beauty Supreme Harness set you will get, one platinum silicone Beauty dildo, one black Supreme Harness, One black Vac-U-Lock Plug, and Two O shaped Rings, Vac-U-lock Powder, and instructions.

DSC_0296The Beauty Dildo offers both texture and girth the girth is graduated and you can work up from a small amount of girth to quite a lot when you use this dildo fully. The Beauty is in a lovely pink colour and is made from 100% platinum cure silicone. The Beauty is 7 inches in length which is big and may not be for the faint hearted but depending on the position this dildo is used in you may not be able to take all of the dildo fully. The Beauty features a circled wave of 3 loops which are placed one quarter to 3 quarters in along the shaft this created a large amount of texture which should start at the place which is most likely to stimulate your g spot.

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Clit Stim, LELO, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Type, Vibrator

Lelo Lily 2

DSC_0172I received an advanced sample of the Lily 2 from Lelo in return for a blog post and a review the fact I got this free of charge is not going to affect my outcome of this review. Lelo are a great company that are the makers of the one and only Siri 2 I always rave about they make amazing quality luxury sex toys You should check them out!

This is the first time I have come across a scented vibrator before. I am sure it is somewhat a novelty thing but I really don’t mind my vibrators smelling of nothing it is strange for a vibe to smell I mean a good quality plastic or silicone vibe won’t smell of anything which gives me the confidence to know that it is made from the material stated. Although I get the novelty of choosing a scent like a car air freshener or a spray but am I going to be bothered about how my vibrator smells when I am close or orgasm? I think not.

I received the Lavender and Manuka scent. I really was hoping I would like it but I don’t any it isn’t going to make things more sensual for me the chocolate and Bordeaux maybe but lavender? Its just not going to work for me which is a shame. To smell the scent you have to place the lily 2 under your nose which means getting real close to the vibe. This means it isn’t a strong smell and you might struggle to smell it if you have a weak sense of smell.

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Clit Stim, LELO, Plastic, Vibrator

Lelo lily 2 First impressions

Lelo have just release a new vibrator. The Lily 2 is an upgraded version of the Lily and Nea. I haven’t had the chance to review those so I wouldn’t know what they were like. The Lily 2 is infused with fragrances created by Lelo.

I received the Lavender colour which is (Lavender and Manuka Honey) fragranced. However the sound of the Plum ( Bordeaux and Chocolate) sounds more appealing to me. I mean wine and chocolate are my two fave things other than sextoys of course. You can also get Pink which is (Rose and Wisteria) scented i do not know what wisteria is it sound like hysteria but anyway i like roses.

Smelling this vibe was weird for me and I sort of missed that new vibe smell. However though it is scented it isn’t really strong at all. The Lavender one smells unusually sweet and berrylike even though it hasn’t got berry in there I reckon it was the honey tricking my nose. I would much rather have this fragrance in a massage oil.

Like I said it isn’t a strong fragrance however if you are allergic to any fragrances keep this in mind. As there is nothing that states what is used to fragrance the Lily 2 or the ingredients I wouldn’t be able to tell if there where harsh chemicals in there especially for those who have sensitives bits.

The Lily 2 although ABS plastic has a soft smooth coating which is silky to touch. It is also rechargeable and 1005 waterproof. Which let’s face it is pretty basic for lelo toys. It also has simple controls: push the right button to turn on and cycle through speeds. Push the left button to cycle through the speeds and turn it off. You can also lock the Lily 2 by holding the 2 buttons together until the lights turn off. It has a run time of 4 hours for every 2 hour charge session.

So my first impressions are i am kind of confused about the whole scent thing and i wish i had tried teh lily so i could compare the two and see what updates they have made other then the scent.

Dildo, Fleshjack, Fleshlight, Masturbator, Reviews

Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg

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The silicone on this dildo is a lot more giving then the drac and alien it is almost softer. The texture along the top is almost like a scale/ spine detailing this is totally flexible and not firm like I expected meaning although this dildo has immense texture it isn’t too harsh and won’t cause chafing during use. This dildo is truly beautiful there is a lot of texture and details on the shaft of this dildo. Even looking at the ball sack it has a circuit pattern along. The tip is pointy so I recon if your ass can take texture this would be a great dildo to try anally.

DSC_0030All along the shaft are buttons/ armoured bubbly texture whereas along the top of the shaft is a more pronounced scale texture. This dildo has more texture then most of my dildos and I am a self-confessed texture whore so bare this in mind if you’re thinking of getting it.

To start with the texture was quite apparent but as i began thrusting my vag was delighted by all the textured bumps and ridges as they brushed my walls. I started thrusting deep and shallow to bring myself to orgasm. Once I had orgasmed I would thrust slowly my vagina reacted amazingly to this and the slow strokes through my orgasm mean that the texture was really stimulating me as I contracted and this caused the orgasm to be prolonged. I continued this assault on my vag through 4 orgasms I was totally satisfied and I did indeed feel like my arm was going to drop off. I could do with a robot just to thrust the dildo for me let alone the dildo being cyborg membered.

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Cock Rings, Lumunu, Penis Toys, Reviews, Silicone

LUMUNU Crazy Boy – Crazy Bull Cockring

DSC_0025I was sent the bull cockring in return for my honest review by LUMUNU. The fact I was given this cock ring free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of my review at all.

This little bull is just cute! Don’t you think? It is just so detailed with the horns and feet. The eyes light up yes that right when you turn the bullet on a red light comes on and this shows through its eyes like it has little angry eyes. Okay I may be being a little excited about this cock ring but it’s adorable!

DSC_0024So this cock ring has one speed and features a little bull face and horns and even a little beard which rests against the cock. It only comes in one colour which is black and has a bullet vibe inserted through its head which can be removed for cleaning or even if you don’t want the vibrations.

So Mr needed a lot of lube to get this little monster on! It was such a tight squeeze and I don’t think it was comfortable for him at all. When turned on the vibration is a strong buzzy vibe which when Mr thrust it pushed against my clit. This really did get me aroused and I enjoyed using the cock ring. However I feel Mr wasn’t as comfortable as I was. He finished and then used the cock ring to stimulate my clit this worked extremely well and I grew more horny so I carried on using the cock ring to stimulate me and I had a lovely blended orgasm spurting as I came. I didn’t stop the vibes spurring me on again I orgasmed. I have to say this little fella made me see red until I orgasmed.

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Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews, Tenga, Type

TENGA – Easy Beat Egg (Lovers)

DSC_0232Love is in the air and it’s only July, the Tenga lovers egg first was released in 2012 for valentines day. It became one of the best sellers for Tenga and so they then decided to keep producing this very loverbale textured egg! It’s a bit late for valentines day this year, but we were given the Tenga’s Lovers Egg by one of our contacts from tenga who we got to meet at ETO 2015.

DSC_0238The first time i tried this it was just like the time i first tried Tenga’s wavy egg but obviously with a different texture, with this in mind the product defiantly is getting a good review from me! The Tenga Lovers egg definitely gives you a great feeling of love as it pleasures you immensely as it positions it self around your whole penis and submerges it in texture of love.

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Clit Stim, Doc Johnson, Plastic, Reviews, Vibrator

Mood Breezy

DSC_0303I received the Mood Breezy in the review package sent to me by Sunny for Doc Johnson. This was given to me free of charge for my honest review.

The Doc Johnson Mood range is colourful and inviting. We have previously reviewed a mood stroker we purchased. The Mood range I think has the target audience of the younger audience, the box and design of the packaging is simple and well thought out.

The breezy is a 7 Speed massager, which is USB chargeable. Now I didn’t know this until I un-screwed the bottom of the heart shape to insert batteries then to my surprise I saw a USB prong sticking out the top half. This just plugs into any USB port either on a computer or mains USB plug. When the Breezy is fully charged it will have a run time of 4 hours.

The breezy I got is the purple one I love colour so it just seemed right I chose something bright. The plastic is smooth and has a sort of matt like coating to it. It doesn’t collect dust like silicone vibes do so this may be something to consider if you have pets.

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Dildo, Doc Johnson, Reviews, Silicone

The Amazing Web Shooter – Super Hung Heroes

DSC_0289We attended the ETO Show this year and met some great people. One of those people was from Doc Johnson. I was browsing the Vac U lock Dildos for attachments to use on my fuck machine when. I was asked if I needed help, I said I was fine but if you want you can have my card. Scott he is one of the managers at Doc Johnson introduced himself and we stood talking for around about 45 minutes I was told about the factory process of the realistic cocks and how they are hand painted. Scott was so welcoming he said he would sort me out and send me some review products.

DSC_0293I received and email back from Sunny on behalf of Scott she was so welcoming and just as friendly as Scott. I choose some items which was a task in itself they have thousands of sex toys to choose from! I sent sunny the list and she said she would send me not one but all that I selected!!

So here is my review of the Amazing Web shooter thanks to Doc Johnson and the lovely staff who have sent me this dildo to review in return for my honest opinion.

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