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Dildo, G-Spot Massager, Glass, Reviews, Silicone

Jopen Key Comet Wand

b0RxigTM I heard great things about the comet wand and I really wanted one after months of thinking about it I decided to buy on from Bondara they were having a stock clearance sale and I managed to grab a bargain and get the wand for £36.99. When it arrived my initial thought was it is smaller than I thought however although its small it is incredible heavy well of course it is going to be heavy its glass covered with abit of silicone.

I got the Blue comet wand and I thought the glass handle was going to be a bluish tinted glass however it is clear this didn’t bother me I just expected a light blue glass. The silicone is smooth and soft however the underlying glass makes the wand firm. The tip features a bulge like head this is to stimulate the g spot.

wiD6iLVQSo I tested this product wanting an amazing squirting experience however that is not what I got. The head of the wand was abit hard to insert even though I used a lot of lube it’s like the comet eats lube seriously! When thrusting I found that it got abit uncomfortable and felt like it was grazing my vag walls. So I rocked it over my g spot pushing the handle towards my ass the lifting it toward me again this did indeed stimulate me and I felt my orgasm building in no time. As I pushed the wand out to squirt nothing happened my vag closed up near enough completely and I was unable to insert the bulbous tip back in this frustrated me. Even after various attempts with this dildo I didn’t squirt I am an easy squirter and can squirt just though Mr fucking me so this dildo frustrated the fuck out of me. Determined not to be beaten by a dildo which suggests I should “lay back and enjoy the ride” I gave it another go. I waddled and rocked the wand for almost 2 hours yet I couldn’t squirt so I decided to rub the wand across my clit to achieve a squirting orgasm that way once I began to feel it build up I squirted then shoved the wand into me rubbing my gspot with the tip I was able to squirt while it was in me however I needed to start squirting first.

x1J9wKkiI did not lose hope on this dildo it just didn’t work for me I have heard great things about the comet but we aren’t compatible The dildo itself is easy to clean however the seam where the glass meets silicone gathers a lot of gunk so goes the Key emblem which if not scrubbed can leave your toy with gunk in which is slightly annoying.

Overall Rating
  • Appearance
  • Texture
  • Orgasm
2.7

Summary

I can’t really recommend this to anyone due to it not suiting me however if you have read other reviews on the comet and want to buy one that’s great I guess I can’t love all dildos can I?

RRP: £51.99

You can find  at Bondara.co.uk

Doc Johnson, G-Spot Massager, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator, Wonderland Collection

Pleasurepillar

DSC_0041I purchased The PleasurePillar from Simply Pleasure in a sale they had just before Christmas. I was eager to see how my g spot would react to a vibrator and not my fingers.
The pleasurepillar has 10 speeds well 3 speeds and 7 patterns and its waterproof. The curved rounded head is designed to rub against the g-Spot to create great g-spot Stimulation. This is a handy little vibe that is discreet.

It was Christmas Eve and I wore a miss Santa dress up suit I purchased from Ann summers and Mr wore his jingly bells cock sock. We decided we wanted to get a little messy so Mr grabbed the Pleasure Pillar and we headed down stairs with the living room being a lot easier to clean.

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Dildo, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone

Pure Pop

zu0jVtIsI had been after a Pure Pop for a while and I noticed that hole punch toys only gave me the option for us shipping when checking out however I found that for international orders they take them via email. I saw my Pure pop on the MisFits section of the website it was a misfit due to the uneven coloration. This wasn’t an issue for me so I placed my order. Hole Punch Toys are a small batch maker of individual Sex Toys that are high quality and made of high quality silicone.

When it arrived I was shocked at how big the Pure Pop was it is quite a big dildo. Pure Pop comes with a melted ice lolly puddle stand which I use to stick the Pure Pop in when in storage I find this little plastic stand a cute little gag type way of standing the Pure Pop up. The Pure pop is a silicone dildo that has a plastic stick through the centre to replicate an ice lolly.

WeBuFOG-Due to shipping costs I didn’t receive the usual packaging, this doesn’t bother me however Hole Punch Toys where kind enough to send me a little card explain that they couldn’t use the usual packaging and on this card was a drawn picture of a pure pop melting which is so cute. I also received a little gift to make up for the packaging which I think is really generous of Hole punch Toys as most companies don’t offer any packaging at all. My gift was The Hole Punch butt plug in a nice orange colour which I shall be reviewing in another review. I also received a little sticker which made me laugh of the statue of liberty with the Pure Pop replacing the torch I decided to stick it on my dildo draws.

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Dildo, Fleshjack, Reviews, Silicone

Cody Cummings fleshjack boys

X5NjEGSRWhen I purchased The Cody Dildo I was after a phallus that resembled my Mr’s We tried Clone a Willy and was disappointed because it never worked so I took to the internet to find a cock that was similar in length and looked as appealing as my Mr’s cock.

Cody’s cock looks similar to Mr’s and I fell in love with it reading the specs I found he was slightly smaller than Mr with an insertable length of 6” Mr’s is 7” however Cody is girthier. I brought Cody not knowing if it was a woman’s dildo as it is clearly marketed towards the male audience with Cody being a gay porn star they’ve took advantage and aimed it at the male audience. However I think that Fleshjack could also try to aim at the female market as I think this is the most realistic looking dildo I have some across.

Cody’s Cock is heavy and I mean it’s like lifting weights however this adds to the realistic aspect of this dildo. When I removed it from the packaging I stared at it for ages examining the details the veins and balls and I have to say it has amazing detail. On the back of the balls is Cody’s signature I suppose this is a great touch for fans however I am not that fussed about it.

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Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Tapered Tip Dildo

DSC_0106 I purchased this as an add on from Gespenst Fantacy Gear I figured I could use it more as a dildo even though it is sold as a plug. https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/GespenstsFantasyGear?ref=l2-shopheader-name

This is a random add on so color and firmness was not an option it was a surprise. I received an orange pearlescent color one and I was very pleased with it. It is 1 inch thick at the base and 5 inches in length which is perfect for anal use as its not to girthy.

DSC_0101The tapered tip made inserting the dildo very easy and the gradual girth didn’t stretch my ass too far I enjoy a little anal loving every so often. I like to thrust shallow when using this dildo as I feel that’s where I get the most stimulation. I could not insert this dildo all the way as it was just a little too uncomfortable to insert to the based however for those who are regular anal masturbators it may be a very easy dildo to use up to the base.

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Clit Stim, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

LELO Siri 2

QLl9R0Fg The Lelo Siri 2 was given to me free of charge in return for my honest review by Lelo. The Siri 2 is able to recognise sound and turn that sound into vibrations which is an added bonus and makes the Siri 2 the music vibrator.

The Siri 2 comes with a USB charger which can be plugged into a pc/laptop or a USB plug adapter to charge the vibe, when plugged in it will light up and flash. When fully charged the light will continuously stay on then you’re ready to go. To turn on you hold the + for 3 seconds and press + to increase intensity and let me tell you this vibe is extremely powerful for something so small it has an incredible amount of power.

You press – to decrease the intensity and hold for 3 seconds to turn off. You press the ^ and v buttons to change the pattern if you want more vibration speed when in a pattern just press the + to change the speed. This enables you to adjust the patterns to the intensity you want I haven’t seen this on a vibe before but and very impressed that it enables you to customise the patterns to suit your needs.

The Siri 2 is not only discreet but it is so beautifully made the silicone is extremely soft much like velvet and the seam between the plastic and silicone is almost none existent. It features a little microphone on the back which picks up the sounds during Music mode. And not forgetting The Siri 2 is also water proof for all those who enjoy there bath toys.

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Doc Johnson, G-Spot Massager, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator, Wonderland Collection

Mystical Mushroom

DSC_0046 As a squirter I crave g spot stimulation I brought this vibe expecting at least a little stimulation. The Mystical Mushroom is a unique vibe that has 10 functions which can be controlled by the push button at the base of the vibe which I don’t really like, I loath Push Buttons for the fact of you can’t go back just flick through till you reach the setting again.

The Silicone on this vibe is very smooth and can be quite draggy. The shape of the mushroom makes insertion a little awkward I had to tilt it somewhat to get it at the right angle to insert. Once inserted you can definitely feel the presence of the vibe the point on the mushroom sticks out a lot. When pressed against my g spot it almost pokes it to the point where it’s irritating. Thrusting the dildo to rub my g spot was awful it was quite painful as the point on the tip of the mushroom felt like it was sticking into my s gpot not rubbing it. It is a fail at g spot stim however the point on the mushroom means it can be used for pin point clitoral stimulation which is great I don’t think the design makes this toy very G spot friendly and it really irritated the fuck out of me.

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Clit Stim, Doc Johnson, Insertable, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator, Wonderland Collection

White Wabbit

DSC_0042 The White Wabbit is part of the Wonderland collection by doc Johnson I purchased it from amazon due to me wanting the whole collection and simply pleasure not having The White Wabbit in stock I had to simply complete my collection!

The rabbit face on this vibe is not as rabbity as it could be with the only features being a nose and the ears which are joined together it’s pretty plain and doesn’t have much texture. It has one push button control which I loath on vibes it is my pet hate when it comes to vibes with multifunctional vibrations as you cycle through the speeds come across one you like then accidently press the button again and you have to search through the speeds again to find the one you was after it’s a pain really.

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Dildo, Reviews, Silicone

Stefan The Gnome

DSC_0091I purchased Stefan The Gnome in a white Firm from Gespenst fantasy gear I love the fact that it is unusual and gradually builds up in girth. Gespenst Fantasy Gear sell Silicone dildos that are medical grade and high quality and also welcome custom orders so you can have your dildo suited for your need they are one of my favourite shops for silicone dildos and the quality of the products they produce is immaculate.

Stefan is easy to insert due to the tapered tip. When inserting him I feel a gradual stretch as he fills me this is amazing. Stefan is also great for thrusting due to being firm. So I thrust him shallow and I was able to feel the little details such as his face, the beard and the hat. The details brushed the opening of my vag giving me more of the texture I love. When I warmed up to his girth I found I was able to take all of Stefan and as I reached the end of his coat I felt it pop just inside my vag and he stayed put this would be ideal to use as a vag plug to have in while engaging in anal play or having a clitoral orgasm I found this incredible as I felt Stefan pop out my vag when it contracted during orgasm, or even an anal plug because its firm however he is extremely girthy and too girthy for my ass.

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Dildo, Glass, Reviews

Glass Flower Dildo

DSC_0042I purchased this glass dildo from KNIKlampwork on Etsy it is hand made by a china glass craftsman who I have previously brought off he has over 20 year experience and the work he produces is amazing.

This dildo is a beauty the deep blue glass is so pretty at the base it features a flower in a spherical bulge which works like a handle to focus stimulation. The dildo is curved for G spot stimulation and has a spiral of ridges around the shaft. The head of the dildo resembles a phallus shape which gives the dildo a bulge at the tip much like a bell end (Glans Penis).

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