The lord worked his miracle magic on me and resurrected the orgasm from within my body causing it to burst from me with the sound of gospel choir ringing through my ears.
The Jackhammer Jesus was Gifted to me in return for my honest no biased review by Divine Interventions. They sell a lot of usual Religious toys as well as Non-Denominational dildos. Each of these dildos are a work of art and not for the faint hearted when it comes to beliefs. However I do not practice any religion other than the fact I was baptised as a baby I don’t have any religious beliefs.
The review of this dildo is basically down to the fact I like unusual dildos and I am fascinated by dildos that are also art pieces in my mind this dildo is a piece of art. This review is going to be filled with Jesus puns so if you’re easily offended please read an alternative review, I will try not to make them too cheesy.
The JackHammer Jesus is a cross with Jesus on however the bottom of the cross is phallus shaped. It has chevron grooves on the back and also a quite sizeable bell end. The crosses handle is great to grip when trusting making the experience comfortable.
The insertion of the dildo was quite an effort so once lubed I felt more comfortable when the head of the dildo entered me. The chevrons made a popping sensation as they entered my vag I enjoy this very much I love textured dildos and this dildo has great texture. The thrusting with Jesus was a breeze the handle of the cross worked to grasp whilst I was being touched by the lord my initial thought was it was truly unlike any other I’ve felt so firm yet so textured. I however could not take all of Jesus he is just too lengthy however the texture I got when I reached the figure of Jesus on this dildo was great it gave that extra bit of girth to stretch me a little wider. I had the most shattering orgasm as I thrust him deep within me. Praise the Lord.
Jesus did in fact turn my water into wine and made me cum like mad. So I would recommend him for Texture lovers and also those who just want to be touched by Lord Jesus Christ. He was indeed my savour and I had many a pleasurable experience with him. He can also be used anally as the handle of the cross is flared so it wouldn’t get stuck. Amen.
There was just something sexy about fucking myself with a cross I felt like a possessed woman needing to reach orgasm either that or a sexy vampire wanting to take revenge of the power the cross has over her.
Overall Rating
-
Appearance
-
Length
-
Girth
-
Texture
-
Orgasm
Summary
If you’re a lengthy type of person Jesus is the one for you. Jack Hammer Jesus is great for those who are a little on the unusual side like me and tend to want strange dildos or if you are a collector of religious sex toys.
4 Comments
Thanks for reviewing this. I’ve had my eye on Jesus for a while but haven’t found anyone that had fucked him yet! (I really just wanted to write that sentence)
I enjoyed reviewing Jesus it was a very spiritually empowering experience plus I couldn’t help but throw a few puns in there myself.
Stumbled upon this in high school. Finally getting paid enough that it might be anice xmas present to myself
Feeling a little empty in your soul? Put a little jesus in your hole