I have been longing to own a Bruce The Shark  for so long now. So I contacted Bad Dragon to ask for a product to review to my surprise they asked me which I would like to review well I love all their dildos but I figured now was the time to get a Bruce. So Bad Dragon sent me Bruce in return for my unbiased review which is amazingly kind of them.

My Bruce is the standard size as this dildo only has one size option however this equals to a medium from bad dragon. The firmness I chose was firm this is because I knew I was going to used Bruce for double penetration, and the firm would be easier to insert anally. I chose custom colours which turned out amazing the base is a dark blue and the shafts are a pale pink colour I wanted to make it realistic so that it could resemble my favourite cartoon character of a well-known film about fish. A great white shark who ironically has the same name as Bruce.

When I received my Bruce I was surprised how heavy the box was and also how big it was having previously only ordered small toys minus the Hanns which was one size but now classed as medium, I thought I couldn’t possibly take up that much room. Upon opening the box I pulled out the bad dragon labelled bag which was quite heavy and out came Brucie well I was shocked at the sheer size of him he was so large and very girthy. My initial thought was “This is going to be a challenge”.

Taking him out of the packet I was mesmerized by the colours I had chosen Bad Dragon had got them perfect this is the prettiest Bruce I have ever seen my fantasy has come true! I chose firm however the shafts are very flexible much more squishier then my small firm dildos. I particularly like the Urethras on the dicks they are so detailed and very realistic.  The shafts are covered in muscular like bulges on the outer side and on the inner side which curl toward each other they’re covered with little step like ridges which act as teeth to hold together the dildos when inserting both of them into one orifice. The base of Bruce is huge due to holding two phalluses it is really big to accommodate both of them however it also has small fin details to the side and between both of the phalluses there is a fleshy texture which also makes it look like the dicks are coming out of the base kind of like a penis that pops out when aroused. The dicks are super bendy and can be moved in any direction with little pressure. They remind me of those control sticks on the toy tractor games I had went on as a child. The Bruce is a work of art if I could paint I’d paint a huge shark on my wall and stick this dildo where the dick would be for a 3D effect it is that cool.

Double Penetration

I had to do DP with Bruce this is the whole reason for getting him being a fan of DP. Looking at the shafts I figured I wouldn’t be able to take both of them all the way. I lubed them both up and readied myself on the bed legs spread holding Bruce to penetrate me missionary style. This was way too slippery and I couldn’t get him in my ass. I then decide to straddle him inserting the head of one shaft into my ass I reared myself on to him, then I inserted the other into my vag and began to lower myself onto the two shafts. I had both of the shafts deep within me feeling the fullest sensation I have ever felt. I rocked back and forth finding this gave me the most pleasure I ground onto him so eager to be filled. I rocked my hips giving the shaft in my vag access to my gspot. DP with Bruce is amazing. I could feel the two shafts rocking to almost touch each other through my vaginal walls.

Vagina and Clit

I inserted one shaft with the curve aimed at my gspot and the other shaft was by my clit. Once I ground myself on the shaft I rubbed my clit against all those teeth like ridges of the other shaft this was amazing. I had a great clitoral orgasm doing this my vag clenching around Bruce to feel those muscular like bumps. I did this while straddling Bruce however lying down and using Bruce in missionary may work although your arms may hurt after a while due to the weight of Bruce.

Vagina and Hand Job

While I was using one shaft vaginally I had the other one sticking up between my legs I then thought it would be arousing to lube up that shaft and glide my hand over it as if I were giving it a hand job this felt unusual for me as I don’t normally do this with my dildos however I enjoyed it. I sat leaning back thrusting one cock inside my vag while I stroked my hand up and down the other one. I suppose this could also simulate having a penis of your own to those who like strap-ons and role playing.

Double Vaginal Penetration

When I first tried this I could not fit even the heads of the two shafts inside me. However I decided to get Mr to help so we got Bruce and had a lot of fun together Mr used one shaft on me and the other to rub my clit I needed to be warmed up before I would be able to take the two. When I was ready Mr squeezed the two shafts together so the teeth interlinked holding them in place he inserted the head of the two. I felt really full at this point I was over the first bulge on the shafts I wouldn’t say it was uncomfortable I just felt stretched.

We then decided to see how much I could take of Bruce so with quite a few stops to adjust to his size and a few good thrusts I was able to get past the second bulge on the shafts. Whilst the shafts where inserted they began to pull apart stretching out my vaginal walls this feeling was new to me I found it quite for filling. This felt incredibly while Mr was rubbing my clit with his thumb. We then tried to see if I could take the rest of Bruce however I felt the shafts hit my cervix and thought “yep I’m not going to be able to take anymore of him” I looked at Mr who was between my legs thrusting the Bruce and said I can’t take him all he replied with yeah I know.

Conclusion

I love Brucie and it has made my fantasy finally real to have him. I recommend this dildo to anyone who loves DP. It could also work for more than one person with some tricky manoeuvring around probably best done spooning. I would not recommend the Bruce to newbies it is a dildo that requires those who know how to take large dildos. Over all the texture on the Bruce is amazing and if you love texture you need him. The shafts increase in girth so he gets kind of hefty once you reach the base I would advise those who don’t like a lot of girth to not get the Bruce and probably get a small Nox.

RRP: £80

You can find Bruce the Shark at Bad-Dragon.com