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OptiMALE Vibrating Stroker (Thick Ribs)

DSC_0247The OptiMALE vibrating stroker was given to us for a review from DocJohnson, the OptiMALE has three colours (Black, Blue and White) and each one varies on texture. The blue comes with the thick ribs, the black comes with a chain links texture and the white comes with Massage Beads These masturbators come with their own bullet, which is a great addition as you can just take it out and use it on your partner if your feeling for it.

Masturbators or Strokers have been on the market for such a long time that they have been the main sex toy for men, now that we have small packed bullets, we as men can now enjoy the same vibration and pleasure as the women while thrusting ourselves into deep holes. The OptiMALE that i received was the thick ribs and this texture is pretty much what it say’s on the tin as it gives you a very large thick ribbed feel, and before i go on you might not think that you’ll like this certain texture due to it being “plain” but it’s not. The thick ribs are good enough for me and the vibrations are ok but they are limited, you get a three speed bullet with this stroker the speeds of which consist of  slow medium and fast. The Bullet’s vibrations can barely be felt through the material of the stroker. The vibrations do not travel as good as i’d hoped through the material. This puts a bit of a dampener on the whole vibration, but it’s still a good product for a first time masturbator don’t get me wrong on that.

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Black Bean Masturbator

DSC_0162The Black Bean Masturbator was given to us as a review product by Bondara, this also came as with some other Bondara toys in a package and i would like to share my experience with this toy. There are a lot of masturbators out there that give some some good suction, but i have seen recently that more and more masturbators are coming out with suction holes which is actually something that i prefer to the usual twisting lid like the Fleshlights.

DSC_0163The Black Bean Masturbator  is a product by Bondara which was purely made for suction and to be honest it does a good job of it from the time that i used it, i can not fault the suction on these toys as i like the quick easy access of turning on and off the suction with a single finger and not twisting off a lid. Comparing the suction whole to the Tenga suction range makes it look as if someone has drilled a whole though the end and not put much effort into the design that much which gets some marks down.

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IMToy Pui

DSC_0160 Considering the Pui from IMToy hasn’t been making it’s best appearance into the vibrating masturbator scene, it looks as if there’s bad reviews left right and center on the web for this thing. The only review on the website basically tell’s us what the product is more than what it can do, its more of the product description than a review. Even though this has gotten so many reviews doesn’t mean that i’m going to make a different opinion on this, because it is just straight up terrible considering that the price is about £150 or $225.

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Masturbator, Reviews, Silicone, Vibrator

Hot Octopuss – Pulse II Duo

DSC_0156We we’re sent the Pulse II Duo by Hot Octopuss for an honest review, in this review i will be going over the two main purposes of this couples vibrator / masturbator. I will section this review into two categories, one being solo and the other being duo. This basically means i will be reviewing both the solo experience of the Pulse II Solo and the couples experience of the Pulse II Duo. In the box of the Pulse II Duo it come with a bag to stash it away, the Duo toy itself and a handy remote for the female vibrations.

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DSC_0158Considering this is the DUO and not the SOLO, let’s start with reviewing what this product is intended to do… Pleasure both male and female in a foreplay setting! The Pulse II Duo doesn’t give off the foreplay that you’re looking for if i’m completely honest but with a few accessories i think this product could go a long way, on the box it shows two positions that it can be used. The fist one is missionary with the male on top and the other being cowgirl, these are two positions that are very easy to get into so there’s no complaints there.

When we had the time to try this for the first time the Pulse II Duo is hard to keep it in place, the time me and Kim used it we were both warming each other up before got our selves goind this is because that we are used to this every now and again. The product is good for a warm up and can feel great for the male, it’s very weird how it works as it basicly has a plate which forces itself towards the shaft and back. This is  such an amazing feeling even when your flacid, but the problem with this couples product is the vibrations for the female partner aren’t as good as they are for the males.

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FunZone – Double Ended Masturbator (Pussy/Ass)

DSC_0081When the LoveHoney summer sale male package came through the post, i found the FunZone double ended masturbator. Once i got a good look at it I started to get interested in it’s form of a dung-bell and I find this good for hiding your masturbator in plain sight, even though fleshlight have their sex in a can they still make it really obvious that it’s a masturbator. Considering I don’t like clutter I wouldn’t really have it lying around the bedroom, normally its a use clean and put away basis for me as it’s just a simple but easy process. Moving on…

DSC_0078The dual ended masturbator from funzone comes with two alternatives, the vagina and the ass. They both have a similar texture between each other as I really couldn’t tell a difference between their textures when using it, but when it actualy came to the insertion and the thrusting you can tell a huge difference in the tightness of the ass compared to the vagina as it takes so much room you can barely fit in. Don’t take that the wrong way, it’s a good thing as it gives you so much pleasure when thrusting the masturbator up and down the shaft of your penis.

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Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg

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The silicone on this dildo is a lot more giving then the drac and alien it is almost softer. The texture along the top is almost like a scale/ spine detailing this is totally flexible and not firm like I expected meaning although this dildo has immense texture it isn’t too harsh and won’t cause chafing during use. This dildo is truly beautiful there is a lot of texture and details on the shaft of this dildo. Even looking at the ball sack it has a circuit pattern along. The tip is pointy so I recon if your ass can take texture this would be a great dildo to try anally.

DSC_0030All along the shaft are buttons/ armoured bubbly texture whereas along the top of the shaft is a more pronounced scale texture. This dildo has more texture then most of my dildos and I am a self-confessed texture whore so bare this in mind if you’re thinking of getting it.

To start with the texture was quite apparent but as i began thrusting my vag was delighted by all the textured bumps and ridges as they brushed my walls. I started thrusting deep and shallow to bring myself to orgasm. Once I had orgasmed I would thrust slowly my vagina reacted amazingly to this and the slow strokes through my orgasm mean that the texture was really stimulating me as I contracted and this caused the orgasm to be prolonged. I continued this assault on my vag through 4 orgasms I was totally satisfied and I did indeed feel like my arm was going to drop off. I could do with a robot just to thrust the dildo for me let alone the dildo being cyborg membered.

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Masturbator, Penis Toys, Reviews, Tenga, Type

TENGA – Easy Beat Egg (Lovers)

DSC_0232Love is in the air and it’s only July, the Tenga lovers egg first was released in 2012 for valentines day. It became one of the best sellers for Tenga and so they then decided to keep producing this very loverbale textured egg! It’s a bit late for valentines day this year, but we were given the Tenga’s Lovers Egg by one of our contacts from tenga who we got to meet at ETO 2015.

DSC_0238The first time i tried this it was just like the time i first tried Tenga’s wavy egg but obviously with a different texture, with this in mind the product defiantly is getting a good review from me! The Tenga Lovers egg definitely gives you a great feeling of love as it pleasures you immensely as it positions it self around your whole penis and submerges it in texture of love.

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Mood Exciter

DSC_0059Almost a year ago from now i received my first ever sex toy/masturbator as a present from Kimberley, this is due to her having sex toys and me being left in the dark alone without a sex toy at all. Once i got to have a look at the so call “Mood Exciter” i believed it was a snowman masturbator due to its curvy shape, back then i believed that it was too big for me and that theirs no point but i still gave it a go to see what all the hipe is about when it comes to all these “Masturbators”.

The Mood Exciter comes with a very silky and smooth texture, but also is very squishy like a kids toy. This didn’t put me off as its something that I kind of expected, the texture of the sleeve was very odd to me as there were two holes and there are two types of textures. After a bit of research i understood that this is to do with one being oral and the other being vaginal, or also known as a “Double Ended Ergonomic Design”. In use this product likes to focus on giving your bellend the time of its life, with the double ended design there are two different types of textures that will focus on your bellend and the other on the shaft. This can be reversed by putting your cock through the other hole, the one texture being a bumpy bubble based texture and the other being a ribbed type texture which means that both designs can be equally stimulating as the other.

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Fleshlight Freaks Alien

Dildo

DSC_0151We received the Fleshlight Alien Dildo and Fleshlight in return for our honest review by Fleshlight. We decided to do another couples review as it is something different. You can purchase the Freaks range in both Couples sets and individual so it only seemed logical for us to do couples reviews for those who want to know what the fleshlight and the dildo are like.

The Alien dildo is an amazing blue colour which suits me perfectly because I love the color blue however I would’ve liked it to be green or even grey for those who are familiar with those alien documentaries where people claim to have experienced aliens they have different types, the greys are superior to the normal green aliens. Anyway I think this would’ve suited better never mind that’s just my personal opinion, and as you may figure out the blue color resembles the alien beings in a certain film that almost everyone has watched.

DSC_0150The Alien Dildo features two bellends which are fused together I would’ve thought that they would spilt just to make it more interesting but I like it none the less. The heads are really well shaped for me and I really like the way they have been designed. The shaft starts thin then gets more girth towards the middle then narrows slightly to the base. The base features a great set of balls quite similar to the drac’s and it is great for using as a grip when thrusting. The shaft is made what looks like two that are fused together much like the bellends with little details such as raised nubs and vein like texture which when you take a closer look add to the realness of this dildo. Making the experience you have Extra Terrestrial and one you will not forget.

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Dildo, Masturbator, Reviews, Sex Accessories, Silicone

Traz Rhino Stampede

DSC_0366 I was given the Traz Rhino Stampede by Hunter from Traz Rhino in return for my honest review, I owe Traz Rhino a huge thanks for sending me each one of the Rhinos to review for them!

Much like the other extensions from Traz rhino the stampede has the same design with the g spot technology in the tip and the super soft silicone which is able to transfer those clenches from orgasms right through to the males penis. However the Stampede offers more for the women! It has a textured surface which gives off a matt feel. I was interested to see how this would feel having loved the other two rhinos I was sure I would like this even more being a bit of a texture whore when it comes to my dildos. The texture on the Stampede isn’t that pronounced and is bumpy all over kind of like sandpaper but a little smoother.

DSC_0368I was super excited to see how my pussy would react to the strange texture because it does love a huge amount of pronounced texture so the little bumps on the Stampede I was wary of and didn’t think I would be able to feel them when it is covered in lube.

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