We we’re sent the Pulse II Duo by Hot Octopuss for an honest review, in this review i will be going over the two main purposes of this couples vibrator / masturbator. I will section this review into two categories, one being solo and the other being duo. This basically means i will be reviewing both the solo experience of the Pulse II Solo and the couples experience of the Pulse II Duo. In the box of the Pulse II Duo it come with a bag to stash it away, the Duo toy itself and a handy remote for the female vibrations.
Considering this is the DUO and not the SOLO, let’s start with reviewing what this product is intended to do… Pleasure both male and female in a foreplay setting! The Pulse II Duo doesn’t give off the foreplay that you’re looking for if i’m completely honest but with a few accessories i think this product could go a long way, on the box it shows two positions that it can be used. The fist one is missionary with the male on top and the other being cowgirl, these are two positions that are very easy to get into so there’s no complaints there.
When we had the time to try this for the first time the Pulse II Duo is hard to keep it in place, the time me and Kim used it we were both warming each other up before got our selves goind this is because that we are used to this every now and again. The product is good for a warm up and can feel great for the male, it’s very weird how it works as it basicly has a plate which forces itself towards the shaft and back. This is such an amazing feeling even when your flacid, but the problem with this couples product is the vibrations for the female partner aren’t as good as they are for the males.
When the LoveHoney summer sale male package came through the post, i found the FunZone double ended masturbator. Once i got a good look at it I started to get interested in it’s form of a dung-bell and I find this good for hiding your masturbator in plain sight, even though fleshlight have their sex in a can they still make it really obvious that it’s a masturbator. Considering I don’t like clutter I wouldn’t really have it lying around the bedroom, normally its a use clean and put away basis for me as it’s just a simple but easy process. Moving on…
The dual ended masturbator from funzone comes with two alternatives, the vagina and the ass. They both have a similar texture between each other as I really couldn’t tell a difference between their textures when using it, but when it actualy came to the insertion and the thrusting you can tell a huge difference in the tightness of the ass compared to the vagina as it takes so much room you can barely fit in. Don’t take that the wrong way, it’s a good thing as it gives you so much pleasure when thrusting the masturbator up and down the shaft of your penis.
The silicone on this dildo is a lot more giving then the drac and alien it is almost softer. The texture along the top is almost like a scale/ spine detailing this is totally flexible and not firm like I expected meaning although this dildo has immense texture it isn’t too harsh and won’t cause chafing during use. This dildo is truly beautiful there is a lot of texture and details on the shaft of this dildo. Even looking at the ball sack it has a circuit pattern along. The tip is pointy so I recon if your ass can take texture this would be a great dildo to try anally.
All along the shaft are buttons/ armoured bubbly texture whereas along the top of the shaft is a more pronounced scale texture. This dildo has more texture then most of my dildos and I am a self-confessed texture whore so bare this in mind if you’re thinking of getting it.
To start with the texture was quite apparent but as i began thrusting my vag was delighted by all the textured bumps and ridges as they brushed my walls. I started thrusting deep and shallow to bring myself to orgasm. Once I had orgasmed I would thrust slowly my vagina reacted amazingly to this and the slow strokes through my orgasm mean that the texture was really stimulating me as I contracted and this caused the orgasm to be prolonged. I continued this assault on my vag through 4 orgasms I was totally satisfied and I did indeed feel like my arm was going to drop off. I could do with a robot just to thrust the dildo for me let alone the dildo being cyborg membered.
Love is in the air and it’s only July, the Tenga lovers egg first was released in 2012 for valentines day. It became one of the best sellers for Tenga and so they then decided to keep producing this very loverbale textured egg! It’s a bit late for valentines day this year, but we were given the Tenga’s Lovers Egg by one of our contacts from tenga who we got to meet at ETO 2015.
The first time i tried this it was just like the time i first tried Tenga’s wavy egg but obviously with a different texture, with this in mind the product defiantly is getting a good review from me! The Tenga Lovers egg definitely gives you a great feeling of love as it pleasures you immensely as it positions it self around your whole penis and submerges it in texture of love.
Almost a year ago from now i received my first ever sex toy/masturbator as a present from Kimberley, this is due to her having sex toys and me being left in the dark alone without a sex toy at all. Once i got to have a look at the so call “Mood Exciter” i believed it was a snowman masturbator due to its curvy shape, back then i believed that it was too big for me and that theirs no point but i still gave it a go to see what all the hipe is about when it comes to all these “Masturbators”.
The Mood Exciter comes with a very silky and smooth texture, but also is very squishy like a kids toy. This didn’t put me off as its something that I kind of expected, the texture of the sleeve was very odd to me as there were two holes and there are two types of textures. After a bit of research i understood that this is to do with one being oral and the other being vaginal, or also known as a “Double Ended Ergonomic Design”. In use this product likes to focus on giving your bellend the time of its life, with the double ended design there are two different types of textures that will focus on your bellend and the other on the shaft. This can be reversed by putting your cock through the other hole, the one texture being a bumpy bubble based texture and the other being a ribbed type texture which means that both designs can be equally stimulating as the other.
We received the Fleshlight Alien Dildo and Fleshlight in return for our honest review by Fleshlight. We decided to do another couples review as it is something different. You can purchase the Freaks range in both Couples sets and individual so it only seemed logical for us to do couples reviews for those who want to know what the fleshlight and the dildo are like.
The Alien dildo is an amazing blue colour which suits me perfectly because I love the color blue however I would’ve liked it to be green or even grey for those who are familiar with those alien documentaries where people claim to have experienced aliens they have different types, the greys are superior to the normal green aliens. Anyway I think this would’ve suited better never mind that’s just my personal opinion, and as you may figure out the blue color resembles the alien beings in a certain film that almost everyone has watched.
The Alien Dildo features two bellends which are fused together I would’ve thought that they would spilt just to make it more interesting but I like it none the less. The heads are really well shaped for me and I really like the way they have been designed. The shaft starts thin then gets more girth towards the middle then narrows slightly to the base. The base features a great set of balls quite similar to the drac’s and it is great for using as a grip when thrusting. The shaft is made what looks like two that are fused together much like the bellends with little details such as raised nubs and vein like texture which when you take a closer look add to the realness of this dildo. Making the experience you have Extra Terrestrial and one you will not forget.
I was given the Traz Rhino Stampede by Hunter from Traz Rhino in return for my honest review, I owe Traz Rhino a huge thanks for sending me each one of the Rhinos to review for them!
Much like the other extensions from Traz rhino the stampede has the same design with the g spot technology in the tip and the super soft silicone which is able to transfer those clenches from orgasms right through to the males penis. However the Stampede offers more for the women! It has a textured surface which gives off a matt feel. I was interested to see how this would feel having loved the other two rhinos I was sure I would like this even more being a bit of a texture whore when it comes to my dildos. The texture on the Stampede isn’t that pronounced and is bumpy all over kind of like sandpaper but a little smoother.
I was super excited to see how my pussy would react to the strange texture because it does love a huge amount of pronounced texture so the little bumps on the Stampede I was wary of and didn’t think I would be able to feel them when it is covered in lube.
This was sent to us by Lumunu for an honest review. When i first received the product i was quite excited to try it, as this was my very first vibrating masturbator. When it comes to masturbators i like to see what the product is made of and to the standard the company likes to have with their products, i was impressed to see that the product is kept in nice packaging but it’s not long lasting packaging which is a disappointment when storing the product.
When it came to the feeling of the product, i first tested it with my fingers to see how much depth is in the texture of the masturbator. The texture of the masturbator has very short but strong waves, the waves are well known for the oral texture. Once it came to using the product for what its made for i first lubricated the product before use, also lubricating myself before fully inserting myself into the sleeve. When it came to insertion it was very easy to slide in, but became a very uncomfortable feeling when fully inserted. As it looks in the product is that the battery compartment becomes a tightening spot within the sleeve, i believe this is to make it more of an oral like feel to it. I was not fond of the tight space at the end of the sleeve as it became quite painful, i have to say that the vibrations that it comes with are very powerful and very pleasurable but the tight space causes a too much frustration and pain to enjoy them fully.
Traz rhino Genesis was sent to me by Hunter from over at traz rhino in return for my honest review this will not affect the outcome of my review at all.
The Genesis Extension is the original extension that traz rhino created. Giving the male extra girth and length to make his manhood bigger. Genesis is 8inches in length and 2 inches in Girth. Genesis is designed to increase pleasure for both him and her the shape is designed to be able to squish when the vaginal muscles clench the extender the male can feel the muscle contractions through the extension. The ridges inside the Genesis then push against the cock whilst in use to give more stimulation for the male.
The Genesis penis extender was nominated for best male sex toy of 2015 !! I really like that fact that it provides both parties pleasure and the softness of the silicone makes using the Genesis really comfortable especial due to the extra girth a ridged material would feel extremely uncomfortable.
I asked Mr to put on the Genesis ready for us to have some hard sex I was feeling particularly horny and the thought of him having extra girth to stretch me with really got me going. Using a lot of lube to lubricate both the extension and me he began to insert himself in me the extension opened me up quite a bit and I felt the girth stretch me much like my adored bad dragon dildos would however the fact that Mr was fucking me made the experience a whole lot more intimate. We tried the folded deck chair a favourite position of mine to get deep penetration however I found when he thrust too hard it hurt me a little so he then asked me to “sit on this big fat cock” lying there naked I just couldn’t resist so I did indeed sit on the traz extension I rode very slowly as the pleasure got quite intense I buckled and writhed and I came so many times. Mr told me to cum around his cock which of course I did with ease the Genesis just touched every spot inside me.
A vamp lover’s dream. The design of this dildo is incredible the bat wings effect along the shaft adding to the vamp theme. The silicone is a metallic red colour highlighted by dark and light shades of red. It is surely a work of art. Due to the wings detail on the shaft this dildo has a lot of texture. The silicone is very heavy and firm making the dildo feel rather flesh like.
As my first dildo I expected little stimulation. I was so used to buying vibes. I never wanted to buy a dildo thinking I needed the vibes to orgasm. When I saw this beauty I had to try it out. With a secret soft spot for vampires I could finally make my fantasy real!