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Tenga Flip Zero

Tenga have sent us the Tenga Flip 0 (Zero) in exchange for an honest review.

We had an exciting first reaction when receiving the Tenga Flip 0 (Zero) as it came in a plastic compartment slot with its very own stand, this made the product look more like a cherished ornament than the usual sex toy. Saying that in mind doesn’t mean it’s the best item to display, in your house or bedroom (if you don’t live alone that is!).

The Tenga Flip 0 (Zero) comes in a concealed plastic transparent container, there is also a designated small compartment at the bottom for lubes and instruction manuals. The Tenga Flip 0 (Zero) has a white trim which can be dismantled to open up the product to apply your desired lube, once finished it can be reassembled to use. If you would like further instructions here is a video from Tenga showing how the product works:

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Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein

dsc_0013 Happy Halloween to our loyal and faithful readers and to those who have just joined us for this post. Those who are our regulars know we always do our annual Halloween Post. We have previously reviewed the Freaks couple’s sets and I also did a Post last year about the Best Halloween Sex Toys available. Well we have teamed up with Fleshlight again this year to bring you the review of the last and final freaks we didn’t own the Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein couples set.

I cannot thank Fleshlight enough for being such a lovely company to work with, The fact they have given us this set free of charge will not affect the outcome of our review. I have to say if you haven’t heard of Fleshlight you should really check them out! They produce one the biggest and most popular Male Sex toys and the Fleshlight is known for its distinct shape and amazing choice of orifices.

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Fleshlight Freaks Zombie


DSC_0159I received the Zombie in return for my honest review from Fleshlight. They have an amazing range of product and as you know we have reviewed some of the other Freaks in the range already. So I owe a huge thank you to Fleshlight for sending us the Freaks Zombie to review for them.

The Fleshlight Freaks Zombie dildo is a lot more flexible and made from a much more pliable silicone then the Alien, Drac and Cyborg. The Drac and alien being Firm and the Cyborg being between firm and medium makes the Zombie a Medium firmness.

DSC_0161The details on this dildo are incredible as always the Freaks Offer a lot in terms of texture and the Zombie isn’t a slacker. The Zombie dildo is full of texture the torn flesh creates bumps and ridges and nooks which in turn give you amazing texture. It has an insertable length of 7inches which still lays on the fact it is a semi human type penis. It is made from silicone and can be bleached boiled and sterilized. The colour is an off green like grey with tones of very dark purply red. I think the colour is great and instead of being bright like the other freaks its kind off dulled down to create a dead sort of vibe. Continue Reading

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Soloflesh V2

DSC_0135We were given a soloflesh for an honest review and i am going to be honest from the start, this is an amazing sex toy. This is a toy that grabs realism and chokes it with pleasure, i mean this my all time favorite sex toy and i can’t really compare anything else with it really. This has got to be the closest thing to sex out of all the sex toys that i own, In my point of view i just believe you should just drop what your doing and go buy one.

Hey It’s kim just popping in to put my perspective in Mr’s review…  Well the Soloflesh V2 is amazing it is super realistic to look at whne filled with water the “walls” of the toy push out near the vagina entrance. Much like my own. The labia is stunning and very realistic, I acually fingered this masturbator to see if it was really as “real” as it claimed to be. The inner texture is remarkably realistic i can feel those grooves and odd textures like a vagina. The textures are actually modled from an actual vaginal canal. I have no idea how they did this but it is the best mastuirbator in terms of it feels exactly like a vagina. And the warmth of the water inside made t feel even more realistic along with teh fac you can feel the weight almost pushing back on you. I have to say this masturbator has a great set of buns litterally i have soem competition. I really enjoyed watchiong Mr use teh SoloFlesh V2 it was super realistic and amazingly sexy it got me all turned on just watching him. I’ll now let you read teh rest of Mr’s review…

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OptiMALE Vibrating Stroker (Thick Ribs)

DSC_0247The OptiMALE vibrating stroker was given to us for a review from DocJohnson, the OptiMALE has three colours (Black, Blue and White) and each one varies on texture. The blue comes with the thick ribs, the black comes with a chain links texture and the white comes with Massage Beads These masturbators come with their own bullet, which is a great addition as you can just take it out and use it on your partner if your feeling for it.

Masturbators or Strokers have been on the market for such a long time that they have been the main sex toy for men, now that we have small packed bullets, we as men can now enjoy the same vibration and pleasure as the women while thrusting ourselves into deep holes. The OptiMALE that i received was the thick ribs and this texture is pretty much what it say’s on the tin as it gives you a very large thick ribbed feel, and before i go on you might not think that you’ll like this certain texture due to it being “plain” but it’s not. The thick ribs are good enough for me and the vibrations are ok but they are limited, you get a three speed bullet with this stroker the speeds of which consist of  slow medium and fast. The Bullet’s vibrations can barely be felt through the material of the stroker. The vibrations do not travel as good as i’d hoped through the material. This puts a bit of a dampener on the whole vibration, but it’s still a good product for a first time masturbator don’t get me wrong on that. Continue Reading

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Black Bean Masturbator

DSC_0162The Black Bean Masturbator was given to us as a review product by Bondara, this also came as with some other Bondara toys in a package and i would like to share my experience with this toy. There are a lot of masturbators out there that give some some good suction, but i have seen recently that more and more masturbators are coming out with suction holes which is actually something that i prefer to the usual twisting lid like the Fleshlights.

DSC_0163The Black Bean Masturbator  is a product by Bondara which was purely made for suction and to be honest it does a good job of it from the time that i used it, i can not fault the suction on these toys as i like the quick easy access of turning on and off the suction with a single finger and not twisting off a lid. Comparing the suction whole to the Tenga suction range makes it look as if someone has drilled a whole though the end and not put much effort into the design that much which gets some marks down.

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IMToy Pui

DSC_0160 Considering the Pui from IMToy hasn’t been making it’s best appearance into the vibrating masturbator scene, it looks as if there’s bad reviews left right and center on the web for this thing. The only review on the website basically tell’s us what the product is more than what it can do, its more of the product description than a review. Even though this has gotten so many reviews doesn’t mean that i’m going to make a different opinion on this, because it is just straight up terrible considering that the price is about £150 or $225.

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Hot Octopuss – Pulse II Duo

DSC_0156We we’re sent the Pulse II Duo by Hot Octopuss for an honest review, in this review i will be going over the two main purposes of this couples vibrator / masturbator. I will section this review into two categories, one being solo and the other being duo. This basically means i will be reviewing both the solo experience of the Pulse II Solo and the couples experience of the Pulse II Duo. In the box of the Pulse II Duo it come with a bag to stash it away, the Duo toy itself and a handy remote for the female vibrations.


DSC_0158Considering this is the DUO and not the SOLO, let’s start with reviewing what this product is intended to do… Pleasure both male and female in a foreplay setting! The Pulse II Duo doesn’t give off the foreplay that you’re looking for if i’m completely honest but with a few accessories i think this product could go a long way, on the box it shows two positions that it can be used. The fist one is missionary with the male on top and the other being cowgirl, these are two positions that are very easy to get into so there’s no complaints there.

When we had the time to try this for the first time the Pulse II Duo is hard to keep it in place, the time me and Kim used it we were both warming each other up before got our selves goind this is because that we are used to this every now and again. The product is good for a warm up and can feel great for the male, it’s very weird how it works as it basicly has a plate which forces itself towards the shaft and back. This is  such an amazing feeling even when your flacid, but the problem with this couples product is the vibrations for the female partner aren’t as good as they are for the males.

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FunZone – Double Ended Masturbator (Pussy/Ass)

DSC_0081When the LoveHoney summer sale male package came through the post, i found the FunZone double ended masturbator. Once i got a good look at it I started to get interested in it’s form of a dung-bell and I find this good for hiding your masturbator in plain sight, even though fleshlight have their sex in a can they still make it really obvious that it’s a masturbator. Considering I don’t like clutter I wouldn’t really have it lying around the bedroom, normally its a use clean and put away basis for me as it’s just a simple but easy process. Moving on…

DSC_0078The dual ended masturbator from funzone comes with two alternatives, the vagina and the ass. They both have a similar texture between each other as I really couldn’t tell a difference between their textures when using it, but when it actualy came to the insertion and the thrusting you can tell a huge difference in the tightness of the ass compared to the vagina as it takes so much room you can barely fit in. Don’t take that the wrong way, it’s a good thing as it gives you so much pleasure when thrusting the masturbator up and down the shaft of your penis.

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Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg



The silicone on this dildo is a lot more giving then the drac and alien it is almost softer. The texture along the top is almost like a scale/ spine detailing this is totally flexible and not firm like I expected meaning although this dildo has immense texture it isn’t too harsh and won’t cause chafing during use. This dildo is truly beautiful there is a lot of texture and details on the shaft of this dildo. Even looking at the ball sack it has a circuit pattern along. The tip is pointy so I recon if your ass can take texture this would be a great dildo to try anally.

DSC_0030All along the shaft are buttons/ armoured bubbly texture whereas along the top of the shaft is a more pronounced scale texture. This dildo has more texture then most of my dildos and I am a self-confessed texture whore so bare this in mind if you’re thinking of getting it.

To start with the texture was quite apparent but as i began thrusting my vag was delighted by all the textured bumps and ridges as they brushed my walls. I started thrusting deep and shallow to bring myself to orgasm. Once I had orgasmed I would thrust slowly my vagina reacted amazingly to this and the slow strokes through my orgasm mean that the texture was really stimulating me as I contracted and this caused the orgasm to be prolonged. I continued this assault on my vag through 4 orgasms I was totally satisfied and I did indeed feel like my arm was going to drop off. I could do with a robot just to thrust the dildo for me let alone the dildo being cyborg membered.

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