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Stan The T-Rex

DSC_0142   I recieved the Stan dildo in return for my honest review by my all-time favourite company Bad Dragon. The fact I got this product free of charge will not affect my review. So I haven’t been able to give a bad review to a bad dragon toy as of yet let’s see if Stan breaks the mould.

So I was thinking what dildo to get it was really difficult to choose between bumble hooves and Stan I liked both designs but decided to review Stan as I believe I am the first to do a review on Stan. Stan is not a dragon themed dildo in fact it is actually a T-rex based dildo. Bad Dragon released the Stan during their Dragon island theme. They released a series of dildos and masturbators in time for a new dino move that was due to come out.

DSC_0144Now I went crazy for Trent The Triceratops which was the first to be released. I was a huge Dino fan as a child. Okay so I never really liked the T-Rex but Stan offers girth, girth and more girth! This dildo is all about the Girth! He also features a very muscular detailing through the shaft much like the one on my Bruce. And of course Stan has an amazing curve.

So I picked out my Model now I had to pick out a size, this was really hard for me I looked at the measurements and pictures on the product page and was puzzling for an hour. Before I thought well my Trent is a medium and I usually go for a medium and there isn’t much between the large and medium. So I got my Stan in a Medium. The firmness I chose was a Medium, I thought with it being quite large I would need a little give but wanted it to be able to stand alone. However when I received my Stan I realised I should’ve had a split firmness because I chose to have a suction cup base and the base was squishy and hard to grip during use. This didn’t affect the suction at all though. I chose my first ever fade and went with a split fade. The base is a singular colour that I chose a neutral brown/beige: 9C8861 Then the tip of the shaft is a pale pink colour: FF9EE5 which I chose due to it being infant and pregnancy loss awareness month, I then chose a deep blue for the bottom of the shaft: 4263BD The blue also fits in with the Pregnancy loss theme and my ribbon is also blue I have a thyroid condition so I though with the colours meaning something to me it would be nice you know.

DSC_0146So my Stan arrived and I was just gob smacked it is huge! Literally bigger then my Trent Bigger than my Bruce it’s a beast! I would say it is equivalent to an average Bad Dragon Large. I was very impressed with the colouration the colours blended to make a lovely pale purple colour. And the base is an amazing neutral tone I am very pleased with the way it came out.

DSC_0148When it came to using Stan I had to have a huge amount of warm up like this is the biggest dildo I own, what did I expect right? It’s a dino penis after all. So after various sizes of toys I used 5 altogether to warm up and with huge amounts of lube I braved myself and was ready to tame the Beast. I gradually inserted the tip then the two bulbs that flared out from it. Once the tip was in I felt extremely full and had to relax and take a while to adjust to the sensation. Then I was able to insert the rest. I did manage to take the majority of the Stan with just a half an inch between me and the base. I found the best way to thrust Stan was to wobble the base this meant I was still able to get the right stimulation without having to give huge thrusts.


RRP: £116.85

You can find Stan The T-Rex at

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  • Reply ohgollyisabel 15th January 2016 at 3:48 pm

    WOW i like the colours but right that is definitely meant to be a dino penis!!

  • Reply Jake White 16th January 2016 at 4:41 pm

    Wowzers! that thing is a monster!

    • Reply KinkyKitten 17th January 2016 at 11:33 am

      It is indeed 🙂

      • Reply Jake White 17th January 2016 at 7:54 pm

        My eyes are watering!

        • Reply KinkyKitten 18th January 2016 at 9:43 pm

          I know my eyes where when i first saw it too :/ easily the biggest dildo i own by far!

          • Jake White 24th January 2016 at 9:34 am

            Well hats off to you kinkikittenkim!!!

  • Reply Candy Lyn 22nd January 2016 at 3:51 am

    I can’t help but giggle every time I see a toy from Bad Dragon. I love how everything is so completely different! I haven’t purchased from them yet but hope to in time!

    • Reply KinkyKitten 22nd January 2016 at 10:14 am

      I LOVE bad dragon but even i found the Stan a challenge my first Bad dragon was the Meng this is a great dildo to start of with as you get a feel for the odd shapes and it isn’t exactly one of the more extreme dildos like the Chance for example.

  • Reply dv8 26th January 2016 at 1:53 am

    Stan was intimidating but was it pleasureable? Would you try using anything larger?

  • Reply Gypsy 28th July 2016 at 5:32 pm

    How was the medium firmness? Would the stan small in soft be firm enough to enjoy?

    • Reply KinkyKitten 29th July 2016 at 8:21 am

      The medium didn’t have as much give as some of my other medium firmness Bad Dragon toys. I would reccomend that a soft firmness would be more comfortable to use however if you can get a split firmness where the shaft is soft and the base is firm that would be the best option as then the base is more sturdy to help with thrusting and the dildo will then be able to stand alone without flopping over.

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