The Best Halloween Sex Toys

I have compiled a list of all the Horror / Halloween themed sex toys I own. I have also owned the death by orgasm black widow and scorpion however they died a long time ago so I haven’t included them in the post. As you all know I am a little strange and I like unusual dildos if you are a regular reader of my blog you know I tend to review a lot of strange and weird looking sex toys. Well I did fall across bad dragon one day when googling “weird and unusual dildos” yep that is how this all started. I was like people actually use these? Now as you can tell I have acquired most of the BD collection.

Fleshlight have a range of sex toys which I love called Freaks they feature creepy themed fantasy dildos and fleshlights which cater for all genders. Don’t get me wrong the flesh jack dildos are great but they are aimed at just men well the Freaks don’t have a specific market. It seems hardly anywhere stocks them. Which is a shame they are a great range and need to be noticed more.

Well on my hunt for the most weird sextoys, I have acquired a few so with it being Halloween I have decided to do a themed post on the best Halloween sex toys available.

 

Fleshlight Freaks Drac

The Dracula based set is somewhat spooky looking the vaginal opening on the fleshlight has bat winged shaped labia minora. I have to say although it’s supposed to look creepy I find this the most attractive fleshlight I have seen the vulva is just so pretty. The dildo again is blood red and features bat winged texture up the shaft this was the first dildo I brought and I got it due to the semi realistic look.

 

Fleshlight Freaks zombie

The torn rotting flesh look on this dildo is magnificent what says Halloween like zombies right? The dildo also features pustule blisters and a torn foreskin. The fleshlight is skin tone colour and also features the same torn look on the outer labia.

Bad Dragon Bruce the shark

Okay well it isn’t a horror themed sex toy but sharks are scary right? This double penetration toy has so many uses and the fin detailing Is very reminiscent of a shark. This beast is very girthy! It can also be used for couples and singular use with one shaft bad dragon did a model called left shark which featured one shaft, this was based on the katy peri incident she had two dancing sharks on stage with her and the left one couldn’t dance lol BD being the awesome company they are made light of the situation!

Fleshlight Freaks alien

We all know what alien this set is based, on the blue kind from avatar well I don’t find them scary but the green space man type can be. The dildo features two shafts formed together it has two heads also but only a singular testical. The Fleshlight Features two clits and to be quite frank looks like a triangular opening but I am kind of jealous I don’t have two clits I mean double the pleasure!

Bad dragon Trent The Triceratops

Although I don’t find them scary and I love triceratops and dinosaurs can be frightening I mean have you seen Jurassic park? This dildo is tapered and has a very nice looking tip the shaft graduates in girth which is amazing I recommend getting a bigger size to enhance the realistic dino experience.

Fleshlight Freaks Cyborg

Again not one that I would say is a typical Halloween themed sex toy but I mean a robotic dildo? Dr Who comes to mind and although I refuse to watch it due to it not being my cup of tea the darlecs are robots right? Well the dildo offers a sort of halo-esque vibe the robotic armour design also features circuits on the balls and a huge amount of robotic detailing on the shaft.

Death By orgasm Vampire Bride

I purchased this vibe a 4 years back and it comes in a really neat looking coffin storage tin and is blood red it is a 4inch clitoral/ mini vibe and it works well. If you’re into the more gothic sex toys this may be one to consider.

Chance Flared (attack on Titan)

Okay you are probably wondering why I have featured a horse dildo in this post? well I saw chance on the adoptions and I chose it due to the colouration it is a grey/green/peach colouration with spots of deep red through. The design looks similar to the flesh of the Titans in a Amine I watch called “Attack On Titan” The Titans are huge zombie like BFG creatures that devour the flesh of humans.

Grim Reaper dildo devine interventions

Have you never wanted to fuck yourself to death? Well literally you can now fuck death with this Grim Reaper shaped dildo from devine interventions. Mr death also has a pair of balls to grasp whilst he takes your breath away.

 

Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein

This dildo is a monster to say the least! It’s by far one of the largest dildos i own. That coupled with the fact it has rivets and bolts along the shaft and balls means it’s a very interesting dildo to look at, it seems like it has a very Steampunk vibe about it. You can also get the Frankenstein in a Fleshlight which is the same green colour with stitches along the vulva.