Anal Toys, Butt Plug, Material, Reviews, Silicone

Hole Punch

DSC_0137I received the Hole Punch as a gift when I placed my order for the Pure Pop. The Hole Punch I received is orange in colour and is quite squishy but still firm enough to be inserted.

The Hole Punch is not your usual butt plug is has quite rounded tapered tip so right from insertion you’re getting that girth. I really like the size of the Hole Punch while it isn’t a plug I use regularly it is one I enjoy using. The rounded shape really pushes against the anal walls and fills me right up.

The Flatness of the ridge is quite sharp which means you get that pop when it is inserted this also helps keep it in place. The base is a vertical type base that sits between the cheeks I much prefer this type of base to the more spherical rounded type base as it make using the Hole Punch more comfortable.

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Company, Dildo, Dual Density, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Tantus, Type

Tantus Gary

DSC_0423The Tantus Gary is a beautiful dildo. I personally this it is so well proportioned and very visually appealing. The size and shape is similar to Mr’s so I am being a little stuck in my ways but damn Gary is a beauty. I received the Gary free of charge in exchange for this review for the lovely Tantus.

Those of you who don’t know who Tantus are they are a Sex Positive company who started out making Body safe Silicone dildos and butt plugs they now have a wide range of dildos, vibrators and even the new Rumble Wand. They encourage everyone no matter what their sexuality or gender to explore themselves sexually in a safe and body positive way.  Tantus have an amazing reputation among my fellow bloggers and let me tell you even the little details such as communication and customer service they are amazing and go above and beyond to make your experience with them a positive one.

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Clit Stim, G Spot, Insertable, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type, Vibrator


DSC_0406 I received the SVAKOM Keri free of charge in exchange for my honest review. The fact I was given this vibrator isn’t going to affect the outcome of my review. SVAKOM are a luxury company who specialise in designing the most advanced sex toys you could image. They have self-heating Vibrators, Ones that can record a video of the inside of your vagina. And ones that have smart technology. I have reviewed teh SVAKOM Mini Emma wand previous for them and i loved it.

The Keri is a Spoon shaped vibrator that has a very slim handle made from silicone which features the SVAKOM emblem in stainless steel.  Along with a bulge at the tip. I found as well as being a great clitoral vibrator the Keri works well as an internal vibrator as the Tip Acts as a g spot stimulator. The vibrations travel all through the handle which can also be used for external stimulation.

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Clit Stim, Material, Plastic, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Satisfyer Pro 2

DSC_0401 I received the Satisfyer Pro 2 free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Satisfyer. They are a relatively new company who have just released a clitoral stimulator for those who cannot afford a luxury price tag.

SO the first thought that came into my head was “is it as good as the womanizer?” well with a price tag that is half the price and the fact it is waterproof those points alone make it essentially more improved than the Womanizer. Now it doesn’t have that stupid tacky gem or overly girly cat slater patterns. I prefer the simple design the handle is really comfortable to hold during use.

The satisfier Pro 2 isn’t a vibrator it is a clitoral stimulator that essentially puffs air onto the clitoris I am sure there is a piston the moves back and forth really quickly so that the air is pushed out from the mouth of the device. This air wave pulsation feels almost like vibrations except it’s not. I would most likely compare it to Oral sex with someone nibbling/sucking on your clit without the saliva.

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Dildo, Dual Density, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Male Nereid

20160607_121154I received the Male Nereid free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Tails and Portholes. The Owner Brandie is a lovely lady that created each piece from scratch. The fact I received the Nereid free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of this review.

I have been twitter stalking her since she started out. Back then there was only one model available which was the Nereid this was very reasonable priced and looked amazing I was drawn to the semi realistic design. When Brandie first started out she had basic materials/equipment and did most work by hand, she then got a vacuum chamber to get rid of more bubbles, the first few Nereids she made had slight imperfections such as air bubbles etc. Now her dildos are more seamless she now 3D prints the models for the mould compared to her early models which where sculpted in clay by hand.

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Material, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Type, Vibrator

Bonnie & Clyde

DSC_0066I received the Bonnie & Clyde free of charge in return for my honest review for Adrien Lastic. The fact I was given this product free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of this review. Adrien Lastic are company that features a lot of quirky unusual sex toys that don’t really follow the traditional sex toy shapes which I adore each design is fun and body safe you should rally check them out.

The Bonnie and Clyde is a dual stimulator with a shaft that has a rotation mechanism inside this is powered by one of the “balls” at the bottom of the vibrator this has a rotation symbol on and has a plus and minus button to control the movement speeds and patterns you hold plus to start and pres sto increase and press decrease to go down the levels and when held it turns it off.

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Kegel Trainer, Material, Reviews, Silicone, Type

Pussy Play Balls

20160321_132226 I was given the Pussy Pay Balls free of charge in exchange for my honest review for Rianne S. The Play Balls are one of the new items available from Rianne s which has just had a new website and a new range of toys. I recommend you check out the Rianne S site. The fact I was given these Kegel balls free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of my review.

The Pussy Play Balls are a set of Kegel balls that come with 4 different weighted balls. You can totally customise the weight you are lifting during your Kegels. Initially you should start with the lighter balls until your Kegel muscles become stronger and are able to hold the two heavier balls in place.

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Material, Rabbit, Reviews, Silicone, Type, Vibrator

TOT Doly

DSC_0062[1] I was given the TOT Doly free of charge in exchange for my honest review for who have just broadened the range of sex toys they have available. The fact I received the Doly free of charge is not going to affect the outcome of my review.

So DealsMachine have a rather vast amount of toys I would consider not safe or “jelly” toys. However they do have a lot of other silicone body safe cheaper alternatives to luxury toys. They also carry the Nalone range which I think is a great step up from the cheaper TPE/TPR materials.  So you really should check them out they have a lot of cheaper body safe options for those who cannot afford luxury price tag sex toys. They also carry deals on electrical goods and household appliances.

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Reviews, Subscription Box

Unbound Box Delta

20160601_123336[1] I received the Unbound Box Delta from one of my newest affiliates Unbound. They sell subscription boxes, which are a new thing I have recently come across there seem to be more and more options available for subscription boxes than ever before.

Unbound offer a polite and happy shopping experience, you simply subscribe and then you will be charged for the first box which will arrive each quarter: February, May, August and September. You will be charged when each box ships. You also have the option to purchase boxes that where previous months or even limited edition ones through the Unbound shop as well as a whole bridal range which I have carefully looked at with less than one month to go until my wedding.

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Book Reviews, Reviews

Twisted By Lola Smirnova

Twisted is certainly the best title for this book although on first thoughts I assumed it meant the main character would have a twisted personality. This was the total opposite. Twisted tells a tale of how one woman’s life is twisted and turned from one moment to the next.

Jul or Julia as the main character is referred to is a Sex worker from the Ukraine this book takes you on a journey of sex work in a club/brothel and how her life is constantly a struggle from each person she meets.

Twisted is written in a first person point of view and you read the book like Julia is sitting in the room telling you her story in person. She is excited by the wealth her sisters are coming home with from their Sex Work and she decides she needs to earn come cash too so hops along. After not doing too well, sniffing, drinking and smoking her money away she meets a client who seems to be the perfect man only he tricks her and takes her earnings. She doesn’t have much luck along the way and tries again but always seems to fail.

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